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I'm a 67 year old man, and every time I look in the mirror in my bath room I see a big gay black man standing right behind me whispering naughty words while breathing heavily.
But when I turn around there's none there, it's like I'm going crazy, or seeing ghosts.

It is true that I did hear some weird rumors of the house being haunted before I bought it, but this is ridiculous!
But seriously I need some advise on what to do!
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SFE11795
@: Valence
LOL, your funny
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this is such an awesome site i've stumbled upon
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call the ghost busters
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@: cpg123
lol
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@: cpg123
The Gay Ghost Busters at that. xD
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@: cpg123
great comment dude lmao
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flikr
it's biggie smalls coming to sodomize you
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@: flikr
I just saw that South Park episode!

say Biggie Smalls 3 times in the mirror and he'll appear!
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@: flikr
Dude, that made me laugh so fucking hard.
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HAHA! how do u know he's gay? lmao if he whispers naughty words 2 u whisper them back lol

u may be the first person who has had dirt talk with a ghost haha
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@: 4MB3R
i laughed so hard that i shit my self man ty u made my day
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anonymousmysterygirl
@: 4MB3R
hahah lol and by lol i mean im actually laughing out loud
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Are u in jail by any chance and is his name buba????
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o.O
At least you won't feel lonely when you're in the bathroom.
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LMAO, My diagnosis. This is a manifestation of your homosexual thoughts, you have a desire yo be violated by a black man.

Or maybe the man was in there waiting for your wife? And you are so dumb he convinced you he was a ghost.
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@: Fuhad
HAHAHAHAHHA XD
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@: Fuhad
HA! That's amazing!
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noah13
Are you gay and black by any chance?
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Oh, hi. I didn't know you could see me.
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What naughty words does it say? That is pretty funny and if I say a big black gay man in my mirror while I am brushing teeth. I would vomit due to me laughing so hard. Don't worry about it. Sell tickets to watch the gay black man in the mirror. You would make a killing.
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hes gonna rip you a new one, DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!!!
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scotty_boy
My grandfather had the same thing happen to him. It was febuary the 13th, he was walking into his bedroom bathroom and he looked into the mirror and he saw a fat man naked behind him wispering to him. So the next day he woke and he went tho the bathroom again thinking that the first sight of the man was only a dream, but yet again, the man was there again! My grandfather turned around and yelled "get out of my house demon!!!" later that day he went to the nearest cathloc church and told the priest what had been happening. The priest looked at my grandfather and screamed! My grandfather had been cursed. The man in the reflection had been lucifer in human form. The priest then called all of the priests in a 50 km radius of the church, and said that they were all in grave danger. So a group of 25 priests and bishops approached my grandfathers home and filed into the house and drew a circle on the floor and put holy water in the circle and then started chanting something in latin. They immedeately heard a screaching crying sound from upatairs. A moment later one of the priests fell on the floor gagging and foam started pouring out of his mouth! But the priests just chanted louder! And then the curtans caught on fire! My grandfather grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the burning curtans out! They heard banging and screaching from upstairs again! Then one of the bishops started coughing up blood and his eyes turned blood red! He then started twitching and flopping on the floor like a dead fish, he never stoped chanting till he bled to death on the floor. It was getting extremely hot in the room now, my grandfather took off his jacket and threw it on the floor and then the screching stopped. It was dead silent. Just then, a snake slithered down the stairs and out the door. My grandfather never saw the man again.

(btw that whole story wass'nt real you queer)
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but it was entertaining, you should write a book.
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Fucking LOL !
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Wow. You have a vivid imagination and scared the life out of me. Thanks for that!
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lol
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO BIG TIME BRO!!! XDDD
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nice try though
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I hope it's not real. It made me laugh, though
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I see Ghosts all the time. Some of them are really hot. I once got caught masturbating to a hot ghost. My wife never beleived my story.
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truthisugly
are you fuckng retarded by ne chance?
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Try him out and see if you like it. You can always go back to the bathroom for more. ;)
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what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom!
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we know meth is a powerful drug
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bachoman
You should say naughty things back and see what he does, if he pulls out his third thumb run like a mofo, or you two could become friends
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DEFINETLY,
Mr. T.
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squirrel_girl
Guys!!!! You don't have to believe this dude, but don't be rude about it!!! He's 60!!! You are supposed to respect your elderly!!!

This website is about constructive criticism!! Not making fun of people.

