You are going to die if you don't cut it off with a meat-cleaver within 24 hours. I'm serious! You will die! You have a flesh-eating virus in your penis that will spread to your heart in a day! This happened to my brother, so I know what I'm talking about! The virus you have ou probably got from your mom when you were having oral sex.
Self-conciouss about my English - Yes, it sounds weird but allow me to explain. English isn't my first language, and I immigrated from Russia to America five years ...
Attracted to guys...I am a guy. - I feel myself getting drawn to guys as well as girls. I look up to guys, I idolize them, I dream about them, I want to be like the...
Gay straight or bi - So Ive always been very observant of both sexes. I am a freshman in college and in a sorority. Just last night I was high, and l...
Constantly arguing with parents - I'm 18, have just left school and am in that awkward stage before university. i want to live away from my parents because i am sic...
Weird fetish - I have a balloon fetish, which i know is common but i also get turned on when an airbag comesout on a girl (don't judge me its not...
If i think too much about throwing up, i... - If i think too much about throwing up, ill get sick, and start throwing up. when i was little it was really bad, id do it before g...
I HATE ILLEGAL MEXICANS! - They are filthy pieces of trash who have NO right to bee in out country. They are lazy, disgusting people. They all need to go cli...
I have to touch things twice - For a few years now I have had to touch everyrhing evenly and fairly. for example, if i hold my TV remote in my right hand and cha...
I cringe and get a chill when rubber bru... - I've been this way since I can remember. I just can't stand the feeling of rubber (like an eraser) brushing against my arm hair, f...
Sick turns me on - This is f**k weird. When i was little i had OCD an a phobia of anything to do with sick. I got over it eventually. But now, and fo...