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crooked
75% Normal
7 Comments

My penis hangs to the left quite a bit, including when it's erect. It's been this way as long as I can remember. Is there a way to get it fixed, or is it an acceptable thing? Or am I screwed forever?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Use the hook to your advantage. Hey at least you can poke around corners!?!?!?!
If you use the curve to your advantage you can hit places that will make a girl go crazy with pleasure.
Anonymous
Give my your number. I want you.
Use it. When you give your girlfriend a hug, tickle her butt with "it".
i have 3 g-spots and one of them is on my left.my problem is yours as is my solution.xxx
Anonymous
This is surprisingly common. Technically, there are some surgical options that might accidentally leave you impotent -- they're generally only used in cases where the bend is so extreme as to make erections painful, or make sex virtually impossible. I doubt any qualified surgeon would ever recommend it as an elective procedure. Definitely, though, there are a lot of guys running around with pretty significantly "bent" members. Some women (as you can see above) actually say that it facilitates orgasm for them. The best "treatment" for it, if anything at all, would be counseling for self-esteem. The shape of your penis is one of many variations on the "standard" shape -- it's acceptable and like I said before, actually relatively common.
Anonymous
Thats awesome my boyfriends hangs to the left too! I call him captain crook lol!!! His crooked penis is awesome he can like hook me from around corners n stuff. he he he....