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I love to secretly cum in my girlfriend and her mom's food. It really gets me off watching them eat it and they don't even know.
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freakishslut
oh my! id freaking love it if someone was secretly or even me knowing that someone put their come in my food, totally arousing
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Yes! I would luv to get sum fast food and half way thru eating it, realize its covered in cum. I would luv this, guys keep it up, i hope this happenes to me one day
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My fantasy is to cum in your drink and laugh at you when I tell you, when your half finished. Lol Girls describe the taste!
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I know! It's such a turn-on!
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I would LOVE to have lots and lots of fresh, creamy, warm thick cum covering all the food I eat all the time and in all my drinks too. I love cum guys. BTW all you bi and gay guys, I'm a cock and cum loving guy too.
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Me too. I want lots of boys to cum in everything I eat, drink and in my mouth and all over my face .
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I cum on my stepdaughters toothbrush ... and licked the.crotch of her and her friends.panties.when nobody is.home and I jerk off while I chew the dried.up pussy out of them....no pussy has ever tasted that sweet
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I would like to cum on your food! @freakishslut
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I'm coming over now :)
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I love to eat or drink with cum in it. I have caught several guys over the years cumming on my food or in my drinks and thought it was such a turn on. Guys at work, guys that were freinds, strangers at fast food places. I think its totally normal and there are girls like me out there that love it. Please keep it up. My most recent experience was at a subway. I was getting a sandwitch late one night after clubbing with some friends on my way home. I ordered my sandwitch and asked to use the bathroom. When i came out i heard the guys saying to hurry up shes going to be coming soon. I peeked around the corner and saw 2 of the guys jacking off on my sandwitch. I waited for them to finish and then came around the corner, picked up my sandwitch and drink and went to my car. It was one of the biggest turn ons for me. I hope you guys out there keep it up :)
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great comment! may i have your mail?
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hammer3333
I would love to shoot a big load of warm cum in youre food and watch you eat it
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Hey i was reading this thread then after all these awesome stories I knew i had to make an account so i did ;D,,send me your email if you want to get to know each other ;)
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I would love to get to know each other can i have your email?;)
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peterrabbyt2
Why bother with food? You can eat my cum straight from my cock. Nice 7 inches cut cock for you to suck and swallow!!
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Mmm,I sure would love to eat you warm creamy cum
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I like ya story keep it real you need a nigga like me
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I live with a not-hot-but-pretty girl roommate who goes out of town from time to time. I literally save up large quantities of my cum and smear it over anything I can get my hands on in her room. It's such a turn on knowing she's basically covered with my cum everyday. I've came in/on her pillow, thongs(yes, "there"), shoes, toilet seat, shampoo, soap, lotion, facial cream, contact solution, listerine, toothpaste, toothbrush, tongue scraper(win), disposable floss, and more that I can't think of right now. It's a surprise, I thought I was the only one :p
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that's awsome
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I don't know if it's normal, but it's also a fetish of mine. There's a woman I'm really attracted to, but she's married. I see her occasionally at different gatherings, and a few times I've secretly jerked off into her coffee or soda and watched her drink it. It's the ultimate turn-on for me.
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A young polish girl was on her last couple week holiday here and was looking for money to buy a guitar, so i offered her some work cleaning the house. I had some raspberry pastries i'd bought earlier sitting around that i'd offered her but she declined. I'd turned the heat right up so we'd be sweltering, and told her to bring shorts to work in; she spent several hours cleaning in the minimum of clothing she could, and i walked around semi hard watching her sexy young tits and ass wobbling as she scrubbed.

When she was finished, she asked if she might have a pastry after all. I suggested she change while i got it for her. When she was up stairs i pulled my cock til i came into the hollows and gooey centre of the pastry, then rubbed my cum all over it, giving it a nice glaze. I though she'd take it away with her, but she sat on the couch and ate the whole thing, sort of sucking at it, while we chatted about her coming back to do some more work before she leaves.... watching her suck down my cum covered food was awesome, as it dribbled a bit out of her mouth, and she just licked it back in. Then had to suck her fingers good as they were all sticky.

Cant wait til the next visit!
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@: snb69
This is awesome. I've cum in a lotion bottle before, but you take the hat my friend. You should up-date us when she comes back.
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@: snb69
this is one of the hottest things I've ever read.
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i would like to met you and cum in your food :) i wish i can met you...
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@: snb69
Epic story.
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This thread WINS. :D
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like to taste mine?
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wow can we meet?
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This is the hottest thread I've ever read in my life. I wish someone would cum in my food!
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@tmj315 Your story is the best story on here. Hands down! I would love to try that. I did unload in a batch of pancakes once. Then we had surprise visitors over for breakfast. It was awkward.
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could i try one of your burgers lol
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You could try my fur-burger
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i would love to cum on your food xxx
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Please do dirtyboy99. Have any friends who would add to the cum on my food?...Horny Wolfy
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i sometimes save my cum in a box in fridge, i add on as i jerk off, i would love to splash all the bottle in your burger as you watch :)
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you wouldnt have to hide your sauce from me mmmmmmmm
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mmm
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My next project is lemonade made from 50-100% semen + lemon and some sugar- Semenade i guess :-) I figured for look and texture with the bits of lemon and stuff it might not be hard to pass off.

