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Cool ways to die
Well I always try to think of fun ways to commit suicide, here's a list of some of them.
Get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris.
swallow a grenade and blow myself up.
Make a really really bad joke with the punchline being my death, for example:
ME: "Whats worse the finding a worm in your apple?"
SOMEONE ELSE: "What?"
ME: "This" then pull out a gun and blow my head off.
Take as many people down with me as possible.
Take the ripper way out.
f**k a girl while having dynamite set up so straight after I hit the climax we both blow up.
Same thing but with an even hotter girl.
Same thing but with either Violent10dency or Inside-out.
Go to the ghetto dressed in a KKK outfit and yelling "WHITE POWER, WHITE POWER" till I get shot.
Go to a KKK rally with make-up on so I look like a black guy.
f**k some psycho's daughter.
Pretend to get really made at something then blow your head off.
Lunge wildly at the next president when he gets sworn in.
fart real loudly then blow myself up at the end.
Become a blood then hang out with crips.
Become a crip then hang out with bloods.
See how deadly fireworks really are.
See if i can launch myself in the air by holding onto 30 firework rockets.
Jump off a tall building and before I hit the ground blow myself up.
Erm... thats all I can think of right now, but is it normal to think of that stuff in my free time???
Get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris.
swallow a grenade and blow myself up.
Make a really really bad joke with the punchline being my death, for example:
ME: "Whats worse the finding a worm in your apple?"
SOMEONE ELSE: "What?"
ME: "This" then pull out a gun and blow my head off.
Take as many people down with me as possible.
Take the ripper way out.
f**k a girl while having dynamite set up so straight after I hit the climax we both blow up.
Same thing but with an even hotter girl.
Same thing but with either Violent10dency or Inside-out.
Go to the ghetto dressed in a KKK outfit and yelling "WHITE POWER, WHITE POWER" till I get shot.
Go to a KKK rally with make-up on so I look like a black guy.
f**k some psycho's daughter.
Pretend to get really made at something then blow your head off.
Lunge wildly at the next president when he gets sworn in.
fart real loudly then blow myself up at the end.
Become a blood then hang out with crips.
Become a crip then hang out with bloods.
See how deadly fireworks really are.
See if i can launch myself in the air by holding onto 30 firework rockets.
Jump off a tall building and before I hit the ground blow myself up.
Erm... thats all I can think of right now, but is it normal to think of that stuff in my free time???
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so many good ways to kill yourself how can i only pick 1?
I think that's pretty normal. It's fun to think of interesting ways to die.
not cool man. Not cool. Not normal.