Hey other losers - take a joke. Here's some more offensive ones that you can go f**k yourself if you don't like, b**ch ass faggy ass b**ches:
Why didn't the black marry the mexican?
He didn't want his kids to grow up too lazy to steal.
What do you get when you cross an Iranian with a Mexican?
Oil of ole!
What's the best place for babies?
In the blender, of course!
My mom's boyfriend licked/fingerd me - My moms boyfriend lived with us for a while. and one night i thought i herd somone come into my room but then saw nothing to i wen...
Skittles Sorting - When I eat food, I have some odd habits... especially when colour is involved.
Example: when I eat a bag of Skittles, I MUST sort...
I want to have sex with Hayden Panettier... - Is that normal, she is so sexy I want her, do you have her number ?
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/Hayden-Pa...
Normal for guys or not? - I am attracted to women with small, but nicely shaped breasts. While the media puts women out there with large breasts, and there ...
Ice ice baby ice - Is it normal to enjoy putting ice in you ass hole
Im convinced im sick - Jamie: I'm completely obsessed with the fact that im messed up in the head.
There are only a few people i can imagine myself loo...
I don't like my family! - Is it sad that when you go home you don't even feel comfortable in your own house? That when you talk to people, you know that it'...
I regret.. ALOT. - Well the title pretty much speaks for itself. I regret, i regret the things i do, the things i say, the things i don't do; heck, i...
I don't want to have sex. I do not like ... - I'm a 24yo guy, pretty average in all aspects except I don't have a sex drive and do not find females or males particularly attrac...
My palms sweat ALOT! - My palms sweat alot...for example if I keep my hand on the computer mouse for a prolonged time then there are sweat beads...eww......
love,
METHOS
ps. Try to get more creative. (i.e. jigaboo)
you little jerk.
-Cheese
Why didn't the black marry the mexican?
He didn't want his kids to grow up too lazy to steal.
What do you get when you cross an Iranian with a Mexican?
Oil of ole!
What's the best place for babies?
In the blender, of course!