i havent had the chance to save up enough to do it yet. Has anyone tried this?
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@: horatio
did you try it yet
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wow so many pervs here , it rocks :)
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I have a story that tops all of yours! This is true, and I am always so proud to tell it.
Ok, I am 20 years old, and work in Hollywood at a location that I am not going to name.
We often have celebrities come on over to our place, and order our products. One particular day, Selena Gomez arrives with someone I'm assuming was a friend of hers. I had just opened up the shop a few minutes ago and aside from my manager (who was out on a quick errand), I was the only staff member there. So it was basically me and them. Now I was obviously star struck. I have a huge crush on her. So I tried to be witty and make a joke, but all she did was slightly smile.
We make these cookies with a certain cream that slightly resembles cum in the center. SO, while she was talking with her friend, I was baking her food in the nearby kitchen...alone. And I thought of something that would be the ultimate turn on..why not feed Selena Gomez my cum?
So I made her main meal and cookie, but it wasn't an ordinary meal. The thought of what I was going to do helped me cum so much more than usual.
I came inside a small cup (that we give free water in) and had fun with it. I smeared about half of it all over her mail meal, added a little to her drink, and stirred, and best of all, I filled her cookie with the remainder. The amount that is put into the cookies is about two spoon fulls.
I gave her the meal and simply walked back to the register and pretended to be reading something while I watcher her out of the corner of my eye eat my cum glaze while taking sips from the cup drink I made her.
Then when she was finished I saw she was about to move to desert.
I quickly had second thoughts, but ended up just walking up to them and asking them how their meal was. They both replied it was great and she bit into the cookie!
I saw the cum barely starting to ooze out of it, as she didn't bite deep enough to reach the tasty treat.
But then she sucked at it...OMG. It was the hottest thing I have ever seen. With the next bite, I almost fainted, she bit into the middle of it and my cum actually was dripping down her face a little. She sucked up the rest of the cum and took another bite. I wish I could have seen the cum and cookie mixing together with her every bite, but unfortunately I only got to witness that small amount dripping down her lip and her biting and sucking the rest up.

But I will always be able to tell my friends "Selena Gomez swallowed my cum before." And you know what, I don't care if they don't believe me, because I know it to be true and it will likely be the hottest thing I ever see in my life.
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@: zzakk
That is sooooo sexy!!! Thanks for sharing....your cum....and your story, lolz.
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@: zzakk
wow that's fucking awsome, your my hero
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@: zzakk
Made me laugh, since Selena is a whore.
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@: zzakk
YOU. ARE. A. TOTAL. F*CKING. WINNER!!! You have my absolute Respect, if your story is real!
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@: zzakk
This is so very fucking Hotttt right on dude awesome i just wished that it was my fucking cum that she had eating.
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I work at a little deli next to a Real Estate agency that is all women. Almost every day I jack off on some lucky lady's sandwich. I love seeing those classy lookin ladies chow down on my cum. Yesterday a mother and her split one of my special sandwiches and seeing them share my splooge made me so horny I was able to bust another huge load in the daughters to go drink. Sorry mom but I promise I'll give you a double shot of my sweet nectar on your next visit.
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that's fucking awsome man, keep up the good work. I feed women my sperm all of the time, just shot one of the hugest loads I ever shot in my wifes best friends (hot!) pancake mix, made pancakes for her and my wife, also cooked eggs and jerk poured a load of saved cum in batch, and to top the breakfest of I jerked off a load in my wifes friends coffee and spread her toat with butter and of course some sticky sperm. Watching her eat it and my wife not knowing that her best friend is enjoying her husbands sperm turned me on, had to jerk off again after breakfest lol. But yea I've done this to hundreds of hot strangers and people I know
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How do you save it? In the fridge?
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@: jmat23
sometimes i save about 20 ml :)
thats alot haha.
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This is my fantasy! That someone will jerk off and cum on my food without my knowledge. So hot!
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Me too. I have always want to watch several guys jerk-off on my food, than let them watch me eat all their fresh, warm, creamy cum.
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Get with me ;)
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wow... HOT!!!!!
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WINNER !
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On an ongoing basis, I make smoothies in the morning for my wife... and often add a little protein in the form of my cum to them... she never knows, but it sure is a turn on...
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I dont think it's disgusting at all, i think it would be hot too eat food with a strangers cum mixed in without knowing it
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I'm with you Sarah.
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it's probebly not normal, but i do it too. a lot!
apart from my gf, who will swallow my cum anyway, i've fed my cum to her friends, her sister, some (female)collegues, my boss' wife and several strangers.
just a couple of days ago i shot a huge load on my new assistents sub, then sat across from her and watched her eat it. at one point she lifted the top half off, not sure if she saw/knew it was cum, but either way she ate the rest of it and even licked the 'sauce' of her fingers when she was done...
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That's awsome bro, love feeding my sperm to women
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LOLOLOL!!!

