CUM IN FOOD

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oh my! id freaking love it if someone was secretly or even me knowing that someone put their come in my food, totally arousing

I love to eat or drink with cum in it. I have caught several guys over the years cumming on my food or in my drinks and thought it was such a turn on. Guys at work, guys that were freinds, strangers at fast food places. I think its totally normal and there are girls like me out there that love it. Please keep it up. My most recent experience was at a subway. I was getting a sandwitch late one night after clubbing with some friends on my way home. I ordered my sandwitch and asked to use the bathroom. When i came out i heard the guys saying to hurry up shes going to be coming soon. I peeked around the corner and saw 2 of the guys jacking off on my sandwitch. I waited for them to finish and then came around the corner, picked up my sandwitch and drink and went to my car. It was one of the biggest turn ons for me. I hope you guys out there keep it up :)

I live with a not-hot-but-pretty girl roommate who goes out of town from time to time. I literally save up large quantities of my cum and smear it over anything I can get my hands on in her room. It's such a turn on knowing she's basically covered with my cum everyday. I've came in/on her pillow, thongs(yes, "there"), shoes, toilet seat, shampoo, soap, lotion, facial cream, contact solution, listerine, toothpaste, toothbrush, tongue scraper(win), disposable floss, and more that I can't think of right now. It's a surprise, I thought I was the only one :p

I don't know if it's normal, but it's also a fetish of mine. There's a woman I'm really attracted to, but she's married. I see her occasionally at different gatherings, and a few times I've secretly jerked off into her coffee or soda and watched her drink it. It's the ultimate turn-on for me.

A young polish girl was on her last couple week holiday here and was looking for money to buy a guitar, so i offered her some work cleaning the house. I had some raspberry pastries i'd bought earlier sitting around that i'd offered her but she declined. I'd turned the heat right up so we'd be sweltering, and told her to bring shorts to work in; she spent several hours cleaning in the minimum of clothing she could, and i walked around semi hard watching her sexy young tits and ass wobbling as she scrubbed.

When she was finished, she asked if she might have a pastry after all. I suggested she change while i got it for her. When she was up stairs i pulled my cock til i came into the hollows and gooey centre of the pastry, then rubbed my cum all over it, giving it a nice glaze. I though she'd take it away with her, but she sat on the couch and ate the whole thing, sort of sucking at it, while we chatted about her coming back to do some more work before she leaves.... watching her suck down my cum covered food was awesome, as it dribbled a bit out of her mouth, and she just licked it back in. Then had to suck her fingers good as they were all sticky.

Cant wait til the next visit!

This thread WINS. :D

This is the hottest thread I've ever read in my life. I wish someone would cum in my food!

My next project is lemonade made from 50-100% semen + lemon and some sugar- Semenade i guess :-) I figured for look and texture with the bits of lemon and stuff it might not be hard to pass off.

i havent had the chance to save up enough to do it yet. Has anyone tried this?

wow so many pervs here , it rocks :)

I work at a little deli next to a Real Estate agency that is all women. Almost every day I jack off on some lucky lady's sandwich. I love seeing those classy lookin ladies chow down on my cum. Yesterday a mother and her split one of my special sandwiches and seeing them share my splooge made me so horny I was able to bust another huge load in the daughters to go drink. Sorry mom but I promise I'll give you a double shot of my sweet nectar on your next visit.

I have a story that tops all of yours! This is true, and I am always so proud to tell it.
Ok, I am 20 years old, and work in Hollywood at a location that I am not going to name.
We often have celebrities come on over to our place, and order our products. One particular day, Selena Gomez arrives with someone I'm assuming was a friend of hers. I had just opened up the shop a few minutes ago and aside from my manager (who was out on a quick errand), I was the only staff member there. So it was basically me and them. Now I was obviously star struck. I have a huge crush on her. So I tried to be witty and make a joke, but all she did was slightly smile.
We make these cookies with a certain cream that slightly resembles cum in the center. SO, while she was talking with her friend, I was baking her food in the nearby kitchen...alone. And I thought of something that would be the ultimate turn on..why not feed Selena Gomez my cum?
So I made her main meal and cookie, but it wasn't an ordinary meal. The thought of what I was going to do helped me cum so much more than usual.
I came inside a small cup (that we give free water in) and had fun with it. I smeared about half of it all over her mail meal, added a little to her drink, and stirred, and best of all, I filled her cookie with the remainder. The amount that is put into the cookies is about two spoon fulls.
I gave her the meal and simply walked back to the register and pretended to be reading something while I watcher her out of the corner of my eye eat my cum glaze while taking sips from the cup drink I made her.
Then when she was finished I saw she was about to move to desert.
I quickly had second thoughts, but ended up just walking up to them and asking them how their meal was. They both replied it was great and she bit into the cookie!
I saw the cum barely starting to ooze out of it, as she didn't bite deep enough to reach the tasty treat.
But then she sucked at it...OMG. It was the hottest thing I have ever seen. With the next bite, I almost fainted, she bit into the middle of it and my cum actually was dripping down her face a little. She sucked up the rest of the cum and took another bite. I wish I could have seen the cum and cookie mixing together with her every bite, but unfortunately I only got to witness that small amount dripping down her lip and her biting and sucking the rest up.

