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Sometimes when I need to poop I purposely hold it in for ages, as I love the feeling of really really needing to go. Is this normal??
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I dunno what you guys are talking about, the monumental shit you get afterwards is the best part. Nothing breaks a conversation in an adjacent room better than a scream accompanied by a gunshot and the sound of a toilet bowl shattering.
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I've got one 'in the pipe' at the moment! Bomb bay doors are straining under the load, and the turtle head won't be far off.

Gangway!
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Anonymous
Listen up, kiddies. No, this isn't normal. It's called anal retention and I used to do it when I was younger. I ended up getting an impacted bowel and sh**ting my pants all the time (My mom made sure to tell everyone). I had to stay home from school for a week, sitting on the toilet and drinking this foul tasting swill medicine to fix it. You can also develop health problems later in life if you don't stop early. I know it feels good, but it's not worth it. If you feel a train ready to leave the station, GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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Ummm...I don't think it's very healthy for you to do that. Plus, that has got to be uncomfortable. I hope you don't wait 'til you're prairie doggin'.
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Anonymous
@: au21
Finally I found somebody else who loves to do this! I knew the internet was the answer to most of my problems.
I love "baking the chocolate hostage" for hours on end although I have heard that this not healthy as you will start absorbing the shit back into bloodstream if you leave one in the tube too long.
I have also shit myself in the past.
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Anonymous
Believe it or not, this can actually improves your health! You should hold it for as long as you can, it's like lifting weights for your digestive system.
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laughed so much mine nearly escaped into the living room.

Get back in you rascal.
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You are obviously a homosexual; you just haven’t realized it yet.
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METHOSjr.
Clear Thinker^ really sticks to his guns. AnyWay...well..be careful you don't give yourself Hepatitis.
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