Are You Normal?

Curious how others might perceive your situation? Submit your story today and find out what others think...

Home > All Categories > Hygiene

Deadly Farts. Is it Normal?
26% Normal
19 Comments

I fart a lot and i fart bad. me and my guys friend always fart around each other jokingly but its gotten to the point where mine are nearly unbearable and my friends have literally begged me to stop. but i cant help it. is it normal?
Do you think it's normal?
Next >>
Does this story fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Best Of] [Funny] [Interesting] [Weird] [Stupid] [Lame] [Vulgar] [F*cked Up] [Fake] [Off Topic] [Innapropriate] [Adult]
Comments (19)
CodePheonixstar (24083)
6/10/09
ask a gastrointerologist and record your diet and number of movements blah blah all the stuff drs love
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
secretlover101 (25282)
7/8/09
dude thats sick! just stop already or stick your ass out the window. thats what i do. o im a chick by the way.. :):):)
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
nobodie (22538)
7/10/09
Water, oatmeal, orangejuice
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
pseudoname (25559)
7/14/09
Try the probiotic yoghurts, they work for me
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
look_its_snowing_outside (26797)
8/8/09
i heard that sometimes, a persons gas can actually be harmful to others! get it checked out
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Sxv123 (27631)
8/29/09
Make a flamethrower!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
2
2
wazup132 (28720)
9/20/09
TAKE A BEANO BEFORE U EAT AND HOLD IT IN
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Kingdomwolves56 (30582)
11/3/09
haha they beg you well now you have something to use against them but seriously dont makie it a habit it can cause harm to others i mean like once a month someone pisses you off hold em down and give em a good whiff lol
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
DrQuinnMedicineWoman (30905)
11/7/09
Hahahahahahaha! maybe change your eating habits. Or just drink more water on the daily. Water is an awesome laxative if your drinking enough throughout the day. and in turn, you should be farting less cause your pooing more.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
theRUSSIAN (31013)
11/9/09
too bad dude !! really not FuCkiiinnng nice !!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
CGFE3 (34939)
1/26/10
lol I can jsut imagin them begging for you stop roasting the air! XD

Put some good use to it and make stink bombs!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Ollieo (19003)
4/11/10
What are you? 10?
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Kayli (43057)
4/25/10
Watch the food you are eating. Sodas can for sure make you gassy. So can gum! But ewww you stinker.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
sophie21396 (41991)
4/28/10
Yumm?
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
hippiemomto3 (43225)
4/28/10
Check into possible food allergies. My son is allergic to dairy- different from lactose intolerant although that causes bad gas too- and when he has anything with dairy he gets really bad gas!!! (And deathly ill) but a food allergy could be causing it. Also like everyone said check your diet. If your eating a lot of fried greasy processed food your gas is going to be seriously nasty. Listen to your body it's def trying to tell you something.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
ruralfrights (42855)
5/4/10
I can understand at first when it was a guy thing, but why continue or should I ask why can you NOT stop? Are you powerless over open-assed farts, and they're ruining your life
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
BlackShadow123 (43962)
5/9/10
Lol.
It must be your diet.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
so_damn_unpretty (47137)
6/4/10
It could actually be allergies! Make a list of foods you eat and mark down when its especially bad. My bro's farts have literally cleared the living room and had the whole family gagging... he did in fact get it checked out.turns out he's allergic to citrus so anything with oranges/lemon/grapefruit make him fart alot more and smellier (even though he's still a gassy fellow)
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
~L~ (50861)
7/25/10
HAH
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1

Sorry, you need to be signed in to comment.

Click here to sign in or register.