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Devil\'s dildo
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I collect my wank in a film canister between sessions, then freeze it.

When I\'ve got 3 or 4 cylinders of frozen goo, it takes about a month, I push
them all into a Trojan where they stick together after another day freezing,
making a perfectly shaped instrument of anal torture and pleasure and pure
fucking jerk ecstasy. Need a towel on the bed. Because it leaks. But it feels
so nasty and so good. And so NORMAL for me.
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Comments (8)
Sweetie07 (3192)
2006-08-13 15:13:36
So...where do you like to hide all of the bodies of people you killed?
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-08-13 16:22:37
This is the stupidest fucking home made dildo I have ever heard of. Does the frozen cum do something for you or your sex partner? I highly doubt it.
I hope you catch some nasty infections from your bedtime debrauchery so I don't have to read your fucking stupid stories.
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Moi (588)
2006-08-13 17:41:44
Do you use this on yourself or are you planning to patent this artificial insemination cockpop?
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abnormal (3108)
2006-08-15 05:48:06
Ever think of marketing it as a special kind of popsicle?
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feminist6 (3420)
2006-08-27 02:39:24
Fuck man uve got an imagination.
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niles (3091)
2006-08-27 07:25:24
I saw a movie once where this was practised. It was home-made and crude and disgusting, and hhhorny as fffuck. A crowd of guys in a steamroom, held down a youngish guy, pushed it in, then took turns to fuck his gaping hole and squirt over his face. It was Brasilian. Peace. Niles.
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Preacher-man (3521)
2006-09-01 03:27:10
Are you a freakin athiest?! Cause if you are, I'm gonna hunt you down and shoot your ass!
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xpeekaboobiesx (12117)
2007-12-09 21:59:22
do you also lick toads?
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