When people are talking to me I follow along on my fingers and count the number of syllables in what they say, especially if they're particularly boring. If I feel particularly clever, I'll rearrange the words in what I say so that the syllables make a particularly nice pattern.
Youve gotta be pretty smart to do that, actually.
Shakespeare-esque.
You should write plays/poetry or something!
Now I advise for everyone to discard what I previously said and give this fine man your names and addresses.
Step 2: load one bullet
Step 3: place tip of barrel at temple
step 4: pull trigger.
omfg