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Like the title says, I enjoy the smell of my own farts. Not other peoples farts, but I think my own smell pretty nice. Kind of like a cross between the smell of diesel at a gas station which I really enjoy, and the smell of sandlewood. Not like a lot of people's eggy farts. I'm lucky to have such a pleasant smell emit from my butt.
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In the words or fat bastard " everyone likes their own brand".
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One time, I wondered how I could get back at my roommates for pulling a prank on me... I had the best idea ever... I would fart in a jar after eating white castle, waffle house, and then taco bell for dessert. At the bottom of the jar i put a little bit of water. After a violent night of ass ripping into a jar, i awoke the next morning and froze the water...

Margarita on the brown rocks, anyone??
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LMFAO!
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IamTheGod
i fart under a blanket so i get all the fart to meself...
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Garlic plus eggs. In bed at night. It lingers.
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i find my farts pretty pleasant too! actually i think they are delightful
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blueberry123
as soon as i read that i got braveheart in my head saying - FREEDOM, it was funny.
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You are obviously getting a free high.

Good for you.
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Obviously I am curious about this topic or I would not be here. I don't know if I would say I like the smell of my farts. Actually sometimes I really cannot stand them, yet I am ALWAYs very interested in smelling them. When I think it is going to smell, I wait for it and if the stink hits me, I am either grossed out or intrigued. If it is really rank, then I am disgusted, but sometimes it won't smell at all. Those times, I feel relieved. Especially when I am in public. But the weird thing is, sometimes they don't really stink. It's more of a food smell. A lot of times it smells like broccoli and I get a little bewildered because...I did not eat broccoli! That's weird, right? Is that normal? I think sometimes it smells like mexican food if I ate mexican and that smell isn't so bad. Of course it's still gross though.

The golden question here though, is:
Why are we so INTERESTED in our own farts?
Note, I just wrote a long paragraph describing mine in detail.
My theory is scientific. I think it IS normal and healthy. Bodily functions are all the "tangible" evidence we have of how we are functioning all "up in there"
It's running on the same reasons we analyze stool samples. It's why we look at our own poop before we flush. I do not know all the significances of the different nuances of fart smells, but I do know, that if one notices they are EXTRA STINKY, it might be a clue that a change in diet is in order. Or more serious, there could be a medical condition. I'm not kidding. I have experienced someone with this medical condition first hand. I can't remember what it is called. It's not irritable bowel or anything, though that would be a good one, but this man literally stunk out an entire train car every 15 minutes like clockwork. And yes, I was stuck in a train car with him. It was a boyfriend's uncle. The worst part is, though, he thought it was insanely hilarious to continuously gross everyone out every chance he could. It got to the point where I could not feel sorry for him. I was getting pissed because I was trying to take a nap and I would be just settling into a good sleep, when...you guessed it! His nasty ass was powerful enough to startle me out of my sleep. And it wasn't just because I heard everyone else complaining first. It was the intensity of the odor hitting my nostrils.
Anyway, I don't know if anyone will even read this. But I do hope it helps inform or at least entertain someone. What could be more entertaining than talking about farts and poop on the internet? got me.
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okay i'm not even gonna bother to read all that crap but that is very descriptive and long for only a fart
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This was kind of meant to be funny I'm sure... Not necessary to write a gorram book, shnormal...
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do you also drive a prius and live in san fransico?? ;]
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lol southpark
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lol. i know!!
but itz hybrid, not prius
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@: pugsey
prius is a type of hybrid
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Sometimes I fart under the covers and then I put my head under to smell it. It smells good. >:)
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omg, i am dying, the only reason i read this is because my brother LOVES the smell of his own farts (i was checking to see if he wrote this as i thought he was the only one). His g/f complains that when he farts, he lifts his legs in the air and wafts the smell up to his nostrils, i think i am going to pee my pants in laughter. TFF.
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on that note, being gassy and bloated sucks, but the farts that come out of it are STUPENDOUS.
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Something my wise, dear mom told me: "Everyone likes their own own brand"
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Thats some nasty shit but i do enjoy my farts
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I save them and smell them later. I put a balloon to by butthole and fart in it. I do this after various gassy foods that I eat. I take a Sharpie marker and write on the outside what it is, pizza, lasagna, Whataburger, etc.etc. then when I'm in the mood for a certain smell I can pick one to open and savor. This is normal, isn't it?
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okay that is just fucking nasty, i mean i'm sure its normal to smell your own fart but that is just a little over the top
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truthisugly
thats very gross. hopefully you dont give balloons out for birthdays
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mine smells so nice :~)

ALL OF YOURS STINX!!!!!
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to enjoy is probably borderline abnormal but smells are extremely interesting at least to all mammals

for body odors I am convinced they are a good indicator of health and probably part of a feedback system of hormones regulation, it is also a (currently socially repressed) system of communication and mate attraction

heavy marketing is abnormally pushing us to recognize all natural smells as abnormal and repugnant, that is why so many people are confused in regards to smells
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wow this is so funny. I like to smell my farts to!
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champ ur normal mate
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my 2 favorites are:

pillow entrapment- get a nice garlic,onion,eggy,with a heat factor of 10,find a big fluffy pillow and cut loose filling the pillow with sweet gas. bury your nose in the pillow and enjoy.

