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My gf's mother caught me and her daughter naked. Instead of throwing a fit or kicking me out - she lectured us on safe sex, monogomy and the value of oral sex over intercourse at our teenage age. She even loked me up and down a few times...

Was I lucky or is this normal?
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Comments (13)
x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-02 13:27:28
I'd say you were lucky lol
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Bob17 (1154)
2006-10-02 15:48:53
Trust me you got off light. She could have attempted to dismantle your member with a pair of blunt scissors. Messy and sore.

Did you crack one out under the sheets while she was talking about sex? If I was sitting next to my naked girlfriend while her mother gave us dirty sex talk, I know I would.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-10-02 16:21:01
haha..
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-02 21:03:03
You were lucky trust me
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evanc (3912)
2006-10-02 23:06:45
WOW! Dump the G/F I bet the mom's a way better lay.
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galeni (2821)
2006-10-03 03:13:06
u lucky ass... you got a liberal in-law... no problem, just do go on with the safe sex thing...
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galeni (2821)
2006-10-03 03:16:10
actually if my in-laws caught us... man... i would have a talk that i am going directly to hell. if the other in-laws, then they would try to cut my dick off and make me swallow it, and the other ones will try to make my marry her ASAP....
definitely lucky dude....
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weirdotoo (2626)
2006-10-03 06:42:21
@: galeni
lol
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-10-04 20:50:37
I'm positive that it's only America that frowns upon this.
All people in all other countries around the world enjoy sex regularly.
Freedom and democracy my ass.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-05 04:32:04
Her mother probably wants to f*ck u, so next time make a pass at her, wen ur g/f isn't around. Peace
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Devar (2791)
2006-10-06 06:41:02
There the best kinda gf's moms and yes theres a few of them out there.
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debashishisgangsta (4519)
2006-11-27 21:48:09
DUDE u are the luckiest thing ever keep the gf u can do it infront of her mom.
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callo (3023)
2006-12-04 08:31:01
ask for the mum to join in one time
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