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Enormous wank-fest
Ok, well basically I was invited to this girls house for a nice cup of earl grey and whilst she was sipping from the rim of her cup I decided to ask if I may visit the bathroom. When I got back I found her fingering the living fucking shit out of her fucking cunt bitch ass whole mother fucker! SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! So yer, I asked if I could join in and she said yes. Unfortunately for me, her pussy was very, very, very, very loose and I managed to fit my whole head inside. But oh no, that wasn't enough, I jumped inside and decided to camp overnight inside her enormous pussy. I wanked off inside her many times. Inside her pussy I met many people...Jim and Daisy. They were nice people. So I jizzed all over their fucking faces the fucking whore bitch ass pussy gimp faggot motherfuckers. Good fucking bye (you cunts).
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Comments (10)
Anonymous
and then after you crossed the bridge of pain and started to climb the mountain of death, you fell to your death breaking your head clean off, and I said it was ok because it was a clean break, and then you punched the mountain...in space.
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Anonymous
I find this tory to be believable. The head in the pussy has actually been acheived although the camping trip does sound slightly exagerrated. I think here the question whether the poster of 'The enormous wank fest' is in fact normal. The answer to that question my friends, is NO.
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PollyShawnDawn (2110)
Hey it's me, Jim. Nice to see you made it out as well...stay in touch.
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brothershamass (380)
@: PollyShawnDawn
That's the funniest story I've ever heard. honest!
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king (2333)
@: brothershamass
ok i was wrong about "i keep a catalog of my poo", THIS is the funniest story ever!!!
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playa (2332)
funniest thing i have ever heard, i cryed cos i was laughin so much!
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Chuckle (2016)
it would be funny if you had torrets LOL
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perfectlynormalxx (2534)
best story.
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Chuckle (2016)
NO I have written better shit than this.
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crepsley (5069)
ROFL
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