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Whenever I go to a public place like the cinema I always end up sitting near some dumb f**k who has multiple coughing fits.
Surely these losers should stay home with their sickness and not appear anywhere in public until their stupid SARS coughing fit sh*t sickness disappears.
Is my hate of this normal??!
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Comments (13)
sisophous (3738)
2007-02-13 18:28:02
Certainly is but I have a scenario that is far worse. Try sitting on a long airline flight seated next to a non-stop crying baby. You can request a change of your seat, or just move if enough empty seats are available, but that is the only option aside from sticking silicone plugs in your ears.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-13 18:29:09
God Bless MP3 players and AC/DC.
I farted on a screaming baby on a plane once...the little shit soon shut up.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-13 20:48:12
Buy a gun with a good silencer. Wait for the moment with loud noise in the movie, then use the item I just described. Enjoy the movie.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-22 06:51:06
@: DrSham
DrSham.... As in God Bless..... Young, Young, Scott, Johnson, Rudd, Wright, Williams and co ???

If so... I totally agree !
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DrSham (5677)
2007-03-25 17:23:23
@: MightOfTheMass
For those about to ROCK!!!

Yes the very same DrSham...and as for coughing..they can suck my plectrum.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-03-31 00:11:42
Germophobic?
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itsalwaysfreakingnormal (7202)
2007-04-11 09:55:31
@: DrSham
AC/DC rule. And good for you - crying babies on planes are well annoying.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-04-16 07:49:59
@: Knock_It_off
No..just homophobic.
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Lufkin (8795)
2007-06-10 02:10:51
look at your hand. now move down to the second set of knukles on the hand. bend you fingers there and punch the a$$hol3 in the throat.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-06-11 17:59:15
@: Lufkin
What??

you Tw@
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NEARPERFECT (8480)
2007-06-11 19:31:15
@: sisophous
Throe the damn baby out the window.
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NEARPERFECT (8480)
2007-06-11 19:31:53
@: NEARPERFECT
I mean throw the damn baby out the window.
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Havoc (9015)
2007-07-21 09:04:53
Next time they cough, shove a handful of popcorn in their mouth. They'll get the idea (or choke, either way its all good)
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