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Sometimes when my wife and I are out, we go to a restaurant. If there is a bit of sauce or something around my mouth she takes out her hanky, moistens it with spit, take hold of my chin and wipes me clean. I find this really embarrassing especially when she does it in front of her giggling friends. Why does she do it? Is it Normal?
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Comments (8)
Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-06-25 11:28:39
Wow, how embaassing!! Are you sure this was your wife or her mother?
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Anonymous
2006-06-25 14:25:39
When you see her aiming that hanky duck and tell her not to do it, ya fool!
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-06-25 14:28:17
@: Anonymous
I try but she sometimes walks around the side of me and pulls me close to do it. I think she is trying to embarrass me on purpose. I once tried to resist but she won and I was even more embarrassed
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xoxHpetsxox (2533)
2006-06-26 14:48:11
wow sucks for u...theres nothing else to say
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Ironsufficient (943)
2006-06-27 09:49:58
Do it to her for a while and see if she enjoyes it.

(Hey, that sounds like good advice for other things too)
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-11 00:37:26
It should have only been funny the first few times.

If she's doing it so damned much how about you eat like a human being and open your mouth when you put food in? Don't give her a reason to do it.
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Mimir2 (3348)
2006-09-11 07:39:01
sounds like she is systematically humiliating you. She sounds like a bad person.

And you sound like a wimp putting up with it.
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sisophous (3738)
2006-11-17 19:33:43
What you permit, you promote. What she does is not normal and neither are you for tolerating it. Is your story true or in jest?
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