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I'm not a gay nor nothing but I think I have a very handsome looking penis and I often admire it.
I also clean it relentlessly.
Is it normal?!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
sisophous (3738)
2007-02-09 18:58:24
Yes, normal to like your body part, not normal to cleaning it relentlessly, particularly that organ which shouldn't need it unless you are having a lot of sex. Then I can understand why you do such.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-09 19:00:52
Does materbating furiously count as having sex?
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roger49 (3711)
2007-02-09 19:12:44
Masturbating furiously shouldn't count as sex, although whether you should be cleaning it or not depends on the circumstances and the lubricant you're using.
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2007-02-09 19:13:48
lol!
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***hot_topic*** (5698)
2007-02-09 22:49:35
i guess i can sorta understand why u like ur d*ck so much, but cleaning relentlessly is sorta weird....but like what Roger49 said.....it depends on what kind of lube you use...
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-09 23:00:30
You should fuck yourself with your magnificent cock... I saw a guy in Wishmaster do it.
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-10 09:52:37
Yeah right, quit lying!
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nuckfuts (3823)
2007-02-10 12:22:11
lol ok sure you do most guys do love there dick thats why they are always touching it
i love the skin on a guys dick and how baby smooth it is and soft
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bananacum (5772)
2007-02-10 14:29:51
It's gay to like your own body part, sorry.
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-11 14:46:05
No..it's not gay to like your own bodyparts.
It's gay to stick your penis into a man's bottom repeatedly and to kiss him.
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kman18 (5719)
2007-02-18 13:10:01
2 words ur gay!
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DrSham (5677)
2007-02-19 09:39:01
@: kman18
That's technically 3 words you moron.
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blahblah (6368)
2007-03-06 19:46:21
penis's are UGLY.
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88chriz88 (6458)
2007-03-09 21:34:11
very very normal

ids say 80%% of men love there penis

its a very important thing to a man
and i love mine and as long as u look after it dats cool and admiring ur penis is great means ur getting to know ur self and happy wit who u r
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-03-09 21:43:20
Dress it up. Make it wear a hat, put a leash on it and get your friends to admire and pet it. Buy it a little sweater with #1 cock printed on it.
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ninjadude (6349)
2007-03-09 22:14:37
Maybe you should do what some other dude on here was talking about and go to a sex shop and get a dildo kit where you make a dildo out of a cast of your penis, then you can stick it in your bum and have your penis love you back. lol.
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loverdude (16345)
2008-09-25 00:29:05
remember when your in the shower if you rub it with soap more than three times it's wanking
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