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Embracing the Queefs/Pooping
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My boyfriend and I laugh when I queef. There's not much embarrassment. I just clarify that the air expulsion is from my twat and not my a**hole. a**hole farts are a whole other story. You see, females do not poop, and when a fart is released, it just contradicts the former. I mean something else besides air has gotta come outta that hole.
I don't like my boyfriend knowing that I poop. My poops turn bathrooms into miasmas of fecal pungency so if he were to know how formidable my sh*ts were, I think our relationship would change for the worse.
Do you think that maybe, some day when he gains my complete trust, I can sh*t at his house?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-06 21:45:24
wow, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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MyForskin (10232)
2007-10-06 21:46:27
cool, tell this to someone who cares
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The0n3 (10347)
2007-10-06 21:53:34
@: MyForskin
If you don't care, then why are you here posting?
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-10-06 21:54:27
@: MyForskin
If you need to commit flatulism just do it.i know women are a little weird about this kind of thing because they supposedly dont fart.

Women's shit stinks just as bad as a mans if not worst.Get over yourself and just let loose when the need arises.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-06 22:00:57
@: The0n3
lol 2 u 2!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-07 01:19:04
I just like the fact that you said: "My poops turn bathrooms into miasmas of fecal pungency." You make it sound almost poetic. You have my vote as Best Writer of Poop (non)Fiction. Keep it flowing!
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stanley_fedoraless (4088)
2007-10-07 01:39:11
A lot of guys are actually turned on by girl poops. I'm not one of them, but maybe your boyfriend is and you should shit on his chest while he's asleep or something to find out.
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acceptme (10938)
2007-10-07 02:23:02
humm i found another scatlover.com on IIN..take care
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txtmachine (15324)
2008-07-24 08:59:35
I never poop if anyone is home..if im at my grandmas and she goes to walk in after im done i tell her not to. she says its no big deal, but i don't like people knowing that im pooing. eww.
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txtmachine (15324)
2008-07-24 09:00:21
Oh, but yea, about your last question, if you plan on being with this guy for a while, you're going to have to poo and him know about it at some point...seriously. just go for it. he does it too.
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lilderek (15344)
2008-07-24 22:13:00
you should shit on his chest after sex. he'll love it!!! (evil snickers)
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flikr (10636)
2008-07-24 22:27:11
it's ok, i personally would enjoy watching a hot girl take a shit in the bathroom, and then i'd like to stick my dick in her asshole
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fatmanph (15419)
2008-07-28 22:23:33
Haha

Interesting.

I maybe enjoy watching a girl pee, but i don't know about shitting. Maybe, but I don't know.
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fatmanph (15419)
2008-07-28 22:50:27
HAHA

Actually I don't even know if I could watch a girl pee.

I don't know at all.

It's still a maybe though. I'm kinda fucked in the head anyways.
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NeoFalcon (15397)
2008-07-29 01:01:50
Shit on his chest and offer to feed him with it.
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nuclearfusion (16010)
2008-08-28 20:34:15
no never
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kacie (16626)
2008-10-01 13:28:13
haha i am the same way but I am married and still fell weird after i use the potty haha but if you have to go you have to go! So just go and carrie some perfume in a bag haha!
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