But I will always be able to tell my friends "Selena Gomez swallowed my cum before." And you know what, I don't care if they don't believe me, because I know it to be true and it will likely be the hottest thing I ever see in my life.

wow... HOT!!!!!

WINNER !

I dont think it's disgusting at all, i think it would be hot too eat food with a strangers cum mixed in without knowing it

In my personal opinion if it was me you were living with i would quite like it.

But its not and doing it to her mother is just sick and wrong you are disgusting and you know that which is why you enjoy it so much.

I hope your penis falls off

I've done this quite a few times too. Never to anyone without their knowledge and consent though. Sometimes when my gf and I are at Starbucks, I'll switch cups with her and take it into the bathroom. When I come back I get turned on as hell watching her giggle and sip her special drink in front of a room full of people. Fantasizing about doing it to someone who doesn't know is wonderful, but I would never cross that line. Plus it's got to be against the law.

yes done it loads of times, i usually cum in the milk bottle give it a good shake, then put back in fridge.

it feels great watching someone drink your cum without them knowing.in a cup of tea or coffee or even a glass of milk.

heres a few people who tasted my cum
cousins
friends
neighbours
grannies
aunty
etc

the list is endless

I like cum on my cinnamon rolls. Yummy

My wife won't swallow my cum. So I cum on her ice lollipop and watch her enjoy it that way

i would never waste it on someone who didnt want it.

i would eat it myself

saved up my cum everytime i jacked off for about a week and hid it till the right opportunity, that came over the weekend when i mixed it into a batch of cookies and left them out for my step daughter and her friends. now that was exhilerating to watch.

On an ongoing basis, I make smoothies in the morning for my wife... and often add a little protein in the form of my cum to them... she never knows, but it sure is a turn on...

it's probebly not normal, but i do it too. a lot!
apart from my gf, who will swallow my cum anyway, i've fed my cum to her friends, her sister, some (female)collegues, my boss' wife and several strangers.
just a couple of days ago i shot a huge load on my new assistents sub, then sat across from her and watched her eat it. at one point she lifted the top half off, not sure if she saw/knew it was cum, but either way she ate the rest of it and even licked the 'sauce' of her fingers when she was done...

LOLOLOL!!!

I think it's a great way to get a BJ from a reluctant girl. If she says no cos of the taste, let her know your little secret and tell her she was enjoying eating your cum before she knew where it came from.

Get her hooked on that sweet nectar and you won't be able to keep her off your dick!

99.9% of the comments on this thread had me in tears of laughter.

SUPER THREAD, OP :)

You should go into catering - you'd be wanking all day :)

oh my God......thats so..arousing!!!! whoa dude way to give me a new fetish....

Surprisingly, I find that's normal. I mean, sure, it's sick and immoral, but it sounds amusing, and since they'll never know, I can see how it turns you on.
I'd advise you to stop, but still.

