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Gross but kinda funny.
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My lady is a perfect 10. Just a complete knock out and I consider myself lucky to be with her. However... it seems that every time we have some great sex I can't help but peak up her nose and I always, ALWAYS find a boogie. I always have to fight the urge to dig it out myself so instead I decided to give her an engagement ring. Couldn't be happier. If she can tolerate me it was meant to be.
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Comments (15)
cpg123 (15225)
2008-08-20 00:12:28
weird but i guess normal in away
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Xerxes (11901)
2008-08-20 00:47:37
good for you
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summer924 (15843)
2008-08-20 02:28:52
that shit makes me dead horney you should totally lick my friend
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-08-20 15:20:15
you're weird.
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buzzlightyear (15859)
2008-08-20 15:37:09
tell her!!!!!!!!!1 Its natural!!!!!!!!!! he wont mind
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spamjaveIin (15511)
2008-08-20 16:09:49
i know exactly what youre talking about - i like a nice hot booger to fly out of a birds nose when I'm shagging her.

naw just kidding, i think your a real sicko. I hope your girl has lots of boogers for you.

btw here is a web site you might like.
http://www.snotgirls.com/
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-08-20 19:38:02
@: spamjaveIin
that site looks awesome.
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justincase858 (5372)
2008-08-20 22:02:17
FIREPOKE THAT BOOGER

problem solved.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-21 00:32:35
@: spamjaveIin
They expect you to fukn pay for that
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CuppycakeXD (16032)
2008-08-31 00:16:15
Awwww.
: )
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Doggone66 (3329)
2008-11-07 08:39:58
No matter how hot a girl is they still eat shit and sleep like men do, plus before the ring ask yourself is this what you really want for life

Peace Out
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Miss_Charlie (17693)
2008-11-14 14:22:45
If you find that repulsive, im sure she could name 1 thing gross about you too.
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ihateyourgirlfriend (19712)
2009-01-27 16:37:26
that is.....not so weird
everyone has boogers but she must wet nose alot
just tell her, im sure she'll understand
she'll be embarrased or so for a some time
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arrowhead (19669)
2009-02-18 00:31:41
she probably has allergy that makes her nose runny in the morning and you end up finding the boogie. tell her, "umm, you got something in there." you don't want people looking at her, giggling. and after all, she's human.
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Stryker (23243)
2009-05-20 12:27:07
hahaha, oh god, i hope my boyfriend doesn't look up my nose...
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