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Dog Licks My Pussy
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Please help, the dog licks my pussy. I'm not sure if the pussy likes it or not, because it makes noises which are hard to distinguish. When it gets wet, the hair gets all matted, and I have been advised to shave my pussy to resolve the problem.

Is it normal that my pussy enjoys the licking from the dog?

And is it normal that I am shaving my pussy?
Do you think it's normal?
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Random246 (8140)
2007-05-20 18:48:36
FAKE
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-05-20 19:13:37
You just beat that pun to death.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-20 20:52:38
@: Shavemeslowly
stop posting these gay stories they are getting old.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-05-20 21:08:15
@: ChrisUFC
I'm flattered with your newfound obsession with me Chris :) take your time.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-20 21:20:01
@: Shavemeslowly
Sorry I didnt mean to send that to you. Newfound obsession.... I donno about all that.
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PsychoDJ (7349)
2007-05-21 09:41:25
Try a Mexican Hairless Cat.No hairballs ever.If the dog doesnt mind why should you?

By the way, he's talking about a cat, not a vagina.

Maybe the dog would like to be licked by the pussy.
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ImmaDoctor (8341)
2007-05-21 14:10:17
imma doctor

I thinks you are sexually deprived

my suggestion to you is to go to walmart

find a mexican

get him to do it

and tell lassie there no more licking
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homebody (7136)
2007-05-23 01:07:50
does he lick you pussy AFTER he licks his balls?
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NEARPERFECT (8480)
2007-05-26 19:56:14
@: ChrisUFC
No matter what story comes your replies have the word gay in it. Don't you know what gay means?
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-26 20:04:04
@: NEARPERFECT
I think I know what it means.
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.feelssogood. (8733)
2007-06-06 17:10:45
ill fuck your pussy and your dog if you take a shit on me
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girl_01 (8826)
2007-06-11 18:39:12
@: ImmaDoctor
...WTF!!! U THINK U CAN USE MEXICANS FOR EVERYTHING?!? DAT SH*T RIT DER IS F*CKED UP. U TOOK IT TO FAR...
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Dom101 (8776)
2007-06-13 17:49:04
@: girl_01
Maybe if you didn't act ignorant when defending Mexicans, than stupid ass white people wouldn't assume they are.
We minorities need to not fall into a stereotype if we want to stand against it. If someone called me a stupid nigger and I responded with a post that took 3 IQ to post, then it looks like I proved them right. Try to not look like an ignoramus, your making the rest of us look bad.
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ImmaDoctor (8341)
2007-06-13 19:03:53
@: girl_01
Imma Doctor

Why not use mexicans for everything?

They are cheaper than gas.
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girl01 (8848)
2007-06-13 20:19:26
@: Dom101
Im not trying to look like an ignoramus or watever da f*ck you said. Its just easier to respond to messages if i type this way.
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girl01 (8848)
2007-06-13 20:25:01
@: ImmaDoctor
Dat rit der is just plain stupid n f*cked up. Im not even going to waste my time wit you. You have your opinions n i have mine. All im going to say is ur stupid n you need to quit hating on Mexicans!!!
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5fingerdiscount (8907)
2007-06-17 20:02:47
no and yes
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sarasso (9042)
2007-06-26 12:13:02
please tell me thats fake!!
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Neuroticism (9109)
2007-06-30 17:14:52
I laughed so hard I orgasmed.

Roflmao, roflmao, roflmao, lawlz.