This is soooooooooo hawt!!! wish there were more stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow this is awsome, I haven't nutted in food but I remember when I was 16 my mom had this hot friend, I mean she was a fucking milf, she had the sweetest looking ass and nice tits, I always got hard when she came over cuz I could always see her nipples through her shirt lol, she spent the night afew times and I would even sniff her dirty panties and lick them, anyways everytime I jacked off I would save it so I had enough, I poured my sperm in those ice cube trays so when It froze it the cum would be in the shape of ice cubes, so one day she came over early to wait for my mom to get home, I asked her if she wanted something to drink she said yes then I went to the kicthen got her some lemonade then I put my cold sperm cubes in her drink, like 5 of em lol she didn't notice she just thought they were ice cubes I watched her drink it and that gave me the biggest boner, she didn't eat the cubes but she kept playin with them in her mouth and spitting it back in the cup, ever since than I've came in her sodas, ice teae, and of course gave her sone more of my ice cold cum cubes!, next time I get the chance to see this milf I'm gonna try in nut in her food n enjor watching her eat it, anyone have any good foods that will be a good coverup with sperm?

@squidgen, would anyone really go to all that trouble???

I’m already doing it since more than 5 years. Cause my wife use to swallow my cum when we were friends and during the first years of marriage, but since 5 years she stopped and said that it's disgusting. so a revenge every day i masturbate 2 to 3 times per day, put them in a jam, and used to put her some in her milk, sandwich plate without her know. and if I’m pissed from someone at work i'll do the same for him

OK, what is wrong with you people?you are seriously fucked up in the head!

Love reading these posts! Especially where dads cum in their daughters and sons food. I haven't yet in my daughters but I just shot a load into my nieces jar of mayo. There's not much left so she should be finishing it very soon. She's 24 and lives with us. But now I can't wait till Christmas Day when my 9 yo niece and 5 yo nephew come over. They are both going to have an extra treat!

thats sick! you need help!

No, I don't think that's normal. Actually, it's fucking disgusting. Anyone who thinks it's okay to cum in someone's food or drink is disgusting and obviously needs professional help.

Not only is this not normal, it's most likely a felony. There's lots of things in life that are big turn-ons without violating the rights of others.

You're a freak.

ew, you are a perv...

I love o lick my cum after I jack off. It taste best when I think My wife is watching me!

I'm gunna try the lollipop thing man

I love to shoot a load of my cum into a bowl of rice crispies. It gives the cereal an amazing good taste, as compared to the blah taste this cereal has just with milk. Give it a try guys, u will be blown away by the awesome taste the cereal will have with your protein in it!!

We live in a mother daughter with my mother in law and I dont think a day has gone past where I didnt sneak over there while shes at work and mix my cum into her food, shes proabably been eating my cum every day for three years now, shes probably swallowed more of me than my wife has

i once wanked into a girls cornflakes then sat opposite her with a raging hard on under the table as i watched every spoonfull go down,

Made scrambled eggs for my step daughter sunday morn and i had already came in the yolk before she woke up and sat down, i sat back over a cup of coffee and watched her swallow down every bite.

Wow suck dirty trick here. So I had a go my wife won't eat my cum, So I put it on her ice-cream, then inherent food, on her salad. She does not know but never complain about taste. I also gave some to her moody mother in her Bailys & ice

I have cum in my wife's lotion. When she gets out of the shower she always rubs lotion all over her body. The stuff looks like cum and one day I decided to cum in it while she was showering.

I thought about cumming in her coffee. My wife always swallows my cum and its a huge turn on - and I was thinking of it. So I came in a coffee cup once but when I was done I threw it out. It sorta grossed me out and I simply lacked the motivation to save it having just came. It's just better to cum in her mouth.

But I came directly into the lotion bottle and that was a done deal. And it was such a turn on to watch her rub it all over her body.

(Re-post - I deleted my original comment b/c I did it from my mobile and it was a mess. Sorry about that)

can you private chat here....:) emails?

I cummed on my 2 sisters in law toothbrushes before. We were all spending Christmas at their parents. When I went to take a shower, I saw their toothbrushes on the bathroom sink counter. I couldn't resist... I took their toothbrushes into the shower and cummed on them. Then I washed them and put them back where they were.

Another time, one of them brought us some mixed drinks they had made. The next day, before we returned their glasses, I cummed in them, rinsed, dried them, and gave them back.

When I was younger, I used to cum in a bottle and set it aside in the fridge for when my dates or my room-mates dates were over... I would mix shooters and top them off with some of my cum... they wouldn't notice, but I liked giving them "blowjob" shots with my cum in them... make them seem more... real...

There's this time my aunt called and told me she'd visiting. So I made tea for her and came over the bread. I also shot a load into the honey jar. But surprise! She came with a friend and she(friend) ate the bread smeared with cum. My aunt also ate a little cum from the honey and margarine jar but it's her friend who ate the lion's share. I was so turned on on that day.

