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Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can empty your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her. (that's just wrong)
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Hope you liked them!
A. You can empty your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her. (that's just wrong)
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Hope you liked them!
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