The other day my mom was laying out in her bikini, she asked me to come rub lotion on her tits and I said
OH sh*t! DUDE FLIP OFF THE MONITER AND STOP SPANKING IT YOUR MOM IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Hah, now she thinks your a perverted freak.
Oh wait, thats right, you are a perverted freak.
Serves you right you sick in the head incest mongering f**k.