Sir... I have no advice but I do wish you luck with your problem.
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He's not gay, it's like jail, you get what you can. Besides, once you go ghost you're not supposed to boast. Even with a ghost you should still wear a rubber, they lie too about you being their first.
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Craftswitch
Who ya gonna call?
Anyway mabe your mirror is broken in two and there is a hole in the wall where the other half was so you see you in the mirror and the homosexual black man who live in the house next to you. My advce see a repair man to get it fixed and possibly a restraining order just incase your friend makes any moves, good luck.
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Just don't say Candy Man 3 times in a row lmfao
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First off, I hate that people are making a joke out of your experience. I've had nearly identical encounters, and it's very frustrating (people don't understand) and extremely frightening. And I'm pretty pragmatic, yet my experiences speak well for themselves. First question: Is the ghost actually the ghost of a dead person (sounds like it) or some entity that is more sinister? Second question: is your experience limited to just seeing him or do feel mind-altered (hazy high like on drugs). There are rituals you could perform yourself, but I wouldn't suggest them in case your dealing with something worse than a ghost.

I would perhaps bring someone into your home perhaps a psychic, to get a sense of what your dealing with. From there, I would make a plan.

If you've got a ghost, they are actually reasonable enough sometimes to take direction from you. You can rebuke it, but you MUST mean it and believe it from the depths of your soul.

Something more sinister may take a crew of parapdychologists AND church authorities from the highest level down.

Put on your spiritual warfare either way (a scripture or a psalm) to read if you get too involved mentally. They can not read your thoughts but they can percieve your countenance (which is a sum total of out thoughts). If you feel high or hazy, it could be either. Ghosts are often strong enough to influence our per eptions. Don't try and do anything yourself if you sense you've got something sinister lurking in your home. Maybe, move out for avweek and get your bearings. Best of luck to you , and may you be protected in Gods powerful name
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Thanks for the understanding, I knew getting my grandson to teach me about this invention called internet was a good idea, loads of great suggestions, I will commence the testing of these ideas right away.

It's sad that some people can't fathom the seriousness and the damages these events makes for my family
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Right, I am an expert in gay ghost removal. I have successfully removed 2 male gay ghosts and a lesbian ghost from friends properties. The only way to remove them is to save up as much ejaculate as you can in a jar with holy relics floating in it. You also must play Coldplays first album a lot. within a week you should be free of the bender spectre.
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oh sorry that was me
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If this is real it could also be explained by where the fusebox is located in your house.....is it near your bathroom it could just be giving off a high emf frequencies (aka a fearcage) which have been known 2 cause halucinations (look it up online)
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You're just having problems with memory loss, that's your boyfriend.
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Uh...
do what it wants like in scary movie 2
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Have a priest say a prayer and such. And I have to give u props! Ur 67?! My 53 year old dad has no clue how to use Internet!!!
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i lol'd so hard.

anyways, two possibilities, 1)you're surpressing kinky desires involving you and a gay black man whispering naughty words, or 2) you aren't taking the correct dosage of viagra your doctor recommended.
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WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!!
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GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!!
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Try holding a mirror behind your head whilst looking into the one in front to see if hes really there.
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Maybe you've been so long denying your sexuality it's come to haunt you. Read about Tulpa magic and Incubus attacks to give you ideas how to excorcise this thing plus normalise the experience a bit. Meantime you'd better talk back to this creature -- doesn't mean you harm -- he's you.
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RKA
When there's somthing wrong in the niebuhrhood, who you'll gonna call?
Big black gay ghost busters..?
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Sounds like you have a problem. There are a lot of SPOOKS living near me. I've never seen one in my bathroom, though. They are usually hanging around the local park, with their trousers anround their knees.
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its the ghost of michael jackson!
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Quite likely you WANT him around - day wet dreams I guess?
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You made me laugh hard. ;]
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If u want him in bed its weird


I always liked it in the bathroom (;
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I'm sure many Americans see the same thing in their mirror every night.
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Lol first time ever i read about a gay ghost! Seriously u dont need the ghost busters, you need the village people!!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!
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you should see a neurologist and get an MRI i hate to say it but Parkinson's could be the cause of this.
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Lmfao, WTF, I'm a little mad about the black man joke because I'am black. But when i read on to the story... this shit really made my day, lmao, but really... thats you looking back at yourself, admit it.
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God damn there should be a age limit on this site.
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When will my reflection show who I am inside~

Maybe you're seeing this "big gay, black man" as a subconcious longing for the real thing. Hey, stranger things have happened.
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4 words for ya, GIGGIDDY GIGGIDDY GIGGIDDY GOO! ooh riight ;D

( oh ye changing ur mirror may help)

