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I subconsciously grab my crotch.
Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-06 15:27:39
This is because of all the Rap music you listen to. Word up, Son. Better Recognize.
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Tethys (185)
2005-06-06 15:29:12
@: METHOSjr.
I knew it.







*twitch*
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cookie (68)
2005-06-06 18:31:12
@: METHOSjr.
hahahaha!
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au21 (38)
2005-06-06 19:11:22
Every time you grab at your junk you're subconsciously hoping all of the sudden you will feel a mammoth bulge protruding from your nether regions...stop fondling and get a penis pump.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-07 09:32:59
Or a breast pump if it is too small to fit in the little sucker doodad.
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Anonymous
2005-06-07 23:26:04
i bet ur penis is smal lolokloklolo
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clear_thinker (623)
2005-07-14 02:45:28
You are obviously a homosexual; you just haven’t realized it yet
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-14 11:47:49
He rapes himself? What if he was just really itchy?
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DJ_Slone (697)
2005-08-14 19:46:42
What did Freud call that? Phallic Axfixiation? Misspelled or not, that is actually pretty normal if you believe in Freud's theories.
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Anonymous
2005-09-09 18:11:01
duh its normal,havn't you ever heard of eminmem or 50 cent? they do it all the time,you just want to be like them,so you copy them,
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Anonymous
2005-09-26 02:21:02
No, it's not normal. But there may be a very normal explanation to your problem. I think you suffer from penis envy but you probably just have crabs or some other itching STD.
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Anonymous
2005-11-20 04:37:33
@: DJ_Slone
Yeah but Freud was completely obsessed with sex. How can you listen to someone who believes that every man wants to have sex with his mother?
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