O rlly?
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greygong13 (9108)
2007-07-01 13:02:56
F-A-K-E FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!!
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lavaqueen (9016)
2007-07-04 05:50:47
oh no its not fake.. the person is talking about its fucking cat u pervs!!
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BarefootDude (9280)
2007-07-09 22:11:14
Quit putting peanut butter on your snach and fido will leave you alone
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Fyren101 (9575)
2007-07-29 02:03:48
Are you talking about your cat or your vagina im slightly confused
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Elizabeth (5710)
2007-08-03 09:11:44
ya can get away with anything under the cover of a somberro
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comalies (6298)
2007-08-11 20:50:46
no is normal..but dont shave thats is completely abnormal..loser..
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OuCh_ThAt_HuRt (8544)
2007-08-28 07:27:22
take a match an burn the hair off it stays off longer!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-09-19 01:44:53
I really hate myself for laughing when I read this.
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CabbyHubby2st (10646)
2007-09-19 04:05:47
Seriously you better be referring to a pussycat or else you be risking catching something nasty.
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Crookshanks (10749)
2007-09-22 14:12:00
lol those are the jokes I use to make when I was like 11!!! SOooo old.
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Link895 (11116)
2007-10-14 07:52:19
@: ImmaDoctor
ITS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE BE FUCKEN TALKING SHIT ON DA MEXICANS THAT WERE FUCKEN "WABZ"..."WETBACKS"..."IMIGRANTS"..."ALIENS"..."BEANERS"...BLAH BLAH BLAH...BUT LET ME TELL YA...CALL US WHAT YOU WANNA CALL US...SOMEDAY WE'RE GONNA RUN THIS MATHA FUKR AGAIN...CUZ WE OWNED THIS BEFORE...AND NO MATTER WAT WE STILL DO...THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS MEXICAN...WE"RE HARD WORKERS WE WORK FOR OUR SHIT...WE MAKE THAT GREEN PAPER NO MATTER WAT IT TAKES...YEAH YOU MIGHT SEE US FUKN SELLING 'CORNS'..'PALETAS'..'CHICHARRONES'...'TAMALES'.....
'ORANGES'...'FLOWERS'...'CANDYS'...AND MORE....BUT U DONT FUKN SEE THEM ASKING FOR MONEY IN THE EXITS OF THE FREEWAYS...OUTSIDE OF 7-11'S...OR FUKN PICKING UP MONEY OUTSIDE THE DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANTS WHEN PPL DROP MONEY...ALL U FUKN PPL TALKSHIT ON US...KEEP UR FUKN WORDS "SWEET&SOFT" CUZ SOMEDAY UR GONNA HAVE TO EAT EM!!!!!...IM JUST KEEPING IT REAL...THINK BOUT IT MATHA FUKRS...NEXT TIME U GO TO A FAST FOOD PLACE LOOK WHOS MAKING YOUR FOOD...NEXT TIME SOME 1 DOES UR YARD LOOK WHOS MAKING UR HOUSE PRETTY...NEXT TIME YOU WANT A TACO...OR BURRITO LOOK ON WAT FOOD CATEGORY THAT FALLS IN OR NEXT TIME U WANT TO DRINK A "CORONA" LOOK WHERE DAT SHIT WAS MADE......
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katty1981 (12042)
2007-12-04 10:19:52
...the Mexicans owned the United States? Wow, I guess I need to brush up on my History because I've never heard that. Damn you Mr. Hines!!!
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Dopplegangaer (15383)
2008-07-27 16:10:53
So is your mother, you wannabe doctor
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hotloverangel (15779)
2008-08-20 15:53:08
ive shaved my pussy seince i waz 11
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cassie_07 (28342)
2009-09-10 12:16:54
Is it normal that my pussy enjoys the licking from the dog?

And is it normal that I am shaving my pussy?
I use to let the dog lick my pussy, i felt realy guilty after... but as long as you dont hurt ureself, its realy ok... hehehe

And for saving your pussy...? Thats totally normal girl...

Have fun!
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Xx_Wolf_xX (31009)
2009-11-09 01:23:20
;) its normal... my dog also likes to lick a wet pussy, but he doesn t matter if its shaved or not... a shaven pussy is cleaner, looks better...
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LilMissTammy (27789)
2010-02-26 12:56:31
Well in my opinion you molesting the dog that dog has no idea what its doing , i dont understand why people do this at all imagine you letting the dog lick you out the neighbour comes in an the dogs licking his/her face comon nasty as for shaving your vagina i think its quiet normal altho the hair is there to protect but i find it looks cleaner .. an to say the hair gets all matted jeez you just disturbed me thats just vulgar
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LilMissTammy (27789)
2010-02-26 12:58:24
also id like to add you put it under the catagory of f**ked up i think that says something dont you ?
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FrankFontaine (37809)
2010-03-02 04:19:24
@: .feelssogood.
WHAAAAAAT?????
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FrankFontaine (37809)
2010-03-02 04:22:11
@: Link895
I dont even live anywhere near america and i agree with you!
Go Mexico!
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ZOR69 (36043)
2010-03-03 03:51:39
Yes, dogs love to lick pussy! Perfectly normal, no harm done. Don't worry about it.

Oh, yes, shaving the pussy IS a good idea. Unless you ARE talking about a cat. I don't think it is a good idea to shave a cat!

You really have gotten some WEIRD comments!!!!
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crazzyy4u (32500)
2010-03-05 08:54:43
wait are you talking about a cat or your vajayjay
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tampabayallstar (37233)
2010-03-08 18:00:09
It would be funnier if it was a cat... Imagine a pussy licking a pussy. That must be some form of cannibalism.
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sexyS2 (39132)
2010-03-20 08:51:24
nice pun
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