And may i say u have an excellent imagination :)
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I believe this is called a fantasy of yours not a "ghost problem" as you put it.
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Ollieo
Shrink time.
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i laughed so hard when i saw this call ghostbusters or something
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say Candyman 3 x rather. It's much more fun if he turns out to have a hook! He can hook yo ass!
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This is a joke, or a hallucination or wishful thinking.
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Best question ever. Epic win!
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oh yes? what did it say, 'you wanna blow job mate?'
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Hey come on he's just likes you ,you can hang out with him ;)
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LOL i laughed at this even with my ass hahahahahhaha=))))
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Burn white sage in your bathroom and surround the entire house with salt.
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Tiggerny88
how do you know he's gay?
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Hahahaha yeaaah how DO you know he's gay ???
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THATS HOW HE KNOWS... LEARN HOW TO READ!!!!

I'm a 67 year old man, and every time I look in the mirror in my bath room I see a big gay black man standing right behind me whispering naughty words while breathing heavily.
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This sounds like schizophrenia, often activated by mirrors
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@: VoLoPoK
or you have a big gay ghost, just get rid of the mirror or move
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Admit yourself into a hospital. You've clearly gone mad.
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dude get the fuck outta that house

shit happens man
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It's a prank mirror LOL or move the mirror to another room and see what happens, then post it here so we can analyze the situation ;)
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Pack your shit up, and get the hell outta there lol
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@: Sheldon
lol
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maybe that was 50 cent. holy shit!!!
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Are you sure YOUR not GAY and that this isnt your imagination bringing your sex FANTASIES to life??
but yeah thats normal I'ev been followed by 3
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I'm SO glad I went pee BEFORE I read this!!!! ZOMGLOLZ
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Most old men have no friends. You are lucky.
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ugh, how do you know he's gay? Don't worry about it... could be your guide to take you to the other side since your clock's ticking anyway....
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he's not even old for u to say that his clock's ticking anyway
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Thats exactly what i was gonna say O_o, How do you know hes gay?
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this has to be the greatest story i have ever heard. Just give in. Maybe you will like it . You're sixty, enjoy live baby! ;) Try position 68 in the karmasutra
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From cases ive seen when you hear a ghost the words are usually mumbled, and figures are difficult to make out. I suggest calling "Ghost Busters" as well. If they find your house to be haunted then you are not crazy... if they dont well....
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Awe:(
I wish a big black guy whispered naughty words in my ear again. I actually envy you.

-Ahhh I love me some black meat. ;)

Go Bubee!!!
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rawrisloveindino
:P its a.....a......a....RAPE GHOST!!??!?!?!
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Maybe it's a sign that you are gay. You should give into him and get ass raped!
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Who you gon call? -Bends wrist gayly- ROFLMAOOO!!!!!! IT WAS RU PAUL DEAR..HE COMES AFTER 67 YEAR OLD MEN ALL THE TIME..DONT WORRY IF HES WHISPERIN SWEET NOTHINGS IN UR EAR ...He just wants some sweeett lovinggg... ♥
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Stop talking to yourself and everything will be okay.
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Why are u still there if there's a ghost leave lol damn. Why he gotta be gay maybe u think he's sexy lol
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That's just way too funny. I just couldn't help I laughed! XD
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RULE NO. 288,639,629,214,641: If you see s Big Black Gay Man in the mirror, your gay or more possibly, Mental of age
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Thas scary babe! I'd get a priest round, or an exorcist, and they'll be able to tell you if there's a ghost. They'll bless the house if there is so any evil spirits will leave x
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Ghost busters...
Duh duh DAH!

But um, seriously, maybe consult your local religious figure, keep a Bible at hand, cross or whatever makes you feel safe...

Or call Ghost busters, whatever works...

God Bless
xx
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lol really? how do you know hes gay?
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you need to go to church....and pray
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You should pray.
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if he keeps scaring you tell him to leave you alone. There are no angels on earth. You cant trust ghosts. they wont do anything to you if you tell them to go away. My sister kept seeing a black shadow runnin around in her house one time it splashed water over her head. flickered lights. took food out of her cupboards. but when ever she would see it, she would say "go away" my dad has always told me to tell them to go away and the will flea from you. Because we lived in a haunted house when we were younger. but it truly works. Its bad to have those things in your house. a lot of the time they are fallen angels. Sometimes they are demons. But you can also tell a demon to go away they will flea from you. It also says this in the bible. :)
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It says alot of things in the bible, dearie. (Now I know where the ghost thing came from.)
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hiya sori 2 hear bout yre boogie men, just from reading yre story i can tell yre not spiritual, dont get me wrong if u knew bout spirits , u wud know that they connect 2 whoever they want usually someone that has thier guard down.Im a maori and i have seen some unexplainable things;eg a good friend of mine made the sea water spin around us very spooky but im from a long line of witch doctors thats scary but real.I HAVE A NIECE WHO SEES DEAD PEOPLE 4 REAL NOT A TV SHOW LOL take care and forgive yre grandmother...
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Stay AWAY from the wigi board
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Its just the grim reaper u will be fine dont worry
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There is actually more supporting evidence of the paranormal than evidence against it.. it is quite possible that you are actually seeing someone's spirit, rather than hallucinating.

