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Ghost problem!
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I'm a 67 year old man, and every time I look in the mirror in my bath room I see a big gay black man standing right behind me whispering naughty words while breathing heavily.
But when I turn around there's none there, it's like I'm going crazy, or seeing ghosts.

It is true that I did hear some weird rumors of the house being haunted before I bought it, but this is ridiculous!
But seriously I need some advise on what to do!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (44)
cpg123 (15225)
2008-08-07 13:41:59
call the ghost busters
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flikr (10636)
2008-08-08 15:27:56
it's biggie smalls coming to sodomize you
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Anonymous_Donor (10044)
2008-08-08 23:15:55
ugh, how do you know he's gay? Don't worry about it... could be your guide to take you to the other side since your clock's ticking anyway....
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NeoFalcon (15397)
2008-08-09 00:13:14
Quite likely you WANT him around - day wet dreams I guess?
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asskicker20230 (15536)
2008-08-09 00:31:28
i've never been a fan of the parlnormal but i don't think they just hang out in the restroom and any way ghost are fake
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Hemorrhoid (10586)
2008-08-09 18:16:51
Are u in jail by any chance and is his name buba????
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DrIncestor (9825)
2008-08-10 08:03:27
@: Anonymous_Donor
Oh he's gay, trust me...
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YingYang (15408)
2008-08-12 10:22:29
What naughty words does it say? That is pretty funny and if I say a big black gay man in my mirror while I am brushing teeth. I would vomit due to me laughing so hard. Don't worry about it. Sell tickets to watch the gay black man in the mirror. You would make a killing.
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DrIncestor (9825)
2008-08-13 11:26:01
@: YingYang
He's usually just moaning and making orgasmic faces, but whenever I bend over he's like "Oh'yeah, I cant wait to hit that booty"
He's also commenting me every time I take a shower.

The ticket idea seemed reasonable, but then I could risk loosing him, and now I'm starting to grow emotionally attached to him :(
Is there any way I could get him out of the mirror and into my bed?
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Valence (17359)
2008-11-02 16:01:14
R E F L E C T I O N
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mrfango (17623)
2008-11-11 21:27:13
lmfao!!!!!!!!
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Fuhad (17617)
2008-11-12 06:30:14
LMAO, My diagnosis. This is a manifestation of your homosexual thoughts, you have a desire yo be violated by a black man.

Or maybe the man was in there waiting for your wife? And you are so dumb he convinced you he was a ghost.
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SSUM1 (17719)
2008-11-15 02:13:47
I have the best idea to get rid of him! What if you.... stopped making crap up...... and forgot about this whole thing! Then maybe you wouldn't have to keep imagining him saying and doing things! Just an idea but I'm 90% sure it will work. The other 10% is that you will keep making up crap.
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MapleSyrup (17767)
2008-11-17 00:15:19
From cases ive seen when you hear a ghost the words are usually mumbled, and figures are difficult to make out. I suggest calling "Ghost Busters" as well. If they find your house to be haunted then you are not crazy... if they dont well....
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lurvejazz (19190)
2009-01-06 00:06:49
ROFL!!!!!!
WTH. You are getting emotionally attached to sth like that?
I guess its all your imagination. Continue living in your dreams, i wish you .. good luck.
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bomaoneuk (19294)
2009-01-10 00:29:29
Try holding a mirror behind your head whilst looking into the one in front to see if hes really there.
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4MB3R (12936)
2009-02-06 09:43:37
HAHA! how do u know he's gay? lmao if he whispers naughty words 2 u whisper them back lol

u may be the first person who has had dirt talk with a ghost haha
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ElephantCafe (20842)
2009-03-08 18:16:55
Uh...
do what it wants like in scary movie 2
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Lilah (20958)
2009-03-13 12:31:46
You see what you expect to see. You are in a world very different from the one you were born into. You're being effected by the huge change and your mind is showing you in a very creative way.
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happypanda (20968)
2009-03-14 00:24:06
we know meth is a powerful drug
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BrightEyes (21252)
2009-03-25 11:22:11
When will my reflection show who I am inside~

