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Daily joke post
Yea, instead of reading gay posts, cat fucking posts, penis posts, I've decided to take the duty of livening this place up. Heres the daily joke post. If you don't like it don't read it. If you do like it please comment it.
1) Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock on the door….
”Who is it?????”, The man who knocked replied, “I’m the blind man”.
So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room…. The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, “nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds?”
2)A husband and wife were screwing up a storm. Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his 6-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than a condom.
The boy pointed at his father’s penis and asked, “Dad, what are you doing?”
The father, not wanting to explain sex or birth control, started with a bullshit story. “Son, I’m trying to catch a mouse.”
The boy, still in shock, asked, “What are ya gonna do when ya catch it … fuck it?”
Now if you didn't understand it or didn't read it, your obviously too fucking stupid for me to even insult, your skull's too thick to take it in anyways.
1) Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock on the door….
”Who is it?????”, The man who knocked replied, “I’m the blind man”.
So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room…. The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, “nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds?”
2)A husband and wife were screwing up a storm. Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his 6-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than a condom.
The boy pointed at his father’s penis and asked, “Dad, what are you doing?”
The father, not wanting to explain sex or birth control, started with a bullshit story. “Son, I’m trying to catch a mouse.”
The boy, still in shock, asked, “What are ya gonna do when ya catch it … fuck it?”
Now if you didn't understand it or didn't read it, your obviously too fucking stupid for me to even insult, your skull's too thick to take it in anyways.
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Comments (6)
KrisUFC (9086)
If it's too long to read, then you'll never make it through life trying to avoid chapter books, owners manuals, a weeks worth of catfucking posts...
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Footfan90 (5641)
good, keep it up
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irisheyes (9749)
much better than most of the posts
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Squirmers_On_You (9796)
funny
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
there are a million joke sites on the net already most of them full of the corny crap like you posted here.ill stick with our usual crap if you dont mind.
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KrisUFC (9086)
@: slackjawedyokel
Then what are you waiting for fuckbag? Run along to the penis posts. Many to choose from.
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