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Elephant d**k dream

Okay this is long n it might sound fake but i swear it is 100%% REAL.. last nite i had a dream,i was at the the zoo at night by myself with no one else there n i heard elephant roars or watevr u call it n also screams n i was trying to get outta there cuz i was freaked out but then when i went near the elephants,i saw a really big elephant n a clown getting it on..i got really freaked out..but soon after they cummed n the clown passed out n while i was trying to find the exit..something poked me in the arm n i jumped n turned around n it was an...elephant dick..i got so f**king scared..i started running n it was yelling at me n i dunt no wat it was saying..i think it was speaking japanese n then it started chasing me..its SOO LONG N NASTY LOOKING N ITS FAST TOO! so i ran n i ran..until i ran into a dead end but i was so relieved cuz there was a man there n he happened to be japanese n then him n the dick started talking n they talked for a long time while i was still standing there scared to move n then they walked away together..n i woke up n i told my grampa about it n he told me to lay off the beans before bedtime..i dont eat beans tho..n im only a 13 yr old girl by the way..is this normal?
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Comments (6)
Happens to me all the time,
You're sick bastard.
I thinlk you need lots of help because normal people with normal sex lives dont have these dreams even though you are 13 you should know that elephants dont really like to have sex with people believe me i found out the hard way and all i have to show for it is a slop bucked of lube and a couple of scars but you know its ok, just dont go dreaming that stuff b/c then you can be a perv.
WTF? I liked how the clown passed out after he blew his load. LOL
its a dreem anything can happen
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! I especially liked the bit where elephant penis touched your arm, fuckin hilarious!!!

Reminds me of scarymovie 2, with that clown that gets draggedunder the bed by rayray the black guy. HIlarious

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