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Im an american and proud of it but I have always had a thing for English girls its just something about them I dont know if its the accent or just the thought of them. Is this normal, and do girls in England hate american men? Would I ever have a chance with one if I traveled there?
Do you think it's normal?
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I think you would you would have a good chance because english men cant fuck properly
Yeah, Its probably the extremely poor dental hygene and/or crappy slang, ya berk.
what could be wetter than an english girl and an american maaan.
for some reason many of the great big breast models over the years have come from England.
i beg to differ.
@: McGreg
i'm from uk and i don't say berk.. u fcukin muppet.
Someone from england hook this poor guy up and make him happy I cannot help him im in florida
It's the accent. DEFINITELY the accent.
cabinet70 seems like an expert on english men, wonder how many english guys he's been fucked by?
@: McGreg
what a mug, americans are disliked in england because of your government, not of the individuals living there. lol and you have just an accent of the english tongue not an actual language as you like to believe. And not being funny aint most american men a bit on large scale?? lol
You're a berk
Fcuk a muppet? I'll be sure to add that to the official dictoionary of english colloquialisms, you berk
Yeah us English girls *love* American guys. Well... I do anyway. I'm planning to go to America when I'm older because I love you people so much and the lifestyle. Yeah, you would have a pretty good chance over here if you ever came over. Good luck! ;)
Amen cabinet
spam you on a us website shut the hell up
yeah, english girls like american men - they usually have better teeth.
People hate America for it's leaders, not for it's people.
Everyone, everywhere, especially those places the good ól U S of A has bombed screwed and left a fucking mess hates yanks. You consume one third of everything in the world and give back an industrial military sickness that is a curse on the whole world. George is a dickhead. I have traveled a lot and I know that you and your country have left a very bad taste wherever you have been. Seek forgiveness and sell all you have to help the slaves.
TIT
American men love any woman with an accent....
i think english people hate almost everyone. in england, i heard, they dont even like a stranger from another village in the same country! but thats normal.. the north hates the south and vice versa in many countries like korea and italy. yeah. real never mind another country!!
im sure some english girls like americans..
personally i like the english accent.. especially if he is italian and speaks with a sexy engalian accent.
i hate morning sickness. my stomach hurts.
but english girls arent that hot generally..
they r cute.. but they have very thin upper lips and really bad teeth.. and a weird small nose? but some r so hot ofcourse. yeah. ill shut up.
thts where ur wrong english ppl hate america because its full of americans who are all cunts. no self respecting english women would touch a fat slack jawed in bred road kil eating dum fuck lyk yourself, namely cus theyd be too busy fukin us. and the fun thing is is tht we have quality teeth cus weve got free dentistry u dum bastard. and u cant even speak english properly, we took u from being savages and we gave u language and culture and it did no more than putting a fukin money in a suit cus ur still thick as shit wat a waste of our good british time.
@: niceone
Well as you can see, there are prats and idiots in every country. Unfortunately 'niceone' seems to be from mine. To the guy that asked the question originally: if you came here you would have an excellent chance with English girls, simply because you seem polite and sweet and have respect, and so would stand out from the numpties like the one above. Thankfully there are plenty of nice men here too.
Also, to the idiot that said all English women have thin top lips and bad teeth - what a load of old sh*t. It's just like saying all Americans are fat, gun-totting rednecks. I don't know anyone who has horrible teeth. Plus having seen the state of some of the people on shows like Jerry Springer and Ricki Lake - you have no need to talk at all. At the end of the day all countries have nice, decent folk and also common, foul folk. I think we can see who is what on here.
im sorry but i raised exactly the same points as u but in a more violent way, how can u call me a prat then agree with me. its ppl lyk u tht make me wonder why we give everyone a free choice to have children, some people just shouldnt, for the good of mankind.
@: niceone
Where's the love?
americans are hot, look how many great, hot american actors there are. as long as you aren't obese like some americans, then the sooner you're over here the better!
what is this stereotype that englishmen have ridiculously bad teeth??? it's not true! just because you americans spend stupid amounts of money on chemicals which make yours artificially white. as a generalisation, our teeth are no worse than any other nation! in fact, they're better than most because we're a rich country. you americans really are dumb ignorant arrogant fucks.
look england is a shit place but there is more 2 da uk than england like wales scotland.wales and scotland hate the english cus the are cocky twats
Ive been to england and thought it was great. I met a welsh girl in Blackpool and wanted to jump her bones right there but my wife was with me LOL
really bad teeth?
we have the nhs mate
free dental care & health care lol
i don't think my teeth are that bad anyway
they're pretty white & i've never had a filling or anything & none of my mates teeth look bad. so i don't know where you've got that one from.
& to the guy who asked the question in the first place, i'd say you have as much chance with an english girl as you do with anyone else.
I don't think anyone's going to fall in love with you purely based on the fact your american.
& if they do they're a bit shallow in my personal opinion.
I'm an English girl. I think if you came here they would like you as you would be quite a novelty. But it's not just about where you are from, if you are dumb and ugly they wont like you for that - wouldn't matter where you were from.
Yeah blatently from wales or scotland. Shut your mouth up, just jealous cuz your county or its people is never acknowledged because they are too pointless to bother with!
@: McGreg
"ya berk" actually means "ya cunt" it's from cockney rhyming slang - "berkshire hunt"

GET IT?
English girls are the best.
Sorry this is the real feedback for you...No one likes americans.You have a bad attitude very ignorant no fashion sense believe everything on fox suppourt a warlord redneck president now think about it really no one outside this heap of shit likes us except for the people here and sometimes not even that
They have such fucked up teeth, I bet they give interesting blow jobs.
Well, Ha. I Too Have A Taste For The English. However, It's Very Normal.