I think it's a great way to get a BJ from a reluctant girl. If she says no cos of the taste, let her know your little secret and tell her she was enjoying eating your cum before she knew where it came from.

Get her hooked on that sweet nectar and you won't be able to keep her off your dick!
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In my personal opinion if it was me you were living with i would quite like it.

But its not and doing it to her mother is just sick and wrong you are disgusting and you know that which is why you enjoy it so much.

I hope your penis falls off
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saved up my cum everytime i jacked off for about a week and hid it till the right opportunity, that came over the weekend when i mixed it into a batch of cookies and left them out for my step daughter and her friends. now that was exhilerating to watch.
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! now that's just messed up man
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I like your style johhnydoe...
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wow this is awsome, I haven't nutted in food but I remember when I was 16 my mom had this hot friend, I mean she was a fucking milf, she had the sweetest looking ass and nice tits, I always got hard when she came over cuz I could always see her nipples through her shirt lol, she spent the night afew times and I would even sniff her dirty panties and lick them, anyways everytime I jacked off I would save it so I had enough, I poured my sperm in those ice cube trays so when It froze it the cum would be in the shape of ice cubes, so one day she came over early to wait for my mom to get home, I asked her if she wanted something to drink she said yes then I went to the kicthen got her some lemonade then I put my cold sperm cubes in her drink, like 5 of em lol she didn't notice she just thought they were ice cubes I watched her drink it and that gave me the biggest boner, she didn't eat the cubes but she kept playin with them in her mouth and spitting it back in the cup, ever since than I've came in her sodas, ice teae, and of course gave her sone more of my ice cold cum cubes!, next time I get the chance to see this milf I'm gonna try in nut in her food n enjor watching her eat it, anyone have any good foods that will be a good coverup with sperm?
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Ive fucking done that.
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I like cum on my cinnamon rolls. Yummy
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sab
I've done this quite a few times too. Never to anyone without their knowledge and consent though. Sometimes when my gf and I are at Starbucks, I'll switch cups with her and take it into the bathroom. When I come back I get turned on as hell watching her giggle and sip her special drink in front of a room full of people. Fantasizing about doing it to someone who doesn't know is wonderful, but I would never cross that line. Plus it's got to be against the law.
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My wife won't swallow my cum. So I cum on her ice lollipop and watch her enjoy it that way
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kimmik2011
I’m already doing it since more than 5 years. Cause my wife use to swallow my cum when we were friends and during the first years of marriage, but since 5 years she stopped and said that it's disgusting. so a revenge every day i masturbate 2 to 3 times per day, put them in a jam, and used to put her some in her milk, sandwich plate without her know. and if I’m pissed from someone at work i'll do the same for him
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i would never waste it on someone who didnt want it.

i would eat it myself
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99.9% of the comments on this thread had me in tears of laughter.

SUPER THREAD, OP :)
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You should go into catering - you'd be wanking all day :)
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Love reading these posts! Especially where dads cum in their daughters and sons food. I haven't yet in my daughters but I just shot a load into my nieces jar of mayo. There's not much left so she should be finishing it very soon. She's 24 and lives with us. But now I can't wait till Christmas Day when my 9 yo niece and 5 yo nephew come over. They are both going to have an extra treat!
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@: bidaddy
That's fucking wicked, man!
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oh my God......thats so..arousing!!!! whoa dude way to give me a new fetish....
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yes done it loads of times, i usually cum in the milk bottle give it a good shake, then put back in fridge.

it feels great watching someone drink your cum without them knowing.in a cup of tea or coffee or even a glass of milk.

heres a few people who tasted my cum
cousins
friends
neighbours
grannies
aunty
etc

the list is endless
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Surprisingly, I find that's normal. I mean, sure, it's sick and immoral, but it sounds amusing, and since they'll never know, I can see how it turns you on.
I'd advise you to stop, but still.
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I get kind of aroused from the thought of a lot of the things people say here, but there are some things that people should keep in mind. It's not okay cumming on someone's panties. That can make them pregnant! You shouldn't cum on food you serve people at public places. When I buy food or drink, I want it to be just that, and no "special ingredients". Putting cum in someone's toothpaste can REALLY give someone a horrible breath! And it can probably destroy people's teeth in the long term. That is just mean! Putting cum in the hairgel is kind of funny, because it gives you REALLY stiff hair :P but I wouldn't advise it. As for people cumming in the food/drink of people you know and so on, I really don't see the problem (as it doesn't hurt anyone). Oh, and you insist on cumming in people's foods on public places and such, you should really be sure you don't have any contagious diseases. It's gotta suck getting a sexual disease from eating at Deli's.
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@: Woopoo
lmao - omg!
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@squidgen, would anyone really go to all that trouble???
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OK, what is wrong with you people?you are seriously fucked up in the head!
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This is soooooooooo hawt!!! wish there were more stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it just me, or is cumming inside or on unsuspicious people, not to mention family members, highly disturbing?
With their consent it's one thing, but unsuspicious?

