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Alright, when I was dating this girl she used to stay over and we'd sleep in the same bed together- except I'm really uncomfortable sleeping next to her at the same time.
I have some serious...biohazardous gas problems where my farts would tear a hole in my mattress and give anyone within 5 feet a stroke...my diet is normal...I just have a lot of gas...so then I'd go downstairs since I'm unable to sleep...and sleep in the guest bed. I feel bad for leaving her upstairs but I don't know what to do...I can't hold my butt-cologne in....its just natural for me to let loose on my own....
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
paulii (4043)
2007-01-16 09:05:01
dunno. is it something u can cheaked out ?
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-16 09:22:51
aww, you little stinker
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-16 09:48:53
Here's a tip, fart and lift up the sheets to let her smell it and then tell her that its disgusting whatever she's been eating.
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mymunchkins (5639)
2007-02-02 03:06:22
Eat licorice. Seriously. Not a smartass comment.
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meghana (5741)
2007-02-06 11:29:59
The first thing u have to do is concentrate on ur food habits.for sme days avoid spicy foods,cabbage and all nonveg items. try to eat many fruits and maintain proper food timings.drink good amnt of water too.u may feel uncomfortable in the begining but later on it will cure ur prob.
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-10 19:59:06
Use a candle and fart on it. Result is going to be... hot.
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heynow (6166)
2007-02-25 15:00:00
you might consider seeing a physician. you may have a problem with a deseased colon.
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iforgotwhatweweretalkingabout (6170)
2007-02-25 17:45:43
cork. (or cock)
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sovlover (6461)
2007-03-11 01:34:56
You guys all fed into this? He said his farts would burn a hole in the frickin matress!
I haven't ever even heard of farts that give strokes. lmao
Very entertaining post. Funny.
But you guys who belived this...omg.
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-03-19 12:37:16
get beano. i was always afraid of the sallad bar but then i got beano.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-03-29 20:54:48
My boyfriend just lets it out in bed, then pulls the sheets over my head to create a gas chamber.
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Meepo (11537)
2007-11-15 21:36:17
@: chiefandy
ROFL BEANO IS HILARIOUS
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Meepo (11537)
2007-11-18 11:46:21
@: chiefandy
Get Beano and there will "Be no" gas. lol
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