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Fat, Lonely, Horny
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I am middle aged, not in the best shape and a little thin on top. All I want is a girlfriend, not a prostitute. I also want someone beautiful, (plain chicks turn me off). I want to keep the Uglies away and get a Hottie. I am sick of humping ladies that look like overweight Ellen Degenerates.
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Anonymous
2005-05-23 14:42:35
I used to be in the same situation myself, it was lame. Then I got a piece of advice from an internet forum by some stranger. Go find an ATM reciept with a large balance on it, put your phone number on the back of it. Then go find the dumbest blonde hottie you can and give it to her. VUALA your a chikc manget.
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au21 (38)
2005-05-23 15:41:03
did it ever occur to that you can't find a pretty woman because you yourself are one of the "Uglies" they don't want to talk to, let alone fuck?
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Anonymous
2005-05-23 16:50:04
You've got some nerve! You don't sound like a prize for anybody yourself! It would be something else if you were a great guy who happen to be fat, middle aged and balding, but it's your insides that are repulsive. I see a future of prostitutes for your lonely, fat ass!
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Anonymous Story Author
2005-05-27 12:22:09
Hey ^ if you are hot chicks. I want to sees you nekkid!!! YES!!
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Anonymous
2005-06-15 05:49:31
You sick bastard. If you go find a prozzie and pay her enough she might stay with you. Then again, she might take the money and run from you, you sad spasicated pervey minger.
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Anonymous
2005-06-19 00:39:58
contrary to what you see in porn (which i have no doubt you own tons of), hot chicks do not f*ck ugly guys. hot chicks f*ck hot guys, ugly chicks f*ck ugly guys.

guess which one you are?
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Anonymous
2005-06-21 07:45:04
with wanting to sleep with someone attractive ?
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Anonymous
2005-07-03 17:19:02
@: Anonymous
You need to accept the fact that the little hotties want nothing to do with you. If you continue to waste your time trying to get one you will be a old, not in the best shape and a little thin on top man. Either win the lottery or look for a woman more in your range.
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clear_thinker (623)
2005-07-14 02:14:20
You need to face reality. The only way you are going to get the "girlfriend" you want,is to visit realdoll.com.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-14 11:54:32
Yeah, that "realDoll" is frickin creepy pervert stuff, man. They just came out with the Queeb Mod for her.
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sassy (705)
2005-08-03 23:41:19
You have your goals set to high you are looking at girls outside aperance instead of there inner self. Find a nice attractive girl not a hottie like a model hotties but a realistic girl and show her the real you because if this is the real you hunny nobody will want to be with you.
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bourbonised_aussie (612)
2005-10-25 03:51:34
What was that site? realdoll.com. and who said the net was a waste of time. looks like ill have 2 girlfriends soon.
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Scarlett (2850)
2006-07-20 21:46:55
@: bourbonised_aussie
I will not insult your, but give you honest advice.
You should be more concerned with love and being happy with someones personality. You obviously are more intreasted in aperance, so you will probaly also attract people only intreasted in apperance, and because your "fat and horney" thats why your "lonley."
You should try apprecialting a woman for her personality. And seeing the beauty inside people, I promise you will be happy.
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JoeGee (2856)
2006-07-21 06:42:12
@: Scarlett
No matter what you look like, Most people don`t go by personality but by looks. Especially those so-called "Personality-Seeking" Women. Iknow it sounds bitter,but haven`t we all thought we would get that "Special" Girl to love.
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Anonymous
2006-07-21 06:49:32
@: JoeGee
Beautiful chicks aren't interested unless you have a beautiful checkbook. Look at Donald Trump, definately not a goodlooking man, but his current wife is a babe. Looks only don't matter if you have money.
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Anonymous
2006-07-21 14:02:47
Simple as that, you can`t change what you thinking process is. So it is probadly best to best to find the "Miss" right now. Instead of hoping that HOTTIE you want is going to show.So be happy if you find someone.
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fugnug (2843)
2006-07-21 19:38:19
if a chick thinks shes to good for you (and they all probably do, stuck up teases) put a ruffie in her drink and take her home, and rail the sh*t out her sexy unconscience ass.. that will teach them to learn their place..

but if they are too young to be drinking, don't worry about slipping ruffies in their drinks.. for their kind, just dob some chloroform on a rag and hold it over their bitchy little mouthes.. then take em home and ram it in their under-aged, pink butts
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JoeGee (2856)
2006-07-21 21:59:55
I wonder if you are a real loser or not, But hey that`s the way some people think that is the only way to get back at those "women" who ignore them.
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biofeedback (2969)
2006-07-28 00:36:21
Shave your head so it looks like you're bald on purpose and hit the gym. Then you'll be tough-lookin middle aged in shape guy.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-08 18:41:27
unless you are rich you pretty much end up with your own number (if you are a 5 on the attractiveness scale you probably end up with a 5,if you are a 2 you will only probably get a 2 etc)so either get a lot of money or end up lonely.
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MizzSmithay (9961)
2007-08-13 13:18:10
HEY HEY HEY
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373hunt (18985)
2008-12-31 12:40:56
Just do what I did. Put an ad in craigslist requesting an escort and you'll receive answers you've never dreamed of. I'm taking a hot chic to a rock concert tonight and only paying her $100 for the whole night. Good luck to you sir.
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