Like really, makes you think wether or not you should even go outside and eat somewhere anymore, due to the fact that some guy with a fetish may or may not cum in your food or drinks.
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Another time was not long after my previous one and my 15 yr old girlfriend at the time was quite dirty, her dirty texts were the best and her friend used to make fun of me when i went to the bathroom calling me 'wanka' which was funny. They always teased me trying to make out i go to the bathroom to wank over them. However this joke gave me an idea.

One time we were out they were both sitting opposite me in the mall's cantine area (massive and empty yes!) and luckily we all needed to pee, they insisted i went first with a fliry look and they went second after i came back. We did this so i could look after their huge shopping bags. What i actually did was wanked straight into a condom in the cubicle knowing my chance.

Her friend had a burger and mcflurry from mcdonalds which she had not got around to eating yet and they wanted to go have girly time in the toilets. When the opportunity came about i poured some cum on both the burger and mostly in the mcflurry, luckily this chance only came once. Its probably a good thing i did not put too much on her burger as she would of noticed. All i remember was her friend being flirty with me eating that burger and licking the icecream off her spoon. So hot!

When they came back i joked too that they were horny and wanted to get it on with me. Her friend giggled and my gf agreed lol. At one point both of them wanted a threesome but that never came unfortunately, her friend got such a big cummy surprise tho!

IM SURPRISED BY THE AMOUNT OF WOMEN HERE WHO LIKE THIS BTW.
I could always come on your food if you like some. Enjoy the stories! I love to share ;)
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Also her friend i just talked about above at one point asked my gf what my cum tasted like, she was young and curious. And my gf said "like toffee" to her friend ;) I'm guessing to ask such a question she must have wanted some herself.
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I'm I the only one who likes his pizza without cum?
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Why would I want to ruin food? Better yet, why can't the girl just get the cum from my dick (It's fresh that way :D)
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Semen is really good to eat in food. We need to swallow sperm cause men make this stuff we need. Doctors say "more than twice" week. I worked in a Italian restaurant and the owner/cook jerked off with the second cook I've seen them, into the pesto butter sauce. Before lunch every day and my job I poured it onto the fresh pasta every time someone ordered it. It was so hot watching the customers eat their cum. The office ladies came back week after week and reordered the pesto pasta and I watched them sitting together yummming and mmmming to each other as they ate sperm.

I would eat a plateful when I ate with the two men. They were silent and very sweet to me. I think they knew that I knew I was eating their semen. I would have to finger myself in the washroom after that.

That health thing is "semen therapy" I think.
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Okayyyyyyyyyy who had the time to create 30-odd profiles and say this is normal?... Seriously - who? *FACEPALM*
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thats sick! you need help!
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No, I don't think that's normal. Actually, it's fucking disgusting. Anyone who thinks it's okay to cum in someone's food or drink is disgusting and obviously needs professional help.
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don't knock something until you've tried it
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Happens in restaurants ALL THE TIME since the staff have the added motivation at getting revenge on rotten customers, lolz
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Its the ultimate revenge that definetly brings a smile!
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Nice. I'll try that.

I did something similar a couple of years ago. For about 2 or 3 months whenever I jerked off I would save the cum in the same plastic water bottle that I kept in the freezer. I knew I was going to be seeing this married woman that I'm hot for (see my other comment) at her son's birthday party, so I took it with me. By the time the party was going, it was defrosted, and I had about a half a cup of cum ready to go. In the confusion of the party it was pretty easy to sneak some of it onto her pizza. I also put a little into her birthday cake. She didn't eat much of the cake, but ate the whole slice of pizza. I ended up not using most of the cum, but it was way worth it.
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HAHAHA!! Awesome, you're a cool guy! I want to be tricked into eating cum.