Now, im not sure what your faith basis is, or if u even have one, but there are ways to get the spirit to pass on using religion. if you are not religious maybe go to a library for finding some way to see the sprit out..

Or simply next time you see the spirit tell it to leave, if that doesnt work see if there is something you can do to ward it off....

And maybe to rule out the possibility of hallucinations, see a doctor...(though people don't normally just see one person in one place while hallucinating, so i doubt it's that) but it might b good to do just to know ur not crazy.
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pervert
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Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS! Hahahaha(:
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You should remove the mirror. If it gets worse or he moves, well... Good luck.
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candy man!!!!!!!!!
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daviddwk
you need a doctor or preist... most likely the doctor
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Ghostbusters !!!!
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smiley123
dont drop the soap..
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kogagal321
Talk to a priest. Have him inspect your home for evil. Not that gay people are evil...but ghost can be. (Not racist on anyone..) If they do exist...Some people think of them as fallen angels.
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Bahahahaha!

His admitted fantasy. lol
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You should listen to what he tells you.
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Ok your 68? Tell your doctor about the side effects of your meds
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cuzzo820
sorry if i offend you but this is funny LMFAO!
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lol wow crazy people these days
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Does it mean that you are the Master gay? You surprise me
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It's you.
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Pwahh one sexy ghost ask him for fashion tips :L
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Ask him what he wants
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Something tells me this is fake. Something about the absolute stupidity of the entire thing.
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Call TAPS you know the people with the show on syfy that's called "Ghost Hunters" I'm sure they'd love to investigate a ghost like that the have a website but I'm not sure what it's called just go to google and type in "Ghost Hunters" and you'll find it.
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I like Potatoes.
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Take a freaking throwing knife when you go in the John.
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i've never been a fan of the parlnormal but i don't think they just hang out in the restroom and any way ghost are fake
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69 year old opperating a computer that isnt normal. lol funny as fuck though
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'But um, seriously, maybe consult your local religious figure, keep a Bible at hand, cross or whatever makes you feel safe...'

haha and what are they going to do?? Mumble some words from a made up book? seriously..

