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Constipation?
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I poop 3-4 times a year.Ive been to the doctors and they prescribed powerful laxitives that ending up making me vomit. I tell them it work so I dont get embarased. And when I do take a dump im in the bathroom for hours.My mom says this happens to everybody but I just wana make sure.Thank you!
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this isn't normal at all!! a healthy human is supposed to poop 3 times a day, and just think, your doctors probably heard wayyy more embarassing things then this, who knows, maybe you have something serious!! go to your doctor and tell him/her that the pills don't help, you've been lyeing, and they only make things worse by making you vomit.
You're mom is lying. It's not normal at all.
3-4 times a year, huh? I don't think it's humanly possible to crap that few amount of times. You're overexaggerating because one would be dead from a gastro-intestinal disease if that were the case. Eat more fiber-rich foods and stay away from the junk food.
Holy crap! (mind the pun :/)
Well, everyone's body works differently, but 3-4 times a year doesn't sound very good at all.
You may have some sort of undiagnosed condition, such as an intolerance for gluten or something else. Please go get it checked out.
This is not normal ,You should seriously get test to rule out anything major such as colon cancer Also beware of Bile Blockage that crap will make you very sick , I know cause I am a victim of it
how the hell is it possible to crap only 3-4 times a year?? i don't believe you.u are supposed to shit few times a day if u are eating healthy, or at least once in every two days.
for constipation in general, change your diet. make sure u eat more fiber, fruit and vegetables daily. eat less white products, eat whole wheat instead. drink plenty of water, plus exercize improves digestive disorders. taking strong laxitives on a regular basis is highly unhealthy. u should address your doctor on this immediatly.
i wish u well.
water exercise fiber. hey maybe even caffeine. thats different. i don't know. maybe you go during blackouts? that's even if you have blackouts. maybe i'm getting too serious.
Wow. What kind of bodily functions do YOU have? Cuz that's not normal in any way at all.