English Spastics ?

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" is it me or are english people spasticated ?"

its you ..

I love Apples...

I love Apples..

sure sure...
Don't tell me you're english haha
shame on you!

My guess is that you're Welsh. Can I point out that you do not have to say "isn't it" at the end of every sentence. Shagging ship is'nt normal either.

Just about every one of you idiots has a poor grasp on the English language.

Get over it. Most of you belong to a generation of wankers anyway.

Stargirl didn't start the post you spastic!

This post has gone crazy, it was a simple question
'why do English people think of themselves so highly and think that the rest of the world is beneath them, but the fact is that they are not so special at all'
the whole world is equal in my opinion, we were all born onto this earth, just because we live on a certain piece of land doesn't make any one of us special?
surely life hasn't got that bad?
it upsets me that people think they have rights over other cultures or people.

One world
Billions of people
All Equal

"im not english but my friends are and i spell and speak better english than them!?"......

What a load of rubbish, the English you use yourself is terrible, not a capital 'E' in sight when using the word English, also 'i' should be a capital 'I'.

Do not have a go at others when your own English leaves much to be desired.

ermm if you read the comment above yours i used the world 'English' with a capital E...
thank you for your comment :)

I was talking about the original post at the top of the page, English is used three times without a capital and 'i' is also used instead of 'I' twice and all three sentences start without a capital... result... 'piss' poor English !

Also.....


"ermm if you read the comment above yours i used the world 'English' with a capital E...
thank you for your comment :) "...

Erm is not a word, 'i' used once again in lower case when it shoudl be a capital and yet again a sentence started without a capital.

Result... 'piss' poor English again !

So people are not allowed to say 'ermm' when thinking anymore ?
fuck me, your regime would really suck!

It was not me that started this post and started to criticise other people's English skills despite them having none themselves !

there is no space when using an exclamation mark!

I do not worry about that, I prefer to get the basics right !!

Once again, you have started your sentence with no capital.

stop takin the mik outa me i know its aimed at me and brendan were just dislexic not all english are like that:(

"ermm if you read the comment above yours..."

"So people are not allowed to say 'ermm' when thinking anymore ?"

Why put *blink* everything you *blink* do into the *cough* conversation when *blink* typing?



*twitch*

Where's the image of the handicapped child running in the Special Olympics with the 'Arguing on the internet...' caption when you need it?

I'm afraid proper usage of the English language is in decline, be it written or spoken.
Every time I'm presented with the Great Wall of Text I'm more convinced that this is true. Then we have the people who seem to have some sort of phobia towards proper punctuation and (my pet peeve) capitalisation.

Really people, these are the kinds of things most children have a firm grasp of.
Apologies for any grammatical errors; grammatical accuracy, as I say, is no substitute for literary effect.

ekscuse me i farted

Do I really come across as being that uptight?

spasticated mongoloids all originate from U.S.A. Their eyes are too close together and they fcuk members of their own family..They also drink piss. Pfffft...fcukin americans.

I think you sir are the spastic!
Are you forgetting we probably owned your god dam hell hole of a country at some point, and is it not our language most people speak even americans say they speak english not american!!
We are your god dam masters you ignorant little shit and dont you ever forget that our country is great and more powerfull than any other dip shit country!!
Now take your god dam hands away from the keyboard, and go tell your mamma you just got your ass beet down by An English white prodestant girl, and just to make it clear Im only 13.
Try to mess with our country and Il cut you into little pieces!!!!

What the hell in gods name are you jabbering shit about???

Go home and never return you fuckin terrorist

i sense a whore...

I sense, despite her bad language, she actually makes a bit more sense than the person who posted the original crap about English being 'spasticated'.

hey!!! im welsh! im taking English literature and Creative writing! And for you're information, not all welsh people put "isn't it" at the end of their sentences.

How educated you are does not solely rely on where you are from!!! im half polish, does that mean im retarded? No.
I hate people, who think that the welsh are retarded sheep fuckers!Grow up!

Why do people seem to think that the english are so superior, and wear monocles and drink Grey Earl tea? there are mongs in all walks of life and countries.

cant speak welsh though :(

you just summed it all up, thank you

Yes you summed it up... "In all walks of life".

Where the original poster messed up was his implication that the English are 'spasticated', implying they all are.

When in fact the poster is more 'spasticated' than most English, or Welsh, Scottish & Irish for that matter.

:D hehe it just annoys me when people stereotype !

Exactly, me too, you get one bad egg in every basket but it doesnt make the whole basket bad !!

Some folks are too blind to see that though.

hotchic! y da fuk did yhoo copy ma name u ugly fat cunt

At Everyone

Lots of swearing, Lack of captial "i" or a ' in Im it should be "I'm", Use of "*" instead of letters, Use of singular letters as words: "Y", Use of ":" and "(" or ")" to make faces, No use of captitals at the start of names or sentences, Mispellings of words, Use of wrong words (Its "sheep" not "ship"), Lack of full stops, ect.

It seems people prefer this "TXT" language and they have lack of checking on what they have written before posting it.

Just a little fact for you all.

And can go at the begining of sentences as well such as:

And I'm English!

Just make sure from now on to spellcheck your work on Microsoft Word.

Thank you and good night!

Excuse me most English people are well educated and turn out to be very successful now that doesnt make us "spastics" does it. We cant help it if 2 of your friends are dyslexic. They dont make up for the whole of England!

im inglishh
nd im ursam
so fcuk u man
weh arnt retads

fuck every one having a go at me i think your all jews anyway!! now fuck off!!

I think you sir are the spasticated spastic as I find your ignorance between lazy and thick intorrable!!! Now please refrain from making any more posts about a country that obviously is far more superior than yours!!

You really have wound me up you piece of sh!t go fuck you dad you inbred bitch boy, and I heard that your momma has caught crabs from your uncle.....Or was it your brother?..Who cares Same person any way!!!!!!

sheep shagger......lol

You want to know why we take pride in our country?
Its simple we don't wage war with countries neighboring us i.e Scotland, Wales and we don't threaten any one without reason.
And to top it all off we have more history than any other country, and we owned most of the world, which most of those countries being honest still wish we were in control now.

So why are we a superior country and you live in shit its because we have pride, and some strict law and order without resorting to violence all of the time!!!!
I do hope this answers your question sh!t for brains.

What he/she said, England is great because it is one of the only contries still left on earth that place pride and honour above monetary gain. Examples of this are the first and second world war we wernt in danger and france has always been our enemys but that all went out the window when the big guys were picking on the little guys and we all got off our tiny little islan and wooped major ass even though we were vastly out numbered and if you can name another nation that would have done this i will pimp lap youfor being a liar.

p.s the U.S doesnt count they sat on their asses for two years and just got there boats sunk and saved by our ginious invention the computer (that changed the world ur using one for example)

At last some one with common sense and some pride in being ENGLISH!!!

God god god... me and my friend must of posted this story about 4 months ago or something, an experiment to see the reaction of English people, good and bad. I myself am English and i was kind of hoping i would be made proud by some of the replies, which some did justice, it was awesome reading people defending England and being proud. But then i was let down by the swearing and rather horrible racism towards every country apart from its own. :(
If we wanna become the ideal society, theres still a few things that need sorting, but i guess we can't control everyone.
Let's just hope the English that posted on this story are just bad examples of great people from a great country.
Oh and if anyone watches football...
England for Euro2008! :D

yeah we are shit at spelling and writing and reading but its our language so we can do what we like with it :)