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For Valentine's Day... - 59% Normal

We don't want vaccuum cleaners, blenders, toasters, coffee mugs, washers and dryers, or any other small household gadgets or appliances. We like gifts that show us how much you appreciate us rather than how much housework you want us to do. We like candy, jewelry, lingerie, edible panties...LOL....stuffed animals, cards, flowers and romantic things. Save the appliances for another day. If you want some nookie on V-Day....think about your gift....LOL....
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Comments (12)
UncleBen (13336)
2008-02-11 13:34:41
Some rice fo' da ladeh?
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Jemima (12896)
2008-02-11 13:35:53
Bress milk pancake fo' breffest in bed Missy?
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Nearlly (12311)
2008-02-11 13:36:33
I'd like a young boy's untorn anus for Valentine.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-11 14:26:47
@: Nearlly
you would you phucking paedaphile.
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-11 14:28:01
@: Nearlly
You forgot to change your color to!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2008-02-11 15:24:08
yeah well Im really tired of how a lot of women turn holidays or even made up days like valentines day into nothing more than how much stuff they can rack up.

its like on birthdays and xmas and all the others they give some poor little pussy whipped man marching orders on what he better go out and buy them.


Listen women ..if you have to browbeat a man ,or threaten to withhold sex,to get a gift from him did you ever stop to think that that is basically extortion and NOT love so what is the point?

yeah you wont get a toaster on valentines day and if you were my woman you wouldnt get nothing else either!
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-02-11 15:41:26
you bitches better remember what we want for valentines day a suck and a fuck
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2008-02-12 01:44:22
For Valentines Day i want you to shut the fuck up you motherfucking commercialism-driven bitch. Go ramp up someone elses economy.
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GreenFrog (16718)
2008-10-05 22:21:13
i'll eat your panties
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SUCKIT (11369)
2008-10-13 23:06:18
i get my woman an ironing board for every valentines day and it never fails me.
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hedonismbot (17672)
2008-11-13 17:38:46
Stuffed animals? Wtf are you 3?
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ordoabchao (29329)
2009-10-04 14:00:55
was that a commercial?
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