Go to your psyciatrist. The professionals who study human thoughts and emotions, who UNDERSTAND.
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Has everyone seen the gay ghost video in Youtube? Just type in gay ghost and watch it. You could offer your ghost some cookies.
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You see what you expect to see. You are in a world very different from the one you were born into. You're being effected by the huge change and your mind is showing you in a very creative way.
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Hey you're just obscenely old and going senile ^^ if you're hallucinating, i suggest seeing a doctor..
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Then dont say Candy-Ass when you look into it!
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Give in to teptation dude, have kinky, naughty, gat ghost-sex!
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i have never expirienced this but u should call a priest to bless u house it might not b a ghost it could b a evil spirit u need somone to bless ur house to get rid of evil spirits..
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IrishPunk16
you need to be put in a home
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I have the best idea to get rid of him! What if you.... stopped making crap up...... and forgot about this whole thing! Then maybe you wouldn't have to keep imagining him saying and doing things! Just an idea but I'm 90%% sure it will work. The other 10%% is that you will keep making up crap.
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Me and my sister have seen stuff like this since we were little. My sister sees murder victims, she calls them demonds, I see all sorts of weird people and animals, I call them ghosts. I sleep on a water bed and I've had the bed move like some one was getting in and snuggling up with me, i see people and animals walking around all the time then I'll blink and they will be gone. Some of them I see on a regular basis like there one in my room at night. My sisters had the tendencey to be violent, she would have pencils fly at her from accross the room while she was at school, and things thrown at her offten. I say if you don't have a religion then find one because in our oppinion they are demons trying to pull you away from god. Other than that if they aren't trying to harm you then try talking to them. I talk to them from time to time, they usualy don't talk back but they seem to understand.
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ROFL!!!!!!
WTH. You are getting emotionally attached to sth like that?
I guess its all your imagination. Continue living in your dreams, i wish you .. good luck.
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yikes
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I have no idea if this is true or not. But it is very strange. Try burning some aromatherapy oil for about 3 days. Then the next time you see him, tell him to go to the light. Make sure you say it in a sturn voice.
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Wouldn't the burning the nicely scented oils just set the mood for the moment?That's awesome advice for more attention.Then using a stern voice?So you'll be turning the ghost gay on.I'll suggest you see a doctor and get a few handfuls of meds.
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@: jwedal
Haha to be honest, I got that from a newspaper. I didn't make it up.
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Schizophrenia
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Brenda626
eat mozzerla cheese regularly... im not even kidding... at all... like im being dead serious.... my best friend sees ghosts...
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I would shit myself lol
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is it possible when u see one more time that gay ghost,ask him *Why u so like stand beside my bath room and why u will become a gay* :D
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Take camera capture some ghost picture for u wife see her believe or not :D
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I see ghosts too, but not like that.
I have been dealing with ghost problems ever since I could remember.
You could just be dealing with a Poltergeist, or there is a possibility that you are going crazy. who knows. Take pictures around your washroom. maybe something will come up.
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hahahah LMAO!!
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wtf?! That's just part of your imagination. maybe, you should look in mirror with you wife (if you have one) and if she sees that black man that would be really amazing, if not - you are crazy. Go to doctor.
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I voted yes it's normal cuz it's you coming out...accept yourself already
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People please don't make fun of him in the 6yrs I lived in my house I have spotted many what you would call "abnormal" things.
For instance. 5 days ago. I was with four friends of mine.
I found a thermal camera in my attic and we went ghost hunting and my friend's sister was overtakin. Her eyes went from a beautiful blue to a bright red. I was pushed off my bike. And we all saw three white figures in the sky.
So I compleatly believe this man.
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cuzzo820
THis shit is just funny!LOL
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How is this normal its a ghost.. and people put ghost.. Seriousily?
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Im sorry your dieing , whats it like and dont try to contact it or talk to it, remeber no regrets in your life or passing over will not be well but you got like 25 yrs or more so not to fret for now
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@: dice
He can't really make me do anything, he's only whispering things, like suggestions... I had this really conservative priest coming over and checking it out, but he couldn't do anything. (I think the priest was quite homofobic and racist)
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gurll
thts fuckn creeeeeppyy
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lol you're going crazy, for sure.
how can you tell he's gay? haha
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glitterDoll
well i believe that everything is real..i heard stories like that and i dont know what u should do,but..im really sorry.bcz i sometimes think that theres some1 in my room and i hear it walk and sometimes it turns my tv off again and again..weird:S
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iloveyoubabe
Wow
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cassietheartist
call TAPS
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Get saver, be born again. God brings peace. I've only been saver for 13 years, and I am more happy saved, than ever.
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It's your mind.

You're regretting the past.

Things you didn't do.

Lives you didn't lead.

Or someone you may have hurt, killed?

There's a secret in your soul that you know and need to face.

There's no dead gay black ghosts haunting you. He's happy in the afterlife with hugs and puppies!
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oooookkkkkkkk. well i think that you should call the ghost adventures or something.
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emoscut123
ts' da man o' da gay gang
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CumDrinker
Don't worry I think ur normal. I would love to come over to ur house some day. But no really it's normal get and investigator or physic to come over.
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well, i know what might happen to you soon!
-runs finger across neck-
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MamaMiaPizzaRia
Scream : GOOOO AAAWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY NOWWWWWW trust me it works
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rockie2014
lol hmmmmmmm, salt, holy water, kindly ask him to leave. lol that might work!
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call not cat. opps..... I'd recommend reading Hans Holzer he's an expert on such things the most effective way of ridding your house of ghosts is tru a Trans medium.
If you must call a ghost hunter be very selective most "ghost Hunters" are fakes and aren't out to help the homeowner or the restless spirit just themselves. You seriously need a trans medium who works with a respected parapsycholigst i'd love to give you my email to help you further but posting it here would guarantee harassment
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Who ya gunna call?!?? Ghost busters!
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LMAO. I gotta admit, you're good - maybe too good, keke. I specially like the posts with the long serious paragraphs. Fucking hilarious!
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do some research on your home at the local library. might find out something you didn't know
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lol that's funny,and how do you know he's gay??
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Let him have his way...
Love and peace Michael XXX
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Definitely look into the history of your house. I saw a ghost dog in my house, my mother saw a woman, and both ghosts matched up pretty accurately to previous occupants. It's really not normal to be able to see a ghost that well, it's usually just 'out of the corner of your eye' sort of thing. Is it possible that you are hallucinating? Because seeing someone that clearly, and actually having them whisper to you sound more like some sort of mental problem(in no way being mean or anything!)
Anyways, check out the history for any big gay black guys, ask the neighbors, etc.
And...maybe go see a doctor? :)
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Move out, call some one, or deal with it
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Iluvrocket
AWESOME.
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This story propa made me laugh ! i cant stop :L
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Maybe you see the "Ghost of Whine" ? Better you drink other things.
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Ha! thats so fucking funny
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I see the same man in my mirror. Freaks me out, kinna.
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Hahahahahahaha xD
This was just one incredibly childish troll, but so funny for some reason. xD
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ninjadudette
A big gay black man? seriously Mr... I'd say that this ghost is full of controversy... if ghost there is... but call Melinda or as the other dude said, call the ghostbuster, they'll know what to do.

