Dog do poo too.

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Only skid-marks from tyres belong on the road.

Go ahead, try it, I'd love to read ur next post, I can see the Title now : "Ripped skin off my ass, from taking sh*t in street". Numb nuts. Atleast use the grass, damn.

Your dog will laugh its nuts off.

guff nuts?

Guff-nuts = winnits = clag-nuts = dangleberries = etc etc etc...

Keep up.

omfg guff_nuts hahahahahahaha

before you try scraping your ass along the road you should at least try the little steps.... first try the grass, if the grass isnt rough enough for you then try wiping your ass with 80 grit sand paper... if the sand paper dosnt do the trick, then try a brillo brush, if that fails as well.... take it straight to the pavement.... best of luck
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PS brfore attempting any of this you may want to reserve a room in advance at the ER.... and you should thing of a good lie/story to tell them beasue that could be embarrasing to tell the doctor the truth

Think* not thing

My dog use to do this on the carpet. I think she had worms. It's funny how the tears of laughter can turn to tears of woe, when you realise the state of the carpet.

Nice.

The method dogs use in order to divest themselves of "Clingons" as you have described is also known as "Yachting". Which aptly describes the steady progress across the field/carpet with a blissful look towards the horizon.