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I am 14 and I constantly get erections, not only at night which I know is normal (morning wood), but also during the day. The worst is when I'm in class. I've tried to hide it by wearing baggy pants, or by tucking my p**is into the top of my underwear when I'm in the bathroom so it doesn't stick out so much (I wear my pants higher than my underwear BTW), but even that doesn't help, I feel like it's always sticking out.The worst is when I get called on to write on the board, or when I get an erection right before class ends and I have to stand up. I get erections even when I'm not thinking of girls though it's worst in my history class, because it is full of hot girls and even the female teacher is kind of hot. I just wanted to know: is it normal to masturbate constantly to the thought of lincoln reciting the gettysburg address? Thanks.
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Anonymous
2005-05-06 02:05:10
hahahaha, the lincoln thing = not normal.
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aris (46)
2005-05-06 20:32:39
Your a boy and that happens and usaully at the most unoprotune time. You will get over it.
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Anonymous
2005-05-08 12:18:40
totally normal.....hey...look...i happen to have a boner right now...haha
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Anonymous
2005-05-12 12:52:45
Absolutely, positively normal. Try to wear shirts loose, instead of tucked in.

The Lincoln part is not normal, unless you're thinking about that tall, erect hat of his.
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Anonymous
2005-06-18 17:56:48
@: Anonymous
from the ages of 13-18 constant erections are a part of day to day life. The friction of moving fabric as you move is enough to set it off, anything really. Are you cut or uncut though?
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Winston (354)
2005-06-20 08:30:06
Hey man, I wouldn't worry about getting a brickie all the time. I to used to suffer from getting a rager in class, usually in french, where there was many a hottie present (teacher included). I now long for those days to return as i'm nearly 30yo and struggle to get the old fella to stand to attention. You should savour these times my friend and put yr boner to good use (and i don't mean by taking a piss over high walls).
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Anonymous
2005-07-13 13:58:24
can impail myself on it, just dont get me dun 4 statury rape :P
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RWD (892)
2005-11-04 22:57:52
Yes they are normal for your age. So just enjoy them while you're young!:)
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mcspickey001 (1192)
2006-01-15 22:19:28
its totally normal, i have the same problem, but its worse for me, i get a a brickie in my english class before i have to go to gym, i have swinmming right after english and i still have a boner, so i have to change with a fully erect pen** while changing in front of a lot of guys, i hate it, im not gay!!!!! i dont like men like that, so i try to think of the nastiest thing to get rid of it before i get out of the locker rooms, im not ashamed of my masculinity im just embarrased when girls look at it with great thought, plus its hard to swim when your sclong slows you down,
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Killington (1913)
2006-05-11 12:35:20
this is what i do im 15 and when i get a nasty massive stubborn dick i think of the hairiest fattest guy teacher in the school and pretend he has me tied to a chair and is stripping this always makes them pesky "situations" go away
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logan003 (2700)
2006-07-10 16:04:55
@: Anonymous
dude ur 14 all u can do is hold ur books in front of it in the hall lol
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popdafoo (9943)
2007-08-13 19:45:07
That happened to me in class and the girl I like sits across from me and we are at an angle so that you can see under the desks. She looked down, looked up, made an akward face, then looked at the teacher. I was fucking screwed.
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jef1337 (9991)
2007-08-14 10:28:56
haha, i'm 18 and still get them, believe me, once you get a girlfriend it's great ;D. Won't even be that embarrasing after you leave school.

good luck lad
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Guest1111111 (11505)
2007-11-11 17:55:18
If u punch yourself hardenough down there will it stop it? NO JOKE i wanna no if that works. Some1 test it and pm me.....
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FAB12UCB (16691)
2009-02-23 14:35:40
Hay man I have the same problem. Im just sitting there doing my work not even thinking about girls then suddenly bam. a boner.
Or in the morning get up for school. dam i have a boner. i need the bath room to wash. I hope it NEVER comes but im just waiting for the time when im at the ortherdontics and im in the seat and get a boner.
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Argollun (28826)
2009-09-22 13:51:15
Try masturbating to relieve some of the stress. Don't think about sexually arousing things when you don't ant to get an erection.
Exercise can help.
Instead of trying to not think about sexy things try thinking about not thinking about sexy things. If you don't remember what you were thinking about, you're not thinking about it.
Abe Lincoln and his speeches are not a normal things to masturbate to.
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