A lot of planning and preperation goes into your cum eating exploits, doesn't it?
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Orochimaru
:)
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LOL!
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Not only is this not normal, it's most likely a felony. There's lots of things in life that are big turn-ons without violating the rights of others.
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FeliciaDHU
You're a freak.
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Orochimaru
ew, you are a perv...
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I love o lick my cum after I jack off. It taste best when I think My wife is watching me!
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I'm gunna try the lollipop thing man
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I love to shoot a load of my cum into a bowl of rice crispies. It gives the cereal an amazing good taste, as compared to the blah taste this cereal has just with milk. Give it a try guys, u will be blown away by the awesome taste the cereal will have with your protein in it!!
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We live in a mother daughter with my mother in law and I dont think a day has gone past where I didnt sneak over there while shes at work and mix my cum into her food, shes proabably been eating my cum every day for three years now, shes probably swallowed more of me than my wife has
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I live with my mother in law and not only does she hate me but she had never sucked cock. I cum in her milk every single day. She used to pull faces but now she complained her milk tasted "funny" when I didn't get a chance to cum in it.
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i once wanked into a girls cornflakes then sat opposite her with a raging hard on under the table as i watched every spoonfull go down,
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have you done it since?
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Made scrambled eggs for my step daughter sunday morn and i had already came in the yolk before she woke up and sat down, i sat back over a cup of coffee and watched her swallow down every bite.
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lmao!!!!
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wow great job man, I've just stsrting cumming in my step daughters food, it's hot (=
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LOL @ step-daughter!!!!
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Wow suck dirty trick here. So I had a go my wife won't eat my cum, So I put it on her ice-cream, then inherent food, on her salad. She does not know but never complain about taste. I also gave some to her moody mother in her Bailys & ice
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I have cum in my wife's lotion. When she gets out of the shower she always rubs lotion all over her body. The stuff looks like cum and one day I decided to cum in it while she was showering.

I thought about cumming in her coffee. My wife always swallows my cum and its a huge turn on - and I was thinking of it. So I came in a coffee cup once but when I was done I threw it out. It sorta grossed me out and I simply lacked the motivation to save it having just came. It's just better to cum in her mouth.

But I came directly into the lotion bottle and that was a done deal. And it was such a turn on to watch her rub it all over her body.

(Re-post - I deleted my original comment b/c I did it from my mobile and it was a mess. Sorry about that)
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This is a very true and awesome story. I love my wife but she is not sexual at all. She never puts out and does not like sucking dick. Her mom is probably lame too but I have been having fantasies of my cum in her mouth. Well on my birthday my mother in law surprised us with a visit. I wasn't happy because me wife's sister showed up as well. Bitches. Do when they were out I shot two big healthy loads in their vanilla coffee creamer. I came downstairs the next morning after their first night with us and saw all three of them having several cups of coffee and telling each other how delicious it was. So hot knowing all three of them had my spunk in their bellies. Hope you enjoyed my cum you frigid cunts.
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can you private chat here....:) emails?
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@: joh2011
hi do you want to chat
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I cummed on my 2 sisters in law toothbrushes before. We were all spending Christmas at their parents. When I went to take a shower, I saw their toothbrushes on the bathroom sink counter. I couldn't resist... I took their toothbrushes into the shower and cummed on them. Then I washed them and put them back where they were.

Another time, one of them brought us some mixed drinks they had made. The next day, before we returned their glasses, I cummed in them, rinsed, dried them, and gave them back.
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all of you guys are sooo fuckin gross. If i found out one of you little pathetic perverts was doing that to me or anyone at all i woulda beat the shit out of your pathetic 3 inches-hard chodes. you guys are so fuckin alone, nerdy, weird, and deouches that you have to trick your fuckin family and friends into eating your cum? thats just fucking wrong. and then some of you.... you eat it yourselves??? why dont u grow up a little, get a girlfriend, and stop fantasizing about your goddamn mom, aunt, sister, best friend, or grandma eating your cum becuase that is fuckin incest. If anyone on your family found out, they would probably disown you.. and im serious. this is such a violation of everything. no respect at all. That is fuckin GROSS. you guys are fuckin losers. try leaving the damn computer room for once and spend your time trying to get a girlfriend instead of wasting all your time here and then fucking other innocent people over becuase YOU ARE the LONER.... fags. fucking fags... straight up.
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yeah but if you didn't find out?
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When I was younger, I used to cum in a bottle and set it aside in the fridge for when my dates or my room-mates dates were over... I would mix shooters and top them off with some of my cum... they wouldn't notice, but I liked giving them "blowjob" shots with my cum in them... make them seem more... real...
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Orochimaru
lol
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There's this time my aunt called and told me she'd visiting. So I made tea for her and came over the bread. I also shot a load into the honey jar. But surprise! She came with a friend and she(friend) ate the bread smeared with cum. My aunt also ate a little cum from the honey and margarine jar but it's her friend who ate the lion's share. I was so turned on on that day.
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I had a gf that had a roomate and i came in some of her left over pizza, my gf went to work an hour before me and i was left all alone in their place idk why but i got the sudden urge to cum on the pizza knowing she had bought it last night. I never done it before but i had watched diff porn on the subject and i know it got me hot, so i went for it, i ended up bieng late to work that day but i came 3 time on four slices in the span of an hour or so.
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that's awsome man, I've done that before too!, I did it to my moms friend recently, she's a milf, ur story inspired me to do it when I seen left over pizza she had in her fridge when I visited her. I recently started coming in food, I recently made a cake for my hot 18 year old step daughters (blonde hair preppy type) birthday party aand nutted two huge loads in the cake mix and mixed cum I saved up all in the white frosting, also jacked off and nutted a couple loads in my homemade ice cream lol, but before that I nutted and poured saved cum in the pizza dough I made (im a chef by the way I love to cook), watching her and 10 of her friends chow down on my sperm was fucking insane and hot.
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Anonny
as long as it wasn't a family member i think i would quite like that myself. For some people it's a turn on, for others it a form of revenge and punishment :) it wins both ways!
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I've had to favorite this for the lulz!
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this thread makes me hard as fuck lol. My wifes inviting 30 sexy women over and I got 30 cream filled donuts filled with my warm jizz ready for there tummys (=, this is gonna turn me on, my wife would kill me if she found out lol, I'll let ya know how it goes!
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OMG KEWL!!!!! Update us, PLEEEZE :)