As Humans We Love Something Exotic To Us. The Accent That The English Has Is Quite Intoxicating To Many. So Yes, Your Normal.
I don't see why you wouldn't have a shot at a english girl unless your really ugly and have no personality.
Saying all British ppl have bad teeth is like saying all americans are fat arroant twats and sleep with their cousins and wank over guns. I bet half of these ppl never seen an enlish person b4 so get ur facts straight
i used to have a girlfriend that was american afew years ago, went out for about 7 months.. but i had to break up with her, purly because of her winey voice...worst.thing.ever.
I'm english. And may I say (with a few exceptions) our teeth are squeeky clean. Proabably helped by free dental care up 'til the age of 16...
I don't find english accents overly sexy, but 99%% of people I know speak like I do. So no biggy.

English girls are nothing to rave about, Germany seems to be populated by beauties!
english girls are not all overweight like most americans. simple as. thats why you like english girls
I can sympathise with this guy, they're sure is nothing sexier than an english bird!
In general, the free spirited nature and confidence of Americans is admired across the pond. So yeah, as long as you don't have any crippling character flaws you should be plenty appealing.
dud i have the some problem. mose english chiks are hot!!!!
I haven't really seen an English girl hate Americans only Americans that are think they are better then everyone else I know not all are like that.

I have respect for people and it gets annoying when others talk garbage about the England as other places are worse and every place as there worst parts. The only girls you should watch out for are chavs they are the worst of the worst.
shine your shoes guvna?
man i'm scottish and i hate wen americans think that we are posh speak different WE DON'T TRUST ME You should come down and c for youtself you'll be surprised m8
I agree English women are hot, also to Teenageenglishandconfuzzled German women don't shave and allot of them are overweight, there are hot women everywhere, and ugly ones everywhere.
Oh unlike the English who spent the entire 19th Century raping and pillaging every non-Western country in the world. But you're right, they didn't do it for oil. Get off your high horse. I don't hate all Russian people because I disapprove of their state's policy toward the Checnyans.
Thoughtful, decent people aren't hung up on nationality. They're attracted to people for their personal qualities and don't think "he/she grew up in the same village as me" is somehow a basis for any meaningful friendship.
I didn't take the time to read other comments and you wrote this around 2 years ago but here goes: I feel you my friend. I FCKING love english women... it's all to do with the accent and the way they carry themselves. I just feel as though they are more propper and it turns me on like CRAZY. I'm Canadian though, so I probably have a better shot :) . I'm planning on visiting the UK soon and planning on living there in the future so I'll report back with the findings :)
ahahah berk wow I'm from the UK and Ive never herd that one awesome. right anywho nah we English hate everyone even the English, my suggestion pick up a girl pay her to do a British accent she'll be shite at it much like all American people who try and fail to play a English person. why do most u Americans think we sound like harry potter or Bridget Jones. strange people !
Normal, I have a thing for guys with british accents, too. :)
yeah im from england, newcastle, and i've never met a girl who likes americans i know ones who like japanese men, australian men even german men but not american think it might be attraction to a culture and americans generally dont have alot of culture not saying this about all of them just the over powering arse holes who think there always right and know everything even tho america was populated by people from britian i.e england ireland scotland then you lot decided to try and make every thing yours and as for the british slang that you lot hate we invented english so we can do what the fuck we like with it, whatever we start saying will always be english because we are from england and as for the women have them most of them are already mothers by the age of about 14 and good luck trying to find a virgin
im an english girl. and im shitttttt hot so yeah its pretty normal.. you berk. haa.
Its the accent, the graceful carriage, the manners & mannerisms that seem so part of their culture that create the magic, I think. Your chances there are probably as good as they are here.
To quote from Austin Powers "There have been many advances in dental technology since the sixties". Bad teeth aren't as commonplace anymore in England.
oh my god, yeah totally.
american accents are sososo hot.
<---- Digs Scottish Girls like you wouldn't believe!
Not True. I'm not a fan of many accents. Def go nuts for a woman with a scottish one though.
it is..i really want an english guy..i think it is because of the accents
anabolic19
That has to be the most unintelligent thing I've ever heard. Do I sense a hint of jealousy?

We have only been around for 233 years, and we are just as advanced as you are, and we have access to the same information as you do.

If my cousin is able to grow up in an American town in Germany, and come visit Texas without any detection that he's not from around here, I think we successfully established a distinct culture, which is a lot harder to shake than the British accent (...and tea)

I don't care if English girls or boys like me or not. My main concern is being able to communicate with y'all.

Be happy that there are other nations speaking English in this world. You're right it's not the Queen's English. It's called "Standard American English". We can still understand one another and we can express the exact same ideas, despite a few spelling, and vocabulary differences. In 2,000 years from now, English may very well be a dead language. However I don't think that's possible at this point, but at any rate, I think we all should be aware that this can happen someday.

p.s. Your punctuation is atrocious. I deal with non-native English speakers everyday, and at least they try.

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