during a lecture...

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Not 'is wanking in lectures normal?' just click yes if you have

I know a lad who wanked in a private exam hall...more than once lol

Heh well...when I was 8 I masturbated in class. It was so sneaky and exciting.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Hojohto221 (4503) - eedgit

i know a chap who wanked on the school bus and discharged his fat all over some unsuspecting lass in the seat in front of him.

if you feel the need to do things like that then you had best get used to the idea that you will eventually go blind and get your pecker chopped off.

I Know Someone Who Wanked Off In His Maths Class. Mind You, Everyone At School Found Out.

Hojohto221 is a fucking moron

Normal? Masturbating in public?
I'd rather call it exhibitionistic...

Try the bogs in McDonalds :)

I have never been compelled to do this as I would much rather do something less degrading to pass the time. It is normal for you to wonder about these sorts of things yet I advise not to do. Doing it in private is absolutly fine. It is normal to wih to masturbate but to do it out of boredom and in public will almost certainly be senn unnatural in the eyes of others. I hope this helped you out.
Peae Out
Oracle

I wanked in a lecture. It is easy if you rub the head of your penis in a circular motion through a hole in your trouser pocket.

Failing this, try learning instead.