You must have had a LOT of fun preparing those donuts ;)
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Yes it's was very fun. Well they came today and it was amazing!, 30 women came over and during their little meeting with my wife I offered them some donuts and set them out on the table for them to grab, I saw about 28 women take one and watched them eat my cum filled donuts! (=, My sperm mixed in nice with the cream, I saw them biting into the donut and saw my special cream ooze out and drip, saw the cum on the side and on some of their lips, my wife told one lady she had cream on her face LOL, if my wife only knew that was my jizz (=. But yeah they all ate my cum donuts and I got so hard watching them chow them down,They thanked me after they were done and said they were delicious donuts, one woman said it had a different taste to it but it was yummy LOL, that made me wanna fuck the shit out of her, I was nervous but everyone enjoyed them, good thing my wife hates donuts lol. Had a couple left over, and my step daughter devoured them (=, that was fucking hot.
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I worship you, you are The King!!!!! LOLZ :)

Did you ask any of the lucky ladies if they fancied seconds? Sounds like you could have given them seconds since you got all hard again!!!!!!
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lol well thank you sir, nope I didn't have enough donuts left )=, but o well that was fucking awsome and risky lol, I need to do this again, I have a coworker who has a cute face and a sweet ass, think I'll offer her a donut (=
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You TOTALLY need to do this again. You're a natural ;)
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great thread, my man!
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i love cumming on food and toothbrushes
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whats the dirtist and pervyist thing you ever did
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i like to unscrew the top off the toothpast cum in it then replace it so the next squeez is my cum
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my girls allows my to jizz on her food and i get permission to jizz on her friends food .its fun and they get turned on by this
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i was at a party one time and a girl that was rude to everyone asked me to fix her plate. but before then she told a guy that she only dated jocks and rich guys and told him to get lost. So a buddy of mine had that idea for me to jizz in her salad. so my buddy fixed her plate and went to the bathroom to do his business when he finshed he told me to go and do the same thing i was luaghing and went to the bathroom and did the same. well when a handed he the plate she demaned some more wine .so lets just say she got doubled jizz with ranch dressing . i would probly nerver do this again but it was funny. my home boy and i are deseae free by the way
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Fuck No!

If it were me and I found out, I'd kick your ass Bruce Lee style.
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Will share with you a time last year, was asked by neighbor to look after his son and daughter for the evening while he and his wife went out. The daughter was a 14 yr rebel type and i was almost certain she had a crush on me, i was 17 then. Anyway when i got there it seemed she had taken a shower (her hair wet) and was wearing really skimpy clothes for her age, low cut top and short skirt, this kind of made me hot at the time as it was almost like she wanted to impress me sexually!

Her dad gave me some money to go get us some food from a take away restaurant just down the street. Before i went I snuck off to the bathroom hamper and took her panties (couldnt resist the smell) then i had this awesome idea, i asked her what meal it was she wanted and then asked her if she wanted banana milkshake, funnily enough she said yes! I said large or small, she replied large and i went off with a big woody.

I snuck off with the take away food to the toilet in the restaurant and ended up shooting a load into her milkshake thinking of her. When i got back watching her slurping that 'double' thick milkshake all night made me really hot again. I probably wouldnt do that again but considering the shake was thick to begin with and how sexy/loose she was dressed i had to question whether she wanted me to do it! I had to reward her efforts. She had huge 36C boobs on display! lol.

