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Hands No More
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I have just watched edward scissor hands on TV, and i have been thinking, wouldn't it be cool if you could have scissors for hands, or maybe even car doors! you could do so much with things on your hands instead of flesh and bones, you could kill people for one! Stab someone through the heart if you didn't like them
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Argyle-smiten (1468)
2006-03-16 10:36:43
My freind Nick Edwards actually has forceps for hands after an unfortunate gyniocology acident
(Thats when you work with vaginas)
anyway he loves it he has doubled his productivity at work and untill recently he forceped a guy to death


yeah your fine
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Anonymous
2006-03-16 11:00:38
But that would cut back on some serious fun in the bedroom!
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Francine_bates (1475)
2006-03-17 06:41:08
@: Anonymous
OMG argyle smitten! number one, you are a total dickhead for using an actual person's name on this, you must be such a FUCKARSEPRICK. Also, you can't even spell gynecology, you must be some fucking stupid retard
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Argyle-smiten (1468)
2006-03-17 08:57:06
omfg francine bates he doesn't mind as he has no soul because he is ugly. anyeay you care to much about this whole thing you cunt
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Argyle-smiten (1468)
2006-03-17 08:58:24
anyway in reply to this comment i new this pereson who is a total slut her name was francine bates and she sucks of horses penises
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Francine_bates (1475)
2006-03-18 08:32:26
Argyle_Smitten has no life and I hope she/he gets gonorea. He/she is probably just some 8 year old little ginger dickhead, with no friends, just cancer and gonorea.
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Argyle-smiten (1468)
2006-03-18 11:26:55
the only thing you got right there is serious and arguements aside francine whorebates what is wrong with being ginger

we are smooth orange chocolate and in middle eastern countrys we are worshiped of course Francine u have never been to a middle eastern country as u are a racist therefore hate all oriental people and gingers
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DuncanBC (3552)
2006-09-03 16:35:13
@: Argyle-smiten
Have a cuddle. **Hug**
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-20 13:12:36
Have they stopped flirting? Did they fuck
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