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FILTHY CO-WORKER
I wouldn't call myself a germaphobe but I'm surrounded by filthy people…
My personal office at work is right next door to the men's room. There's this guy I work with that NEVER washes his hands, I hear everything in that bathroom. I can always tell when it's him taking a dump because he lets out loud farts and I always hear him drop his load. He seems to think the men’s room is sound-proof. You can tell who washes their hands or not because you'll hear the sink running. Every time someone brings food for the office he'll use his hands to eat. He sneezes into his hands and wipes them on his pants. If his hands are full he'll wipe his mouth on his sleeve. His chair looks like someone threw up on it. He always smells like garbage. He has large clumps of dandruff in his hair and around his shoulders. His keyboard is brown and you can’t read the keys. Every time I pass him he tries to slap me a hi-five, but I always leave him hanging cuz I don't want his lung tissue and ass grime on my hands. If he comes in my office to show me something I always wipe everything he touched after he leaves, even paper. He’s just one of the filthy people I have to deal with in a weekly basis. I cringe when I see other people sitting at his desk or eating things after his hands been in it. To top it off he’s a real A-hole and a brown-nose ass-kisser. I feel like just spraying him with Lysol sometimes.
Is this normal to notice things like this? Am I just too observant?
My personal office at work is right next door to the men's room. There's this guy I work with that NEVER washes his hands, I hear everything in that bathroom. I can always tell when it's him taking a dump because he lets out loud farts and I always hear him drop his load. He seems to think the men’s room is sound-proof. You can tell who washes their hands or not because you'll hear the sink running. Every time someone brings food for the office he'll use his hands to eat. He sneezes into his hands and wipes them on his pants. If his hands are full he'll wipe his mouth on his sleeve. His chair looks like someone threw up on it. He always smells like garbage. He has large clumps of dandruff in his hair and around his shoulders. His keyboard is brown and you can’t read the keys. Every time I pass him he tries to slap me a hi-five, but I always leave him hanging cuz I don't want his lung tissue and ass grime on my hands. If he comes in my office to show me something I always wipe everything he touched after he leaves, even paper. He’s just one of the filthy people I have to deal with in a weekly basis. I cringe when I see other people sitting at his desk or eating things after his hands been in it. To top it off he’s a real A-hole and a brown-nose ass-kisser. I feel like just spraying him with Lysol sometimes.
Is this normal to notice things like this? Am I just too observant?
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Do you think it's normal?
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