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Is this normal, i have to keep slamming the door on my penis to jack of, i cant help it its the only way, ive tried using my hands but nothing happens. When im doing this i normaly hang some porn on the door, men or woman i dont really mind, i like really big black dicks while doing it though.
Please tell me if this is normal.
Thanks.

William Marsh.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-09-18 16:07:32
not cool dude, ~not normal~
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ragamuffin (10641)
2007-09-18 16:28:33
@: Orochimaru
Only you would be stupid enough to respond to such an obviously fake story RAFLMFAO
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-09-18 20:02:42
you could spend hours in a lift couldnt you
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-03 11:14:58
Dear William:

Enclose a video link. My visual imagery is not quite enough -- I must see the real thing to achieve complete satisfaction. And don't forget to hang up the porn to make it all complete.

Thank you.
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Barnum (8435)
2007-10-07 13:49:06
This is fucked up! You're gonna get Dead Dick Syndrome soon! Keep Slammin' Sammy and its gonna be dead very soon!
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popdafoo (9943)
2008-01-01 13:26:00
Eww.. stop doing it man. It's not worth the orgasm.
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John23 (12576)
2008-01-01 21:22:30
what the fuck are you retarded or something?
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jamesbeam420 (15830)
2008-08-19 20:52:41
How can you even do that without causing serious damage to your penis? Slapping your dick, wacking it against the wall, I can see that, but slamminga door on it, c'mon now. I have to believe you're lying.
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nuclearfusion (16010)
2008-08-28 19:51:08
That sounds like some kind of pain fetish. Be careful not to slam the door too hard!!!!
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anubis (16401)
2008-09-20 14:09:16
@: nuclearfusion
when not hitit with a hammer it could even be better than the door?



but still, what an idiot
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okmijnuhbygvtfc (17193)
2008-10-25 23:04:51
i don't even want to think about how much i'd be hurting if i did that
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NeoFalcon (15397)
2008-10-25 23:11:21
You must be one deluded little fucker.
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thischarmingman (19034)
2009-01-12 14:31:07
aaaaarrgh this has put me off wanking for a while. dammit.
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