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Compulsive oreo spunking

Ok, I know this is a bit weird but ever since I was little I've had a fascination with oreo cookies. I don't know, it's just something about that creamy middle stuff.

Well, I'm all grown up now but this cookie fetish still persists. Sometimes when no one's home, I'll get a whole bag, make big oreo buildings and take off my pants and masturbate on them. I don't eat it, that's groze. But I do like to photograph it and send it to strangers on the internet.

I know it's abnormal, but I can't stop. Is this really weird, or do other people have similar experiences?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (3)
You should eat them... I jack off onto peanut butter sandwiches. Awesome.
LOL! This is hilarious!
Being specific, it sounds pretty abnormal. I've never heard of anyone having a cookie or oreo fetish. Being more general though, fetishes of this level and weirdness are surprisingly common, so in that context it's pretty normal.