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Deadly Farts. Is it Normal?
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I fart a lot and i fart bad. me and my guys friend always fart around each other jokingly but its gotten to the point where mine are nearly unbearable and my friends have literally begged me to stop. but i cant help it. is it normal?
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Comments (21)
Make a flamethrower!
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dude thats sick! just stop already or stick your ass out the window. thats what i do. o im a chick by the way.. :):):)
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Water, oatmeal, orangejuice
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Try the probiotic yoghurts, they work for me
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i heard that sometimes, a persons gas can actually be harmful to others! get it checked out
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haha they beg you well now you have something to use against them but seriously dont makie it a habit it can cause harm to others i mean like once a month someone pisses you off hold em down and give em a good whiff lol
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Hahahahahahaha! maybe change your eating habits. Or just drink more water on the daily. Water is an awesome laxative if your drinking enough throughout the day. and in turn, you should be farting less cause your pooing more.
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lol I can jsut imagin them begging for you stop roasting the air! XD

Put some good use to it and make stink bombs!
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Check into possible food allergies. My son is allergic to dairy- different from lactose intolerant although that causes bad gas too- and when he has anything with dairy he gets really bad gas!!! (And deathly ill) but a food allergy could be causing it. Also like everyone said check your diet. If your eating a lot of fried greasy processed food your gas is going to be seriously nasty. Listen to your body it's def trying to tell you something.
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I can understand at first when it was a guy thing, but why continue or should I ask why can you NOT stop? Are you powerless over open-assed farts, and they're ruining your life
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Lol.
It must be your diet.
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It could actually be allergies! Make a list of foods you eat and mark down when its especially bad. My bro's farts have literally cleared the living room and had the whole family gagging... he did in fact get it checked out.turns out he's allergic to citrus so anything with oranges/lemon/grapefruit make him fart alot more and smellier (even though he's still a gassy fellow)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA... xD
Its not normal but it sure is funny.
But seriously. EAT MORE FRUIT!
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My cousin has worst farts then yours I guarantee it. If she farts near me I literally faint until the smell is gone. If she ever eats beans and farts near me I may be comatized for life.
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ask a gastrointerologist and record your diet and number of movements blah blah all the stuff drs love
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TAKE A BEANO BEFORE U EAT AND HOLD IT IN
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too bad dude !! really not FuCkiiinnng nice !!
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Ollieo
What are you? 10?
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Watch the food you are eating. Sodas can for sure make you gassy. So can gum! But ewww you stinker.
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sophie21396
Yumm?
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~L~
HAH
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