I personally heard many spirits in my house but none of them were gay (maybe some of them weren't light skinned) and they all went away after sometime... just don't show much care to their presence and they'll disapear after some time.
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I have ghosts in my house always have done everytime i moved like the followed us im not afraid anymore though im used to it
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U could keep a bible with u that usually helps
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JoepNED
@squirrel_girl i agree!
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Totally a ghost.
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Get an exorcist.
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this is some serious shit man I say this gay ghost needs u have sex with him then call ghost busters!!!!! bwhahha btw u made my day XD hahah
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Call the ghost busters. They'll "settle" it, even tho i dont believe in ghosts
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Say a prayer out loud...
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How u be sure ur not black & gay yourself?
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ROFLMFAOOOOOO
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Two words for ya move out
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"His clock is ticking"? Seriously? He's ony 67, people live way beyond that age! As for your ghost problem, pour salt between all the doorways, get some holy water, and a bell. If he's a demon in any sort of way, the bell will help drive him away. And the holy water? Look in the mirror again, if you see him, dash some behind you to where he's standing and say a prayer.
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Y don't u just move?
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In a firm voice tell him " this is my place and tell him to leave!!!!
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Hahahahahaha.! Scottyboy takes the best comment... Hahaha
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verry important!!!: are you a gay black guy do you know a gay black guy and do you like the "naughty words" he whispers?
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LMAO!!!
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Aaaahahahaaa Two Words Grandad . Mental Facilitie , Nigga U Gay
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barbroxursox
Thanks for giving me nightmares dude!!
And how do you know he's gay?? Oh and not normal. Lol you should get ghost adventures to come to your house!!
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Send him my way haha!
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I think it's because you are old. You are seeing things. You should talk back to the gay black man, just to see what happens! ;)
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223rd!!!1!
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How do you know he's gay
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Paranormal shyt and gayness happen in your house. Maybe sometin telln youu to be GAY.
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Something weird in the neighborhood who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
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Are you big gay black man?
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ttdawgtt
How do you know it's gay?
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hey oldie you neded to visit PSYCHIATRIST..............!!!!
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just be like "ok Ill tickle youre pickle if you leave me alone." should work or just tell him you have a vagina.
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You know, it's not technically gay if it's with a ghost... just sayin' ;)
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Oh wow could he of made this story sound anymore fake ?
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Big black is Back
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If there's something weird, and it don't look good. Who you gonna call?
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you might have sorted it now but im not a ghost person but try getting a iron pole(ghosts hate iron it hurts them) and cover you bathroom in salt(ghosts hate salt) that should work if not get a shot gun with solidified rocksalt bullets and blow that sucka down :D
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Happens to me ALL the time. You might call it a "pain in the ass"
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SAGEof_ALLpaths
o.o look at BoonDoks and look at booty warrior it will give you the training you need
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i wonder what were you drinkin while writing this dude, " black+gay+ghost" and the oscar goesss to youu lmmao.
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crazyblonde101
I can help u I know a lot of things about ghost don't talk back to them that's what they want it's just like the ghost way of bullying never say your scared or show sign of fear
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crazyblonde101
And do u mean the happy meaning of gay?????????
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Yes That Is Not Normal At All. you Need To Get Oyt Of tht House ASAP!
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You are just a crazy ass racist old fuck. Go seek help immediately!!!