Maybe you're seeing this "big gay, black man" as a subconcious longing for the real thing. Hey, stranger things have happened.
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y3k23k (21460)
2009-03-31 15:23:42
you should see a neurologist and get an MRI i hate to say it but Parkinson's could be the cause of this.
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michellemango (21730)
2009-04-08 09:43:26
Stop talking to yourself and everything will be okay.
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THINGTHINGG (23699)
2009-06-01 14:41:54
4 words for ya, GIGGIDDY GIGGIDDY GIGGIDDY GOO! ooh riight ;D

( oh ye changing ur mirror may help)

And may i say u have an excellent imagination :)
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Spritzy (23863)
2009-06-04 22:43:06
You made me laugh hard. ;]
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Cajincatcher (23887)
2009-06-05 16:19:05
Hey you're just obscenely old and going senile ^^ if you're hallucinating, i suggest seeing a doctor..
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Megabicuriouslesbianfaggot (24020)
2009-06-09 04:17:10
this has to be the greatest story i have ever heard. Just give in. Maybe you will like it . You're sixty, enjoy live baby! ;) Try position 68 in the karmasutra
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abnormalfreak (24473)
2009-06-20 14:11:47
if your telling the truth, the heres my advice: cover the mirror with a sheet.

my guess? ur a fakeing faggot!
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deluxxe (25751)
2009-07-18 20:51:25
yikes
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cockycunt (25083)
2009-07-19 16:01:51
Maybe you've been so long denying your sexuality it's come to haunt you. Read about Tulpa magic and Incubus attacks to give you ideas how to excorcise this thing plus normalise the experience a bit. Meantime you'd better talk back to this creature -- doesn't mean you harm -- he's you.
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JustinH (26403)
2009-07-31 12:40:30
I believe this is called a fantasy of yours not a "ghost problem" as you put it.
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MTsky (26450)
2009-08-01 19:46:41
i lol'd so hard.

anyways, two possibilities, 1)you're surpressing kinky desires involving you and a gay black man whispering naughty words, or 2) you aren't taking the correct dosage of viagra your doctor recommended.
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RockyRockenWog (26561)
2009-08-03 19:20:02
Right, I am an expert in gay ghost removal. I have successfully removed 2 male gay ghosts and a lesbian ghost from friends properties. The only way to remove them is to save up as much ejaculate as you can in a jar with holy relics floating in it. You also must play Coldplays first album a lot. within a week you should be free of the bender spectre.
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Ollieo (19003)
2009-08-09 17:00:50
Shrink time.
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Mentalist4MudkipzLulz (26505)
2009-08-12 16:22:33
Then dont say Candy-Ass when you look into it!
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Megabicuriouslesbianfaggot (24020)
2009-09-01 01:03:44
its the ghost of michael jackson!
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blackdroid (28145)
2009-09-05 23:03:56
Why are u still there if there's a ghost leave lol damn. Why he gotta be gay maybe u think he's sexy lol
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kitty_purrr (28608)
2009-09-17 09:42:33
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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unbearable_lightness (29175)
2009-09-29 20:22:14
@: Fuhad
HAHAHAHAHHA XD
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FlowerOfHope (27744)
2009-10-01 12:20:17
That's just way too funny. I just couldn't help I laughed! XD
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bumbles09 (29603)
2009-10-10 06:16:25
u need to put crosses in your house or a rosary in your bathroom
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shakenbake855 (29666)
2009-10-18 12:42:49
this is such an awesome site i've stumbled upon
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kittycatlover (20488)
2009-10-21 13:34:52
.... is this supposed to be a joke... ? i'd be shittin myself!!
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BirdIsDaWordGuy (30989)
2009-11-09 07:46:18
RULE NO. 288,639,629,214,641: If you see s Big Black Gay Man in the mirror, your gay or more possibly, Mental of age
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