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f**kING A POTATO
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I'm a French who likes masturbating in a strange way

I take a potato and make a hole inside

Then, I f**k the potato and when I'm done the semen is all inside wow it looks f**king hot

After that, I close the hole and keep the semen inside and make my lunch or dinner desh

You know now the secret of French recpies right? ;)

enjoy mother f**kers
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Comments (9)
Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-11 10:34:11
What a waste of time.
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ecman (12742)
2008-01-11 10:47:29
You must have a very small penis.
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rockhudson (5788)
2008-01-11 11:16:25
I fucked my self with a cucumber once or twice.
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-11 12:50:24
Maybe King Edwards?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-01-11 14:30:47
There are shops here called FillA Spud another name for a potato potatos are hollowed out and filled with meat and spices and stuff you should open one and you could advertise your secret sauce
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-11 18:21:06
Mr. Potatohead went to france. Then 3 years later french fries are at the door. Mrs. Potatohead answers and the Mr. Blames it on his trip.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2008-01-11 18:41:21
Well i live in Idaho the home of the "famous potatoes" and have never heard of such a recipe i hope you enjoy it!
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Tigress (22972)
2009-05-26 00:08:15
That sounds tasty.

Actually, that's quite digusting.

Also, stop posting fake stories, asshole.
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lk4me (25298)
2009-07-09 10:41:19
if this story is real, it's because you're French.
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