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i get really nervous like i think oh my hair needs to be perfect and oh what should i wear. is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
thePhanton (6562)
2007-03-13 19:17:06
You need serious help. i knew a guy with hair once and he died. just wear a huge cock shaped hat on your head. i find these helps ease any tension that may be in the room.
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Menthro (6536)
2007-03-13 20:24:36
phantom.......your awsome
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-03-13 20:25:03
no doubt. GET HELP QUICKLY!

Cock hats -> Walmart 9.99
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Metal_Guy (6580)
2007-03-13 23:47:03
It's normal but irrational. Ask your boy/girlfriend what he/she likes if you want to please them that way, but don't get hung up over being perfect - if they love you, then they're not gonna be put off by the odd flaw. Believe it or not, it's much easier to be put off by so-called 'perfection'... Let yourself relax a little - it's easier to have a relationship with someone who's enjoying it, rather than obsessing over doing everything 'right'.
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Emerdoodle (4970)
2007-03-16 19:52:25
No because your not going out with mitchell anymore ur going out with tyler and plus mitchell couldn't even take a shower for U!!!
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bubbles (6445)
2007-03-19 10:55:39
@: Emerdoodle
UR Not Helping!!!!!!!
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bubbles (6445)
2007-03-20 09:07:18
@: Emerdoodle
Dude i'm not going out w/ tyler!!!!!!!
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-03-21 13:17:20
IT'S EXTREMELY NORMAL FOR YOU TO FEEL THAT WAY! YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST YOU CAN FOR YOUR DATE AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU....JUST THINK IF YOU FORGOT TO DO YOUR HAIR TEETH NAILS, OR WHAT EVER THE GUY WILL DITCH YOU IN A SECOND...LMAO
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bthesailor (6827)
2007-03-22 01:31:33
Join a fencing team and only associate with people if they are wearing a fencing mask then everyone including you will look the same.
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dukepost (6726)
2007-03-22 03:38:34
It is normal if you are gay.
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undergooger (7292)
2007-04-06 10:31:05
OF COURSE IT IS!!!!
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unrecognizableusername (9986)
2007-08-14 06:19:06
do you really wanna be just like everyone else? "normal" just love yourself whether or not you're having a good hair day!
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MichelleLivesMusuic (9747)
2007-08-14 21:26:13
But the cockhats are sold out today!!!
Fuck!
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ajfdkhasdjhasd (11535)
2007-11-05 07:39:37
You need to have sex
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consider/urself/f**ked (8582)
2007-11-18 10:18:36
ur a gay douchebag
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