Would of been even better if she noticed and asked to drink it straight from the tap instead, damn that'd be lucky! But its not polite to ask a girl.
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Wow this is an amazing turn on! It hasn't happened to be but I really wish it would soon ;)
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I have done this many times, I usually cum in a water bottle and drink it later it but one day a girl at work asked for some water, at first I was hesitant but then she just grabbed it and poured in in her cup. I had a huge smile watching her drink every drop of my cum. I also have cummed in another girls food many times when she went to use the bathroom. She would always say it taste much better this time for some reason. I am working on doing it more.
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I have a stepdaughter that is extremely hot. She has the sweetest ass you have ever seen! One day I was making scrambled eggs for my wife and stepdaughter, when i decided to scramble some of my own in with it. What a joy to watch them eat it, swallowing cum by proxy!
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Mmm I love a good load in my food. Better straight from the source though.
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its a good feeling to jizz on my girl's food and her friends when they know it.
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I started cumming in my wife's food about a year ago when she let me know she was okay with the idea. Since then, barely a day has gone by that she didn't eat or drink my semen. Most mornings I cum in her breakfast or her coffee. Not only has it been a huge turn-on for me to do it, but I feel it has had a positive effect on our marriage, and has been beneficial to our sex life. It has been positive for our marriage because it just makes me feel very close to her always knowing my semen is inside her body. It has been beneficial to our sex life because I find that when we have sex, my urge to cum on her or in her has already been satisfied, and I can devote myself entirely to her pleasure.
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After reading through these amazing comments I have giving this a try. So far I have cum in my young daughters cheese quesadilla, added more frosting to her cinammon role, and more dressing to her turkey sandwich! The cinammon role was the best seeing her lick the "frosting" right off thecinammon role was beyond hot. The quesadilla was great too - I took it to the bathroom and unloaded right onto the food - a huge load and then I wrapped it up and gave it to her! I cannot wait to stat doing it to her little developing friends also.
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Hi Guys.... I just had the best experience of my life.

I have this friend at work, she is in her 40's, very sexy and also a mum! Once I mentioned to her that I do fruit smoothies at home and she asked me if she can taste them one day. I went home and started mixing them; banana, strawberry, ice, yoghurt, etc. While everything was in the blender I had a naughty thought in my mind. I always had this wish and dream of her tasting my cum. When the mix was ready, I took out my hard cock and started masturbating until I shot all my load on the drink. The day after, in the morning, the only thought of her drinking my cum made me hard again and came once more in the drink. I met her the day after at work and gave her the drink. She put the bottle to her lips and drank every drop. She was telling me how good it was and would love to taste it again.......i can assure you that next week I will satisfy her wishes......This time, I will give her a larger dosage so that I make sure she gets all the vitamins she desires!!
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i work at this small restruat and the females i know loves me to jizz on her food with thier permission
thats the key her permission and i would never do this with out any prmission . because its considered rape and im not a rapest but if i give her a hent and she is knows what she wants because im in a relationship with her its ok with her.
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I haven't put cum in other peoples food or drink but I have tried it on alot of different foods for myself.
So far the only time I thought it made it taste better was on peas and carrots. Its not just because it needed salt... It really was yummy on them.
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I have eaten my cum on ice cream, cinnamon rolls, brownies, jello and pudding. Yummy
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I have shot cum on my scrambled eggs and eaten them.
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ive come in lots of food and watched people eat it, but ive also spit in some drinks or on food.

anyone else done this?
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First is hot, second is gross oddly.
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Any girls wanting to eat my cum send me your email ;D
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Why don't you try my cum you fucking fruit?
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I love doing this
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peterrabbyt2
Please drink my cum straight from my throbbing dick. I'll give you a dollar too!
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YumeNeko
this is nasty, other people might not like this and one the worst thing about this is you can give them disease which cum possibly can contain, srry for my crapy englsih
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I never knew guys do this! Kinda mean but hot as hell. Hope someone has treated me to this.
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If you want I'll do it :-)
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Ha thank you :-) sure it would be very yummy but it's about someone doing it without me knowing.
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I won't tell you in what dish I did it and you'll have to guess lol
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haha, seems more like a taste test
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Makes me horny thinking of it.
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hammer3333
Great story.
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my college roommate had a friend that worked a small mall booth in the food court. He told me never to eat there. He finally told me why. his friend bragged about jerking off into, or fucking the food in the back. I didn't really believe him, and he got all upset I was calling him a lier.

A month or so later we went to the mall, and he said he friend was working, and he had to stop by. I brought up his story, and he said ya, still true.

We went there as the mall was closing, and he introduced me. He seemed like a pot head. He offered us food, but my roommate declined with a laugh. He told his friend he told me what he did, but I didn't believe him.

once he was done cleaning up the front we all went in back. He said he had to make the cookies for next day, by putting them on sheet and refrigerating them for cooking next day. He pulled out a bag and opened it to a big blob of chocolate chip cookie dough. He threw it into a big metal bowl and just as I started to turn and talk to my roommate, this dude pulls his dick out and starts jerking off over the bowl.

