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ENORMOUS WANK FEST: Follow up (take note)
alright? to my cunting HUGE displeasure, I have found out that some cunt tried to immitate MY story..I was angry to find out that he was trying to take the piss aswell (what in shite's name does he think's funny about a fucking swimming pool with lesuire facilities being inside a pussy..the sick FUCK!)..but any way...part three (and maybe some more fucking follow ups) are sure to appear here..
Sorry for the poor effort on part 2..but you see, do you know a single sequel that's better than the original? for the likes of "king" i shall put my best efforts into cunting making sure that you cunts gain satisfaction from my cunting STORIES...
laterz, C.B. (that's my signature..for anything created by me, you cunts)..
Sorry for the poor effort on part 2..but you see, do you know a single sequel that's better than the original? for the likes of "king" i shall put my best efforts into cunting making sure that you cunts gain satisfaction from my cunting STORIES...
laterz, C.B. (that's my signature..for anything created by me, you cunts)..
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Thank you kindly for noting my comments and for attempting to rectify the situation. It is with great anticipation I await your 3rd part of "ENORMOUS WANK FEST", part 1 being the best story on here.
Btw I was the first to flag that mo fo for stealing your plot formula and all!!
Sequels better than originals? Superman 2, Batman Returns, The Empire Strikes Back, Terminator 2, Aliens (possibly), X-2...but I see your point, usually they are not.
I can't wait for number three, I hope it is a return to form like all your fans know you can, I can't wait to buy the box set.
ps. the Earl Grey motif is classic, may i suggest a cameo appearance in part 3
i am 22, going on 15, and yes indeed you have fans, i am one of them! the roars of laughter echoed throughout the halls of my uni, as people discovered your unique flair for story telling. i have posted several stories on here, unfortunately, they are usually the more sick and twisted ones, so i am afraid i will not be claiming responsibility for any of them as yet :-(
nevertheless, i think that any attempt to provide you with ideas for more stories would be rather like me attempting to persuade steven spielberg that JP would have been better if all the dinosaurs would have ben in a rock band. and that when they played their instruments, lightning came out. which is how they generated electricity for dino space travel. which was easy, what with dinosaurs not being mammals, they didn't need air...i think you get my point. "King" may be my old pseudonym, but you sir, are The Man!!