CUM sl*t
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I am a 32 year old male and i have a cum fetish. last tuesday i decided to rob a bank. i went in and i grabbed the goods and the alarm went off. i ran my ass outta there back to my apartment. everythin i got from the bank was good. i poured it all in the bath tub (mustve been like 15 gallons) and took a cum bath and i threw up and sh*t in the bath too so i took a cum sh*t vomit bath and i went to work the next day and i forgot to take a shower and my boss fired me. does anyone else think my boss is a dick?

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EccentricWeird (3314)

2008-01-15 17:21:47

LET MA PEPPL GOOOO

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Who_Fan4Life (11781)

2008-01-15 20:30:38

Get this shit off MY internets!

:)

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JanIAm (10668)

2008-01-15 20:37:05

An easy candidate for the fucked up category. WOW. PLEASE tell me you spent no more than 45 seconds to crank this one out. The pity of it is, you actually wasted fairly good English skills on creating it, too.

Leaving to puke now. Don't quit your day job, dear.

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JanIAm (10668)

2008-01-16 08:08:29

You fill me with dread. But I fear you're probably right.

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Orochimaru (9975)

2008-01-16 12:23:59

SweetAngel, IS THAT YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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JanIAm (10668)

2008-01-16 19:46:36

Hey, Dot. And you? How come you and Knuck are still feuding? When you two going to give up on that? Maybe that should be your New Year's resolution. What do you think?

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yoyoyo65 (12140)

2008-07-16 22:41:56

u cum guzzleer

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CUM sl*t 7 Comments

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