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Granny speaks shit...
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I was recently driving my gran down the motorway. I was going pretty fast and she asked me to slow down. It was quite funny seeing her so scared!
Anyway, once I was in the slow lane being overtaken by tractors and pushbikes I noticed she was watching all the other vehicles and shaking her head, "Eeeh, they won't get there any faster!" she proclaimed.
I did a quick maths sum in my head and came to the conclusion that by travelling faster, you would get somewhere more quickly. This led me to think of another of my grans favourite sayings, "Education these days is rubbish, what with your fancy compulators and wot-not" (compulators! hah, she's mad!)
So, yeah, if she was taught so well, why does she think going faster won't get you there more quickly? Does anybody else have a mad granny who speaks utter bollocks? Is my gran normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (10)
brothershamass (380)
2006-11-03 12:25:33
Mind did too, bless her.

She also hated "the blacks", but hey no ones perfect.
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-11-03 13:08:36
Mine do it aswell. their always like why are you in that job, its no good and they did not much better at my age. and everything like that
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-11-03 17:18:10
Old people can be a pain in the arse theyre rude nosy and jut plain ignorant a lot of the time mother in laws are the worst
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plimsoles (1961)
2006-11-03 18:52:56
My friend.
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roger49 (3711)
2006-11-03 19:59:04
As they age, things start to happen upstairs, maybe your grandma's brain threw a rod.
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2006-11-16 14:44:04
Old people are so fucking annoying. If you got an old parent that's even more fucking annoying. Just keep saying to yourself they're gonna die soon or go in a home.
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AngryEMOKid (4533)
2006-11-28 17:23:40
just senile.
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OIFYOIFYOIFY (4644)
2006-12-06 22:04:47
Your grandma is obviously a hooker that resides in New York. If she charges more than $15 an hour, call her a cheap bastard, slap the hoe and run.
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smithee (4389)
2006-12-22 13:21:09
kick her out of the care if she continues to run her dentures out of her mouth. Then proceed to run her over and drive away to the next sperm bank.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2007-01-23 07:32:33
^ But they still got there before you.
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