dutch oven- cut a garlic,onion,eggy fart with a heat factor of 10(the fart almost burns your asshole) under the covers and quickly trap yourself in that sweet,exotic smell.
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Yes it's totally normal. My husband and I have talked about this before. We both get a lot of enjoyment from our own farts, ha ha. But I HATE the smell of other people's gas, including my husband! It's so gross to me! But I love my own. :D
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I have a room spray called sandlewood!
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two words.
period farts.

you wanna talk about the bloodiest, smelliest, bubbliest farts of existance?
Try being a female,
and have the case of....
The Period Farts.
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At the end of Austin Powers in Goldmember Fat Bastard said something like mmm... Nothing like the smell of your own brand, so I dont know
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It's actually very normal to want/like the smell of your own farts, many people do. So no need to be worried :)
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lol i like smelling my own farts too but i think everybody thinks their own farts smell a lot better than everyone elses. like i'm sure everyone thinks that everyone else's farts smell eggy and nasty while their's doesn't.
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Most people don't mind and like their own body odors.
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I am also always interested in smelling my farts. For example, when I am under the covers, I will fart and then lift the covers to smell my farts. They almost always smell bad too, but for some reason I am interested in smelling them. I hate smelling other people's farts though because for some reason, everyone's elses compared to yours smell way worse, even if that's not the case.
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LOL i love the diesel one.
it's a kind of rich, liquid smell you can really bask in. i get the 'diesel' when i'm really bloated or haven't shit for a while.. i get it--in other words--in times of extreme gas. the 'diesels' are usually quite subtle in noise; they're not very loud.

what i like to do with a 'diesel' is let one blow under the covers before i go to sleep (if i'm bloated) and just slip under and bask in it for a few minutes, inhaling the aroma.
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543212345
I enjoy the smell of my own farts especially if they wreakkkkk I will often waft them in my bfs direction if we r laying in bed we both think it's hilarious.
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I'm a girl and farting burping are normal even my sister and shes pretty hot and guys think its funny.
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Pfft! Wow I guess it's normal right? If you like the smell you just do.
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LOL Its Realy NORMAL
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everyone likes their own brand!
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everybody likes their own brand
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They often smell warm
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Try lighting a match to them!!!!
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eww hahaha;D
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is it normal to jackoff to the smell of your own farts? i like to jerk it while immersed in my shitty vapors
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You fuckin geek!!!! hahahaha i like it!!
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Do you also drive a Beetle and live in San Fransisco?
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@: njw007
It's a Prius. Don't tell the joke if you don't know it.
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MYSTERIOUSGUY
guys you are noobs my friend has even tried fire farts ; ]
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THATS SO WEIRD BUT IF THATS HOW U FEEL THEN HAVE FUN N ENJOY!!!


*FART IT UP*
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i have the eggy farts, but only occasionally. eggy ones are when you are not bloated. it all depends on how long it's been sitting there. my guess is that 'diesels' have spent a longer period of time inside of your intestine, and have thus been allowed to 'steep' in the juices, so to speak. they emit much richer, more interesting smells. the eggy is just.. eggy. nothing cool there.
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Weird people in the world unite!!! such a refreshing change from perfect... m like.
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Who Doesn't? [;
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So, what about enjoy smelling your own crap?
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EW!!u r all disgusting but i should be used to it my 5 year old twin brothers have farted, peed, pooped, and burped on my face, on me, or in my mouth and it smells like theyve been farting for hours nonstop and we share a room and bathroom but my older brother doesnt help he does THE EXACT SAME THING and i share a room and bathroom with him too and my parents just laugh non stop so one day my brothers colin-5 jake-5 and cameron-13 burped the abcs and farted at the same time and blew and fanned the smell in my face! gross!
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Yeah I do too and I also heard that most people do the same... Except I also like girls fart, but it's another story I think
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oem
When i was a kid and when i was sitting on a cutton seat, i liked very much to fart and then put my head and nose on the seat and smell when i was alone ofcourse. Now i do not do this but still i like to smell.
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oem
if someone do not like his/her fart, this would be very horrible for them since they have to smell most of time.
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ur a brave one to share that, i would smell it if it weren't to horrible!~
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LOL
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eeew. weirdo
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anyone here ever cut a nasty hot diesel wet fart and look at someone elses ass while you smell the aroma and just try to fathom if there ass has the capability of producing such a sweet aroma like mine.
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"75% Normal
Based on 622 votes (160 no).
You said no."

That means 462 of you sick bastards said it's normal. That either means we've got astronauts on the moon getting high off their own intestinal gases, or you assholes are going to burn a hole in the atmosphere like in that one South Park episode. Awesome.
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badmanalive and mywyldside have some hilarious ideas!!
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LOL ITS TOTALLY NORMAL I DO IT MY MOM DOES IT I DO IT! do your thing!
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one thing I notice is when you fart in a shopping centre they are always louder and longer for some reason :p
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Fat Bastard said it better than anyone else ever could. It's like walking through an apartment building and smelling someone else's cooking. That plus crap.
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um, yuck.
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I'm currently in the process of doing some real stinkers. They smell like spicy eggs and onion.
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thats kinda odd but whatever floats ya boat
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lol!!! as do I
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bananabread
What are you aboriginal
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i like to smell other peoples farts is that wrong
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itz kinda weird
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Haha thats just funny :)
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