I had a gf that had a roomate and i came in some of her left over pizza, my gf went to work an hour before me and i was left all alone in their place idk why but i got the sudden urge to cum on the pizza knowing she had bought it last night. I never done it before but i had watched diff porn on the subject and i know it got me hot, so i went for it, i ended up bieng late to work that day but i came 3 time on four slices in the span of an hour or so.

as long as it wasn't a family member i think i would quite like that myself. For some people it's a turn on, for others it a form of revenge and punishment :) it wins both ways!

I've had to favorite this for the lulz!

this thread makes me hard as fuck lol. My wifes inviting 30 sexy women over and I got 30 cream filled donuts filled with my warm jizz ready for there tummys (=, this is gonna turn me on, my wife would kill me if she found out lol, I'll let ya know how it goes!

great thread, my man!

Is it just me, or is cumming inside or on unsuspicious people, not to mention family members, highly disturbing?
With their consent it's one thing, but unsuspicious?

Like really, makes you think wether or not you should even go outside and eat somewhere anymore, due to the fact that some guy with a fetish may or may not cum in your food or drinks.

i love cumming on food and toothbrushes

whats the dirtist and pervyist thing you ever did

i like to unscrew the top off the toothpast cum in it then replace it so the next squeez is my cum

i also jerkoff in my girls food and drink she actually one time had my jizz left on her lips and chin after eating her sandwitch. i m laughing

I've done this before. I got one of those gum containers with resealable lids on top and came inside of it, and let it dry, of course, and whenever a hot girl, or someone I didn't like, asked for gum, I would give them my cum covered gum. Oh man, those days were funny.

wow that is so fukin hot, i would love to cum on random girl's food. i need a job at mcdonalds or burger king.

Mmmmm. I for the first time yesterday came in some come slaw my gf made and put it back I the fridge. Last night she had a big helping of it and had no idea she was eating my nut!! It was so hit watching her swallow my jizz. I nearly got off in my pants watching her. I'm inviting some dinner guests soon and adding some flavor !!

my girls allows my to jizz on her food and i get permission to jizz on her friends food .its fun and they get turned on by this

i was at a party one time and a girl that was rude to everyone asked me to fix her plate. but before then she told a guy that she only dated jocks and rich guys and told him to get lost. So a buddy of mine had that idea for me to jizz in her salad. so my buddy fixed her plate and went to the bathroom to do his business when he finshed he told me to go and do the same thing i was luaghing and went to the bathroom and did the same. well when a handed he the plate she demaned some more wine .so lets just say she got doubled jizz with ranch dressing . i would probly nerver do this again but it was funny. my home boy and i are deseae free by the way

Fuck No!

If it were me and I found out, I'd kick your ass Bruce Lee style.

Will share with you a time last year, was asked by neighbor to look after his son and daughter for the evening while he and his wife went out. The daughter was a 14 yr rebel type and i was almost certain she had a crush on me, i was 17 then. Anyway when i got there it seemed she had taken a shower (her hair wet) and was wearing really skimpy clothes for her age, low cut top and short skirt, this kind of made me hot at the time as it was almost like she wanted to impress me sexually!

Her dad gave me some money to go get us some food from a take away restaurant just down the street. Before i went I snuck off to the bathroom hamper and took her panties (couldnt resist the smell) then i had this awesome idea, i asked her what meal it was she wanted and then asked her if she wanted banana milkshake, funnily enough she said yes! I said large or small, she replied large and i went off with a big woody.

I snuck off with the take away food to the toilet in the restaurant and ended up shooting a load into her milkshake thinking of her. When i got back watching her slurping that 'double' thick milkshake all night made me really hot again. I probably wouldnt do that again but considering the shake was thick to begin with and how sexy/loose she was dressed i had to question whether she wanted me to do it! I had to reward her efforts. She had huge 36C boobs on display! lol.

Would of been even better if she noticed and asked to drink it straight from the tap instead, damn that'd be lucky! But its not polite to ask a girl.

Another time was not long after my previous one and my 15 yr old girlfriend at the time was quite dirty, her dirty texts were the best and her friend used to make fun of me when i went to the bathroom calling me 'wanka' which was funny. They always teased me trying to make out i go to the bathroom to wank over them. However this joke gave me an idea.