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Whether or not this post is true I figured I'll tell you all an experience my family and I experienced in a house I had built in West Omaha in 1990. We lived in this house until Feb of 2006. During most of our time living there things were normal except for a few times. Before I start let me tell you that I have never believed in spirits, ghosts or whatever you want to call them. It all started about 6 months after we had moved in. My wife and I were watching TV down in our den. My wife was sitting next to me and I noticed she had looked upstairs and had a funny look on her face. I asked her what was the matter, and she said nothing, I said did you see somebody at the door and she said no, I could have sworn I saw a woman with long black hair dressed in white walk up the stairs. I laughed and said all righty than, I remember her saying don't laugh at me. During the 16 years I lived in Omaha I worked the grave yard ship at my company so on my days off I always stayed up late at night. The next episode happened in 1997. It was on my night off and I was in bed with my wife sleeping when i was woken up about 4am. the best way I can explain it is it felt like a bunch of hands touching and fondling my genitals. At first I thought I was dreaming but I was awake and I shouted stop and it did stop. I told my wife in the morning and she basically just laughed and said who's crazy now. I dismissed it as possibly maybe I was dreaming. During this time my boys were teenagers. About 3 or 4 months later i was sitting down in my den watching a movie, it was about 3:30am when my youngest son came down to go to the bathroom. when he was done he sat on the couch opposite me and was watching the end of the movie I was watching. I was about to say what are you doing, you have school tomorrow, but i figured the movie is going to end in a few minutes and than I'm going to bed anyway and I'll see if he than follows me upstairs which he did. About 2 weeks later my son told my wife that something happened to him that night.He said that something was holding his legs down and when he finally was able to break loose he came downstairs and it scared him so much but was afraid to tell me because he thought I would tell him he was dreaming and to forget about it. Once my wife told me this i said Oh My God something is going on here. My kids knew nothing of what happened to me so there was no way for my youngest to have just made it up. We talked about it and I told all my kids that if anything else happened to let me know and I'll get somebody to do an investigation of this house. All was quiet until 2005 approx 6 months before we were going to be moving back to New York. I was sitting up in my living room on my computer, My oldest son who was 22 was down in the den watching TV with his girlfriend. My wife was in the kitchen. Down in the den we had one of those touch lamps, you touch it it goes on, touch it again it gets brighter touch it again it goes off. Out of the corner of my eye I can see the reflection off the wall in the foyer that the light was going off on brighter off on etc. I shouted to my son to knock it off, thinking he was messing around with the light. Still the light kept going crazy. I got out of my chair walked half way down the stairs peeked over the railing and there's my son and his girlfriend sitting on the opposite couch looking up at me with a dumbfounded look on their face. I said why didn't you tell me it wasn't you doing this, he laughed and said we're finding it amusing. I said don't touch it I'll be right back. I went back upstairs and as i passed my computer desk I hear a devilish sound coming out of my speakers. The best way to explain it is for anybody that remembers LP's and the sound a song made when you played the record backwards, is the same sound that was coming out of my speakers. I shouted down to my son to come upstairs and listen to this, during this time the light downstairs is still going crazy. My son comes up and says dad shut off the computer,which i did. sound is still coming out of the speakers. This is where I still get chills. After the computer is shutdown and the sound is still coming out of the speakers. I said what the hell, and I pulled the plugs out of the wall, now there's no power and the sound is still coming out of the speakers. My son looks at me and says dad we need to get somebody here to investigate. This went on for another 2 minutes and at the same time the sound out of the speakers stopped the light went back to normal. Right after this happened I did a search for paranormal investigators and found one. I sent them an e-mail even more detailed than what I've explained in this post. Four months past and never received a reply, I figured what we experienced wasn't enough to warrant an investigation. The following month one month before we were going to be moving out of the house I received an e-mail from them stating that after serious consideration they felt that they had enough evidence to warrant an investigation. I got excited than realized why bother now when we will be moving out of the house in 1 month. I sent them another e-mail explaining to them we were moving, and I thanked him. To this day I'm kicking myself for not having them come anyway. I would have loved to have known if they would have found anything. We now live on Long Island, I have the same touch lamp in my computer room and it has never done what it did that strange night in my house in Omaha. Every time I wonder if there is a God, I always think back of what myself and my family experienced in our home in Omaha.
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After reading this i just simply layed down on the floor and laughed for about 30 minutes.
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Just ask him 3 things: who is he, why is he there, and what does he need.
ps: dont do anything to piss him off. If you, it'll be harder to get rid of him.
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say something very nasty to him and you'll probably haunt him and he'll want to leave lol
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Maddie_J
A big gay black man... How do you know he's gay...?
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BellaBoo22
Next time you see this thing, do not turn around. Look at it in the mirror and ask him who he is. Demand the thing to leave.
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Thats normal for me to say. I've seen orbs, apparitions, I've heard things, and a lot of other unexplainable things.
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Poor ghost.
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Change the medication
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Look you have been watching to many ghost shows they just use shirts sugar for ghost but if that doesn't help if your still scared move I don't think I helped sorry
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Next time you see him, bend over. This will make him disappear....
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I have some advice:

