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I think my vagina is ugly. Correction- I KNOW my vagina is ugly. It's big, red, wrinkly, and has that very distinctive vagina smell. Don't get me wrong, I love the rest of my body! I have a petite frame with great curves- 32C cup. Body image isn't the issue. I love being naked and I love being touched, but any time my man muffin tries to go down on me, I get real tense and can't enjoy it! He tells me to relax and tries to comfort me by saying that he enjoys it, but that's hard for me to believe! Maybe it's that I don't know what he's seeing or tasting, or maybe it's that I don't like someone's face that close to my a**hole, but I want to enjoy oral sex for once! Any advice? Guys- how do you feel about cunninglus. Is it nasty or nice?
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I love performing oral sex on my wife. She started the ball rolling for us when once we were in a heated session and she took me into her mouth. That actually shocked me! I could not believe that she had actually did that. Afterward, I performed oral sex on her and since then (28 years ago) have not been able to stop. Right now I would rather have oral sex with her than regular. I absolutely LOVE IT. I'm not that hung up on her performing oral on me, but I've just got to make oral love to her.
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As far as looks, I love that also and am intrigued at the many different shapes they are found in. Someone once told me that by looking at a womans lips they can determine the size of her vulva. Dunno, my wife will not let me go find out. And cleanliness is a must. A nice hot/warm bath and sweet smelling soaps will do.
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If the lady that post this initial comment has trouble relaxing, then try some nice wine and then just lay back let yourself go... I believe you'll find you've really been worrying for nothing... IN fact, a whole new world will open up for you....
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I know that if I were a women, I'd be one very
obvious LESBIAN. When around people and they start that sex orientation talk I always say, "I'm a lesbian." Of course, it always brings a big laugh.... If they only knew!!
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its very nice. The thought of a woman's assh**le so close to my face is actually a turn on. BUt I'm pretty perverted, so don't go by me.
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vaginas were made to be eaten. I'll make that my new mantra.
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I'll tell you my experience. I was married with my husband for 11 years. For 10 years he couldn't get to taste my pussy because I thought it was disgusting. Only once I relaxed I discovered what an idiot I had been all those years. We've been separated for 5 years now and for me, sex without oral sex is not sex. Get it?
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Aww lol man muffin. Enjoy the experience! Your va jey jey is obviously prettier that mine because my man candy won't go down on it unless he's drunk! I mean I bathe! And clean down there! He still has yet to do it!
You should practice vagina-empowerment quotes!
"My vagina is beautiful and worth this pleasure."
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This might sound a little strange, and don't think me a pervert, but advice from one girl to another - taste it yourself. EW, I know, but, if you masturbate, try licking a finger to see what YOU think of the taste. If you perform oral on your man, give him head AFTER he has been inside you. You'll be able to tell if it's truly offensive, or if it's just in your head.

Other than that . . .
If the sight is the issue - do it in the dark.

If the smell is the issue, lube up with his favorite flavor of oil.

As long as you bathe, there's no white or yellow discharge, and it doesn't itch - it's totally normal to have an odor. You're probably the only one who can smell it, too. My gynecologist explained that one to me. You notice your smells a lot more than other people do. What you smell as fishy, other people (your man) may smell nothing at all.
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Have you tasted your puss?
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Would I offer a suggestion that I had not already tried myself? I've been down this road - the paranoia of "what lies beneath". And it's really not that big a deal. Apparently, most men think it's a big turn on for a woman to "schlob a knob" that has been pussin' around.

However, NEVER will I suggest anal, nor sucking off after anal. Any woman who does that deserves the diseases she gets.
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cabinet70
vaginas were made to be eaten Im sure its normal enjoy the muffin mann he woildnt do If he didnt like it
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all vaginas are ugly. get used to it. but to a guy they are fascinating because they dont have one!
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I dont think mines is beautiful but it is symetrical, and very functional ;)
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little_white_angel
omfg, listen to him.
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Maybe you just need a lover that's going to allow you to be uninhibited. One thing you said was it's so close to my ass, which is a totally erogenous zone. Shower together (That way you'll both know you are clean, and then try front and rear oral sex. If he or she is any good at rimming ORAL/ANAL) you'll soon forget any inhibition you every had. If not, get another lover.
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To reccommend douche is very socially & ignorant, unless you meant French for shower. The vulva can be thought of as a self-cleaning oven that may be cleansed on the exterior with a mild soap, but interior cleaning strips the vaginal cavity of friendly bacteria that can actually cause really unpleasant infections. Douching can also increase the chance of pregnancy post unprotected coitus by forcing sperm up the fallopian tubes - ectopic pregnancies can be extremely painful & dangerous. Ironically, douching can also cause difficulty in conceiving due to stripping the natural environment. Douching is unhealthy & should not be performed unless recommended by your health care provider. Also, it's rude to yell bad advice to people. Please unlock those caps.
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Actually, douching is very bad for the kitty, and will cause such extreme pH crashing that it can't keep itself healthy. Just a simple antibacterial soap once a day in the shower - ON THE OUTSIDE! I know girls who have tried to clean inside and they end up with horrible rashing and discharge - not attractive. Like a dog with rabies! (mental picture - ew!)

Anyway, let yourself go and relax - it's ALL worth it!
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its normal for a woman to be worried about how she will taste.as long as you have bathed in the last 8 hours or so all will be well.its NICE!
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that is probably true about them being fascinating bc guys dont have them, i think my pussy is ugly 2. lol
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MMMMMM, I love a well marinated vagina... I've yet to meet one I didn't like... or think was beautiful.

I love to lick my girlfriends vagina AND asshole...
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If it isn't attractive then leave the guy a suprise like draw a smiley face on douche
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oral sex on females is amazing
I love it
it's cool
vaginas happen
we learn to cope XD
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lifelong vagitarian myself
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Well, clean your crotch really well. And I don't believe your vagina is ugly and the normal taste and smell is a turn on to most guys so try to relax and just enjoy it. Hopefully he knows how to do it!
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GIVE UR CRATER A GOOD SHAVE. KEEP IT CLEAN AND DRY. TRY THE 69 POSITION AND CONCENTRATE ON UR WORK. hey SEX IS GREAT WHEN IT HAPPENS GRADUALLY AND NEATLY.U SHOULD REACT BUT DONT OVERREACT.
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I have never gone down on a woman.....and i dont think i ever will so i cant judge....they scare me
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cmon give it a try but don't make it random at first.

you have to be selective
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Well, eat healthy foods. That's a huge reason why some women smell fishy. Diet is the key, for guys too, not just women. Such as, if he wants you to swallow his semen and you don't like the taste, have him eat lots of fruit. Also, Shower like 2-3 times a day, atleast once every day and don't douche, although some recommend it, it can cause infections which will just make the smell worse. Don't worry about the butthole thing, some guys like to eat that out too. Which surprisingly for most women is very erotic. Also, have him play with your ass and stick his finger in to your comfort level while you're in doggie style. Once you get comfortable with it, you'll have mind-blowing orgasms!
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