One time we were out they were both sitting opposite me in the mall's cantine area (massive and empty yes!) and luckily we all needed to pee, they insisted i went first with a fliry look and they went second after i came back. We did this so i could look after their huge shopping bags. What i actually did was wanked straight into a condom in the cubicle knowing my chance.

Her friend had a burger and mcflurry from mcdonalds which she had not got around to eating yet and they wanted to go have girly time in the toilets. When the opportunity came about i poured some cum on both the burger and mostly in the mcflurry, luckily this chance only came once. Its probably a good thing i did not put too much on her burger as she would of noticed. All i remember was her friend being flirty with me eating that burger and licking the icecream off her spoon. So hot!

When they came back i joked too that they were horny and wanted to get it on with me. Her friend giggled and my gf agreed lol. At one point both of them wanted a threesome but that never came unfortunately, her friend got such a big cummy surprise tho!

IM SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT OF WOMEN HERE WHO LIKE THIS BTW.
I could always come on your food if you like some. Enjoy the stories! I love to share ;)

Wow this is an amazing turn on! It hasn't happened to be but I really wish it would soon ;)

I have done this many times, I usually cum in a water bottle and drink it later it but one day a girl at work asked for some water, at first I was hesitant but then she just grabbed it and poured in in her cup. I had a huge smile watching her drink every drop of my cum. I also have cummed in another girls food many times when she went to use the bathroom. She would always say it taste much better this time for some reason. I am working on doing it more.

I have a stepdaughter that is extremely hot. She has the sweetest ass you have ever seen! One day I was making scrambled eggs for my wife and stepdaughter, when i decided to scramble some of my own in with it. What a joy to watch them eat it, swallowing cum by proxy!

Mmm I love a good load in my food. Better straight from the source though.

its a good feeling to jizz on my girl's food and her friends when they know it.

I started cumming in my wife's food about a year ago when she let me know she was okay with the idea. Since then, barely a day has gone by that she didn't eat or drink my semen. Most mornings I cum in her breakfast or her coffee. Not only has it been a huge turn-on for me to do it, but I feel it has had a positive effect on our marriage, and has been beneficial to our sex life. It has been positive for our marriage because it just makes me feel very close to her always knowing my semen is inside her body. It has been beneficial to our sex life because I find that when we have sex, my urge to cum on her or in her has already been satisfied, and I can devote myself entirely to her pleasure.

After reading through these amazing comments I have giving this a try. So far I have cum in my young daughters cheese quesadilla, added more frosting to her cinammon role, and more dressing to her turkey sandwich! The cinammon role was the best seeing her lick the "frosting" right off thecinammon role was beyond hot. The quesadilla was great too - I took it to the bathroom and unloaded right onto the food - a huge load and then I wrapped it up and gave it to her! I cannot wait to stat doing it to her little developing friends also.

Hi Guys.... I just had the best experience of my life.

I have this friend at work, she is in her 40's, very sexy and also a mum! Once I mentioned to her that I do fruit smoothies at home and she asked me if she can taste them one day. I went home and started mixing them; banana, strawberry, ice, yoghurt, etc. While everything was in the blender I had a naughty thought in my mind. I always had this wish and dream of her tasting my cum. When the mix was ready, I took out my hard cock and started masturbating until I shot all my load on the drink. The day after, in the morning, the only thought of her drinking my cum made me hard again and came once more in the drink. I met her the day after at work and gave her the drink. She put the bottle to her lips and drank every drop. She was telling me how good it was and would love to taste it again.......i can assure you that next week I will satisfy her wishes......This time, I will give her a larger dosage so that I make sure she gets all the vitamins she desires!!

I'm I the only one who likes his pizza without cum?

i work at this small restruat and the females i know loves me to jizz on her food with thier permission
thats the key her permission and i would never do this with out any prmission . because its considered rape and im not a rapest but if i give her a hent and she is knows what she wants because im in a relationship with her its ok with her.

I haven't put cum in other peoples food or drink but I have tried it on alot of different foods for myself.
So far the only time I thought it made it taste better was on peas and carrots. Its not just because it needed salt... It really was yummy on them.

ive come in lots of food and watched people eat it, but ive also spit in some drinks or on food.

anyone else done this?

Any girls wanting to eat my cum send me your email ;D

I love doing this

Please drink my cum straight from my throbbing dick. I'll give you a dollar too!