1. See a doctor. Make sure any medications you take won't cause this. Also make sure you are doing ok mentally.

2. DO NOT USE A WIGI BOARD! It would invite other spirits in you house.

3. Have someone come in and help you find out if is a demonic or 'human' spirit.

4. Do not move, especially if it is a Demonic spirit. A demonic spirit will most likely follow you. A human spirit is more likely tied to the area, but could be tied to you as well. Moving will only cost you money, and possibly anger it.

5. Assertively tell the Spirit to leave, ask God for his help in this. Do not doubt when telling it to leave. It will take this as an opportunity to just stay anyway.

6. Get a professional to help you to get rid of the spirit I would advice a pastor or priest. DO NOT try to get rid of it with rituals yourself, this could more than anything, anger the spirit or cement its stay.

God Bless You! I pray you beat this spirit!
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Your secret fantasies coming to life perhaps?

Just tell him 'Please kindly back off and THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!' it worked in the exorcist lol
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Oh wait, "you can't have my booty, YO-you CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOOOOOTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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So this will get approved but my SERIOUS polls/story's don't ...
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lsdchangedmylife
that's some hilarious shit dude, lol. but if this is real its probably like that guy said with those emf radio waves getting into your brain. I think if you wear a tin foil hat that should block out the frequencies
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Mersaphe
Why does it matter whether the man is black or not?
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LifeIsLife
O.o READ THIS I HOPE THIS HELPS!

Ok.....ok now according to my beliefs satan can go into forms of people that lived, however satan cant make the eyes as real, so if the eyes look a bit strange.....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Plus im not doing this for fun, if i were u i will do AXACTLY the same what i just said, im serious, dont think im doing this to make fun of you, what u said was SCARY JUST SOO SCARY, unless ur lying offcource but seriously AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Have you ever heard how people that have achieved a very high level of consciousness can actually change their frequencies so that they can have intercourse with their minds and get pregnant. This is what is happening to you, but do some meditating and force him out if possible
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Gay black guy ghosts are a fairly common paranormal activity - IN PRISON
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Its the guy from the old spice commercials
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I believe you. Ghosts do exsist.
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It's Harambe
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u need to put crosses in your house or a rosary in your bathroom
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.... is this supposed to be a joke... ? i'd be shittin myself!!
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S&S
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh sooo much, omg im literally on the floor.
dont be scared, just try havinf sex with him...you might like it.
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Ok first of relax I know how scary this must be for you but your not in any physical danger, To me what it sounds like you have is a very confused ghost. In order to understand him better try to put yourself in his shoes, imagine if one day a complete stranger moves into your house and starts taking over, whenever you try to confront this person about why they are in your house they completely ignore you, wouldn't that be frustrating? If that ever happened to you wouldn't you get so mad that you would try everything in your power to make them leave?. I think that must be how your ghost feels.
Their are a number of things you can do but because im sure your inexperienced with ghost removal (as so many are) The first thing i'd recommend going to a church (any religion should do) and talking to the Pastor (or who ever) The might be able to remove the ghost for you. If your unable to do this put holy water in all corners windows and doorways of your house burning sage can also be effective.
The next time he tries to scare you don't react if you can help it tell him this is your house now that he is dead and needs to move on scream it if you have to! Cat on god and your angels to kick him to the curb! But please only use these as a last resort I'd recommend geting help from your church first
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I would call and have someone to come and check ur house..
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It is SIMPLE.............He need your ass..... give him and ......thats it
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pull out your dick
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I dont believe this, why would you name the topic GHOST PROBLEM! then say i see a large black naked man and then say there were rumors that the house was haunted but this is ridiculous! ANYWAY I NEED HELP. wtf, this was just a racist dont drop the soap or else ur gunna get raped by a big black man joke.
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ghosts aren't real
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bloody4you
so, a gay ghost.
you can use holy water, or try to tak to him too.tell him that you would appreceate if he stopped doing all these things
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Ha Ha Ha yeah man laughing at old people and cripples is awesome!!!

I would love to throw rocks at an old lady with a walking frame!!!
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bullshit. stop making shit up it's not funny
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