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I got a little secret that I've been keeping for a while now and I really need to know if it's normal. I kind of have a church/chapel related fetish.

- Got a girl to wank me off during the proceedings whilst I fondled her ass. I sit as close to the altar as possible during this.
- I went to confession with the sole purpose of trying to get the priest have an erection. I tell him a lot of erotic tales etc and wank myself off while doing this.
- I get a girl to give me a blowjob during her confession or after it.
- I have sex with a girl/whore during the proceedings.
- I bribe a priest so I can take his place during the confessions. I then give people bad advice, while wanking myself.
- I have sex with a girl on the altar.
- I have sex with a girl tied to a crucifix.
- I get a whore drunk on wine and fill her vagina with communion wafers.


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cpg123 (15225)
2008-08-05 00:52:27
I get a whore drunk on wine and fill her vagina with communion wafers. WTF??? lol
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SlimFast (11113)
2008-08-05 01:50:10
How long have you been doing this sort of thing?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-05 02:24:27
LMFAO thats fukn brilliant. I hope you get to do all this it would be fukn awesome. I had a wank in the town hall once in a cupboard under the stairs its been pulled down now the town hall that is
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Quadmaster (15202)
2008-08-05 16:45:42
We all have are fetish's, so I say your completely normal.
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hotloverangel (15779)
2008-08-24 18:06:11
wtf?
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buriedalive (16071)
2008-09-22 14:49:38
yea, very normal...
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GreenFrog (16718)
2008-10-06 05:27:45
hahaha @ 'girl/whore'
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anonymouse1 (10261)
2009-01-07 15:46:46
Brilliant, very funny post!

(Just out of interest, how many communion wafers did you fit in? :L)
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Emoluvisdeath (20847)
2009-03-08 19:32:38
Wtf!?
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y3k23k (21460)
2009-03-31 15:09:01
what church do you belong to thats one fucked up priest you got bud, the urges are totally normal because banging a chick on a cross is taboo, but I'm jewish and sure i thought about having some fun in temple and when i was 13 i got my first blow-job under the basement stairs there but still i believe in god and i wouldn't go around shoving crackers in a girls cooch in a temple.
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Crazydiamond (3320)
2009-07-31 18:18:41
Quality post! However midway through I realised you couldn't have actually done all this stuff, no priest would let you bribe him into letting you give confession, surely not...
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Budthewise (29424)
2009-11-01 14:16:39
I lost my virginity in church. I was an overweight young male and I "slept" with the secretary's daughter who was also the daughter to the usher of the church. She was far better than I though I could ever have and she left shortly after, but I will never forget having sex in that church while her dad was having a meeting in the very next room.
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ihopeyoudie (34019)
2010-01-09 03:47:23
you went to church one too many times. get over it. religion sucks.
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Alaskaraven (34365)
2010-01-15 22:06:27
@: Budthewise
Nearly every time I read a post of yours, I am more and more attracted to you...
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Alaskaraven (34365)
2010-01-15 22:07:42
In your dreams, pal. Only a couple of those things are possible...
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ashleychan94 (31016)
2010-02-28 06:45:34
Fake and completely disgusting.
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Schythl (36678)
2010-03-07 05:18:18
This does sound fake, but it would be fucking hilarous if it were true. Messing with the church is awesome.
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