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ETHNIC RANT
Have you ever noticed everyone's trying to TALK like black people now? Sup wit dat.
I mean, I don't understand what the hell these people are saying anymore, I see kids 6 years old dancing out of school covered with gold chains they got out of cereal boxes that look a hubcap with a chain listening to Eminem on Mp3 players chanting out "Yo yo yo--whea mah hoes at??"---It's sad. I'm just waiting for the day I see baby strollers with silver hubs.
Does anyone else notice that the 'Bling' is slowly evolving? They're getting bigger! These people won't be happy until they have a manhole cover hanging off their neck.
Why do people insist on making hand gestures for where they LIVE? A.K.A East/West side. It drives me insane. Although, it IS amusing to watch moronic wiggers attempt to make an "S" with their fingers.
If you live in the East side you make an "E," if you live on the West side you make a "W".....what if you live in the MIDDLE?
Do you turn the "W" upside down?
"YEEAAHH!! M for Middle!! Rock on!"
Am I normal? Does anyone else notice this?
P.S. One more thing, I HATE comedians who don't even make jokes, they just stand there and only say the words "cracker" and "ni----" over and over again and then the audience sreams with glee and laughs uncontrollably as if they had said the funniest thing in the world. They claim to be making a wise, deep racial statement through the majesty of humor. The only thing these people are good for is future colonization of Mars.
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=360
I mean, I don't understand what the hell these people are saying anymore, I see kids 6 years old dancing out of school covered with gold chains they got out of cereal boxes that look a hubcap with a chain listening to Eminem on Mp3 players chanting out "Yo yo yo--whea mah hoes at??"---It's sad. I'm just waiting for the day I see baby strollers with silver hubs.
Does anyone else notice that the 'Bling' is slowly evolving? They're getting bigger! These people won't be happy until they have a manhole cover hanging off their neck.
Why do people insist on making hand gestures for where they LIVE? A.K.A East/West side. It drives me insane. Although, it IS amusing to watch moronic wiggers attempt to make an "S" with their fingers.
If you live in the East side you make an "E," if you live on the West side you make a "W".....what if you live in the MIDDLE?
Do you turn the "W" upside down?
"YEEAAHH!! M for Middle!! Rock on!"
Am I normal? Does anyone else notice this?
P.S. One more thing, I HATE comedians who don't even make jokes, they just stand there and only say the words "cracker" and "ni----" over and over again and then the audience sreams with glee and laughs uncontrollably as if they had said the funniest thing in the world. They claim to be making a wise, deep racial statement through the majesty of humor. The only thing these people are good for is future colonization of Mars.
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=360
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Hoos it gaun neebs
Means the same, doesnt sound black
Twat
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TWAT!
I'm sure you can hide from it all, but underneath a rock is hardly the location of choice.
By the way, how dare you insult my Gramma, she'll whack you on the side of the head with her cane. I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult; a strong gust of wind could kick your ass.
I do hope you overcome your lysdexic problem, although modern medicine can't help, perhaps you could sell your soul to Santa.
By the way, tea hits.