This is a very, very serious post. I know this will sound weird to many people, but I need the reinsurance that other people do it too. For one, I like to "blow" in my cat's face. I have a very abnormal attraction to small furry animals. My favourite activity with my dog is to hold her down and penetrate her "hiney". I need everyone to please understand that this is a real post. Anyone else enjoy these activities? Please- This is serious. Like I said before, I need the reinsurance that other people enjoy these type of activities as much as I do.