I'm watching this skinny lanky dude with this long skinny dick jerk off. He was talking and joking about it, but I didn't really hear him, as i was shocked. my roommate was oh shit dude, and laughed. he said when he stared to precum he would rub his dick into the cookie dough. I half jokingly asking if he was going to fuck it, but he said it was too hard.

he eventually shot a huge load into the bowl. he rubbed his dick with his hands, and then neaded the dough with his cum soaked hands.

I asked him if he did that before, and he said all the time. The place cooked their own bread like a subway, and he said he would actually fuck and cum in that. He said he got off on watching assholes eat his cum.
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Fucking brilliant!
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I'm relatively new to this, but over the past month, I've been cumming in some of my wife's things without her knowledge. The reason I've started to do this is because of our lack of sex in our marriage (been 3 years now), her unwillingness to give me oral or shoot my cum anywhere on her. Now just about every night, I cum inside her panties or the bra she sets out to wear the night before so when she puts them on in the morning, my cum is right up against her pussy or her nipples within the bra. Also, I have cum on her toothbrush, in her shampoo & conditioner bottles, in her body wash, and body lotion bottles. It really turns me on and gives me an incredible sense of satisfaction that she is covering herself head to toe with my cum. As far as I know, she knows nothing about it because she hasn't said a word to me about it. Now, I want to start cumming in her food when I can do it secretly without her knowing about it. It would give me the ultimate sense of satisfaction to know she is eating/drinking my cum and not even be aware of it. After reading this thread, it gives me a tremendous sense of hope to be able to do this without her knowledge. I'll have to come back later and tell you how it goes when I'm able to give it a try.
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Well, I finally came in some of my wife's food for the first time. Last night, I jacked off on to some pulled BBQ pork she took into work today for lunch. This morning, I topped off her leftover container of macaroni salad with a nice hot load and made sure to stir it in there very nice. I can't wait until one night at dinner when she gets herself another helping of that macaroni salad and she eats my cum without ever knowing it. This is just the beginning for me. I can't wait to cum in lots more of her food.
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I cum in my step daughters panties, on her toothbrush, in her food and drinks her shoes in her clothes and most recently in her pussy. Sex with my 26 year old step daughter was the most amazing sex I have ever had. I shot more cum in her in a sex filled Saturday than I have shot in her mother in the last year. I mean that girl makes my cock explode like no one ever has before. She loves for me to cook for her when she comes to our house, its about the only time I ever cook, but I love shooting a load of cum in whatever I fix for her. She always tells me how much she loves my cooking. My most favorite memory was one day when we were running errands she ran into the store and left her lemonade squirt bottle in my truck. The kind you squirt in a water bottle that turns it into lemonade. I topped it off for her with a healthy jizzload. It was so funny because she came out of the store carrying a water bottle got into my truck and put 2 squirts into her water bottle. This was before we ever had sex so it was such a huge turn on.
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I love to give dinner parties. I've lost count of the number of people who have gone home with my spunk in their bellies!
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both cum and piss diretly from the body is very sterile, so no bacteria from there. I would say make sure your pubic area is clean to avoid any hance of bacteria infection. Last thing you would want is food poisoning or an STD.
I personally don't like the taste but if they don't notice it, even better :)
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I shot a large load in my own sandwich it taste great also defrosted 25 loads of cum I saved up and slurped it throw a strew it filled half a wine glass it got me hot
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Wish that would happen to me or did it already lol
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Who wants to meet so we can cum on each other's food
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i also jerkoff in my girls food and drink she actually one time had my jizz left on her lips and chin after eating her sandwitch. i m laughing
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I've done this before. I got one of those gum containers with resealable lids on top and came inside of it, and let it dry, of course, and whenever a hot girl, or someone I didn't like, asked for gum, I would give them my cum covered gum. Oh man, those days were funny.
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wow that is so fukin hot, i would love to cum on random girl's food. i need a job at mcdonalds or burger king.
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Mmmmm. I for the first time yesterday came in some come slaw my gf made and put it back I the fridge. Last night she had a big helping of it and had no idea she was eating my nut!! It was so hit watching her swallow my jizz. I nearly got off in my pants watching her. I'm inviting some dinner guests soon and adding some flavor !!
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I did it again today, My GF and her daughter wanted some breakfast from one of the local fast food joints and of course yours truly has to go get the stuff. I went to the retaurant and made a stop in the bathroom, made a deposit in a small container I brought along for the occassion. Well I ordered, and when I got back to the car I opened the biscuits and poured a generous portion of my cum inside of each biscuit and rubbed it all over the inside. Upon returning home I watched my gf and her 34 year old daughter suck down these luscious biscuits. This is a new fetish for me but Im having some major fun with it. I have always had a bit of thing for her daughter, once spied on her in the bathroom. She has very large breasts and a big hairy bush, It was such a turn on watcing this slut suck down my cum and then run her tongue over her lips.
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