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failed suicide attemp (plz plz help)-:
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I just took my wand pointed it at myself and said "Aveda Kedavra!" but nothing happened is it normal
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-09-20 10:43:10
it may be avada kedvara.... try that
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ikillpuppies (10719)
2007-09-20 20:31:47
ok. change wand to loaded gun. pull trigger.
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getinthevanihavecandy (7456)
2007-09-25 15:35:37
Step 1: Buy a bucket of KFC and wear all grey.
Step 2: Go to the hood where the Bloods are and scream, "HEY NIGGAZ I GOT SOME CHICKEN!!!!!"
Step 3: Get killed and be happy with results.


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im_cool (7001)
2008-01-02 13:30:11
emo
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ilikemysister (12774)
2008-01-08 17:24:54
say abbra cadabra you daft fucker
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-09 22:27:49
@: ilikemysister
Nah. "Aveda Kedavra" is a killing curse per Harry Potter. I'm not sure WTF abracadabra really means; maybe from the Aramaic phrase avra kehdabra, meaning "I will create as I speak".

Probably more information than anyone wanted or needed. Leaving now ...
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lilderek (15344)
2008-07-24 20:09:24
Dress like a n1gg3r and go to a Klan meeting. Guaranteed hanging or your stolen money back.
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YouAreNotAlone (15513)
2008-08-02 08:42:37
Do not kill yourself. Trust me, I tryed to hang myself when i was 16, and the rope snapped in 2. I realized God wanted me to help other people that try to live their lives.
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cookeh_dough (15332)
2008-08-08 05:51:49
Abra Kadabra maybe?

Or
Hocus Pocus


Try those next time
xD
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Anasule (17389)
2008-11-18 01:42:52
Abra-cadabra is summoning an item via conjuration magic.
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