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Goddangit, Why are Mormon bitches sooo hot? I wan
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OK I want 50+ Hot Mormon Bitches, like right NOW! Dude, there is this church by my house and them hoes play badmitten and tag in the parking lot. All they wear is T- shirts and denim shorts, all of them. Sometimes they fall down and pile up all their fatbodies into a large mound. Joseph Smiff is a Bad-ass, Hands down Stone cold sweet Pimpin. Nigga only knows how many dem shinin pink nipples all rub around together.

I wanna play the Rock N' Roll all over their nekkid bodys!
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-18 22:16:37
You are only here to waste peoples time, at least make it a funny story or something so some people might buy into it.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-28 02:15:14
They are gettin ready for a Mitt Romney visit! With luck we will have a Mormon President!
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CheesePlease (8639)
2007-06-01 05:24:17
Wow, that was special...0.o
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-03 06:12:34
There is a band called the Horny Mormons. I just thought I would say that.
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Potato (7428)
2007-10-03 12:36:41
mormons suck
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October (10003)
2007-10-03 15:39:50
@: Potato
And Amish SWALLOW!

(So my brother told me once, anyway...)
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METHOSjr. (83)
2007-10-07 20:06:38
I want 5 husbands around my house to do all the fixing. I am tired of doing it myself.

They can fuck my wife as long as they clean the gutters.

Go BlueJays!!
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