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does masturbating help lose weight
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please comment i need to know this and if so how much
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Comments (7)
jerry (8473)
2007-07-23 14:08:31
Masturbating will burn calories, but you would probably have to masturbate 24 hours a day to burn enough calories to lose any weight.
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spazzilla (9527)
2007-07-23 14:29:21
if it did id weigh 24 lbs
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I_am_the_Walrus (9134)
2007-07-23 16:42:50
if you whack off about 10 times a day and dont eat your ejaculate then, yes,you will lose weight.
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gizzie57 (9539)
2007-07-23 22:02:45
It depends on your stamina if you blow a load every 5 minutes you will probably wear out before you burn enough calories to lose 1 10th of a pound.
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chimichanga (9703)
2007-07-31 20:10:12
your about as dumb as the kid who told me jacking off will make your dick bigger cuz you pull on it. no, get your fat ass on a treadmill, bitch
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Potato (7428)
2007-07-31 20:29:58
If you have an addictive personality or overeat I could see how it would relieve enough stress to not indulge,
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docodrey (11762)
2007-11-18 17:03:00
trust me it does
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