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O.K I have a major problem. I have these wierd little bugs that live under my skin. No one else has seen these and ive wasted a fortune lately on lice treatment cream but it doesnt seem to get rid of them. My whole body is covered in scabs where ive picked these out with needles. I know they live in my pores and disguise themselves as moles and spots but im not stupid enough to be caught out by them. I do take a lot of amphetamine but its NOT phsycosis its actually real. HELP ME!!!
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Could be scabies or Morgellon's disease.
I think you should lay off the meth.Everybody knows that after you have done these drugs for an extended period of time you become extremely paranoid and delusional.You say that's not the problem,then why in the hell haven't you seen a doctor?
Scabies.
Suicide'll fix 'em.
Try finger nail polish, if they're chiggers then it'll cut off their air and they will die.
Have you even been to a doctor?

I think that would be the best idea right now. It sounds like you have scabies, but who knows you may have something else.

Go to a doctor.
scabies... drug sores?
it defly the meth...
Yeah, sounds like you need to lay off the meth and get some professional medical help. That's not something you can fix with OTC products. Go see your doctor!
Lay off the Meth, son!!!
Have you been taking any drugs? Cos it really sounds like it....
Methscabies... the horrible drug bug!
it is the drugs. Stop
Scabies. Go to the doctor, theyll give you cream you have to rub over every inch of your body.

Other than that, lay off the meth.
No meth addicts think that it's psychosis... they all think it's real. I doubt it's real but you should lay off the meth and see a doctor for sure.
SCABIES!!!! go to a doctor NOW!!!!!!
If its not crabs you can get some from here

http://www.revengecrabs.com
Could be scabies! I had the same problem, until I sweated alot, then went into a REALLY cold room. Later, I was cleaning up, I saw little black specks on the floor, and I didn't itch anymore. But, this is me, and you should go see a doc. ASAP!!!
Go to the doctor, i repeat, go to the doctor!
Really you answered your own question. Meth? Needles? Bugs under your skin? Hello!!! Big time drug problem & drug psychosis. Getting treatment for your drug problem will look after the bug problem. Do it now.
it does sound like the drug bug... but if not, open sores on the skin can either be cysts or scavvies. try vitamin C. lots and lots of orange juice.
Are you actually joking? The end of the question makes it seem so... not so funny.

If your not, this is a major withdrawal symptom of meth, try going to rehab or something... or get your mental status checked out.
Did someone just say meth?
You're doing too much meth. Stop dude. Try some weed! It's better for you and you can eat it.
Get a 9" angle grinder and kill those bugs.
holy fck.
lay off the meth!!!
HA! That'll do it!
THAT IS CALLED SCABIES YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR NOW!!!! On the other hand, if you're doing drugs, then it could very well be an illusion. In fact, one of the most common results from a hallucinogen drug is the constant thought of bugs in your skin, they seem very real. Lay off the drugs for a while and see if they go away. If they don't, then it's Scabies, and you need to see a doctor asap. They are very dangerous.